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Tn Valley Severe Weather
Witness Protection Program replied to jaxjagman's topic in Tennessee Valley
3 dead in Clarksville, 3 dead in Madison, last report I could find was they were still searching. Heavy damage and people trapped in homes in Springfield, too. https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/2023/12/09/tennessee-tornado-nashville-clarksville-hendersonville-springfield-damage-report/71866535007/ -
Tn Valley Severe Weather
Witness Protection Program replied to jaxjagman's topic in Tennessee Valley
Something just exploded in Madison/Hendersonville when hit by the tornado. I'd guess a small storage tank, tanker truck, or railroad tank car. Google Traffic suggests the tornado crossed the railroad junction in Madison. -
Lee banter thread
Witness Protection Program replied to Will - Rutgers's topic in Tropical Headquarters
Castro's kid bringing a taste of Cuba.... -
Idalia Banter
Witness Protection Program replied to WxSynopsisDavid's topic in Tropical Headquarters
I want some locals to run over shameless phony Justin Michaels with MIchelle Kosinski's canoe. Edit: Charles Goodloe reduced to interviewing Sinead O'Connor walking a paddleboard on a Clearwater street. -
Idalia Banter
Witness Protection Program replied to WxSynopsisDavid's topic in Tropical Headquarters
2 thoughts: 1. Looking at the swamps and topography of Florida's armpit, I'd say the odds are up to almost 50% that 1 or more dumb disaster wankers "Imma documentary stormchaserz!" ends up getting themselves killed by poor decisions. 2. Could be some really terrible results depending on where the surge for this thing hits. So many very low lying houses. Take a look at all those canal streets in Suwannee: https://www.google.com/maps/@29.3297975,-83.1433486,2760m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu You've got mobile homes on the water that will flood with as little as 5' of surge and some wave action: https://www.google.com/maps/@29.3308642,-83.1400039,3a,15y,234.07h,86.97t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sDUHcWJw9R1rGrvVwgnjaTQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?entry=ttu And even the homes built on stilts may have to contend with a lot of battering tree and mobile home debris atop the surge, driven by the winds. 1-2 miles inland not so advantageous when it's that low lying. We saw in Ike the way many stilt homes couldn't take the high surge + wave action, I'd guess it would have been even worse if there had been a mile of 3' elevation forested swamp in between. Might initially blunt the waves, but debris pile would eventually slam forward. No way I'd try to ride it out in Cedar Key, Suwanneee, Yankeetown, Horseshoe Beach, or even parts of Steinhatchee. And with all those snappable pines and thick forests, I would never mock anyone well inland evacuating from fears of wind damage. -
Just became Franklin, and you must be confusing this system (topic) with the Gulf of Mexico system. Franklin will not be a threat to the Gulf but could pose some interaction with the Mid-Atlantic to New England depending on how modeling evolves and trough vs western Atlantic ridging interaction. Thanks. But... ...the Little Orphan Annie secret society decoder pin says: "Dang, how long has it been Franklin? I assume a lot of lighting involved? The key for me is keeping this turkey away from Houston." Should have added kite flying and Punnsylvania references.
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Dang, how long has it been Franklin? I assume a lot of lighting involved? The key for me is keeping this turkey away from Houston.
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Tn Valley Severe Weather
Witness Protection Program replied to jaxjagman's topic in Tennessee Valley
Dang, a tornado trio is unusual in that part of northeastern(ish) TN, and in daylight no less. -
Severe Weather 4-19-23 through 4-21-23
Witness Protection Program replied to cheese007's topic in Central/Western States
Yeah, 3 tornado warnings in Texas now, near Hearne, Van (Tippecanoe), and Tyler, too. -
Severe Weather 4-19-23 through 4-21-23
Witness Protection Program replied to cheese007's topic in Central/Western States
The Sometimes Weather Channel just gave KS and OK the bird. Airheads Go to Peru has just preempted the 2 ongoing tornadoes. -
Severe Weather 4-4-23
Witness Protection Program replied to cheese007's topic in Central/Western States
Stopped for damage in that neighborhood. Not sure if it's from the tornado or that reckless chaser Subaru again.... -
Severe Weather 4-4-23 and 4-5-23
Witness Protection Program replied to cheese007's topic in Lakes/Ohio Valley
First tor warn of the day? https://forecast.weather.gov/wwamap/wwatxtget.php?cwa=DVN&wwa=tornado warning BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED Tornado Warning National Weather Service Quad Cities IA/IL 1016 AM CDT Tue Apr 4 2023 The National Weather Service in the Quad Cities has issued a * Tornado Warning for... South central Whiteside County in northwestern Illinois... Northeastern Henry County in northwestern Illinois... Northwestern Bureau County in north central Illinois... * Until 1030 AM CDT. * At 1016 AM CDT, a severe thunderstorm capable of producing a tornado was located near Spring Hill, or 17 miles northeast of Cambridge, moving northeast at 30 mph. HAZARD...Tornado. SOURCE...Radar indicated rotation. IMPACT...Flying debris will be dangerous to those caught without shelter. Mobile homes will be damaged or destroyed. Damage to roofs, windows, and vehicles will occur. Tree damage is likely. * This dangerous storm will be near... Hooppole, Yorktown and Leon Corners around 1030 AM CDT. -
Severe Weather 4-4-23 and 4-5-23
Witness Protection Program replied to cheese007's topic in Lakes/Ohio Valley
Like barfing or sneezing or what? Spoiler tag those vids, please. -
Severe Weather 4-4-23
Witness Protection Program replied to cheese007's topic in Central/Western States
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March 31st Severe Threat
Witness Protection Program replied to pen_artist's topic in Lakes/Ohio Valley
Looks like falling bricks from the upper wall caused the Belvidere Apollo Theater roof collapse: -
Severe Weather 4-2-23/4-3-23
Witness Protection Program replied to weatherextreme's topic in Central/Western States
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Severe Weather 4-2-23/4-3-23
Witness Protection Program replied to weatherextreme's topic in Central/Western States
Now just a few miles east of Stranger, TX. #StrangerDanger -
Tn Valley Severe Weather
Witness Protection Program replied to jaxjagman's topic in Tennessee Valley
Hazel Green, AL rated EF-3. 1 killed. 7 dead in the McNairy County, TN (Adamsville, near Selmer) tornado, at least 20 killed so far in the outbreak that began yesterday. -
March 31st Severe Threat
Witness Protection Program replied to pen_artist's topic in Lakes/Ohio Valley
Finally, no tor warns for the moment. Though reportedly someone is stuck in a tree from the Hazel Green, AL tornado. -
March 31st Severe Threat
Witness Protection Program replied to pen_artist's topic in Lakes/Ohio Valley
Tor warn continuing in the eastern KY mountains, east of the watch box now. -
Severe Weather 3-30-23 and 3-31-23
Witness Protection Program replied to cheese007's topic in Central/Western States
https://twitter.com/wxmansamc/status/1642045563167178753 Complete Destruction reports from ema in Morris Chapel TN “Houses, Cars, People gone” -
March 31st Severe Threat
Witness Protection Program replied to pen_artist's topic in Lakes/Ohio Valley
I'm just amazed that The Weather Channel is actually still covering this. Small victories, I guess. They're infamous for bailing no later than midnight central. I remember them switching to Nose Picking Ice Truckers reruns as the Jefferson City, MO tornado was churning through the city and the on-air mets were visibly shaken by the devastation they knew was taking place. -
Severe Weather 3-30-23 and 3-31-23
Witness Protection Program replied to cheese007's topic in Central/Western States
According to chat, they've got barbed wire fencing wrapped around an axle.