When I first moved down here from Michigan in 2004 we got a couple 2-4" snowfalls and I was like "cool, the DC area isn't bad". Now I think it's an eternal hellhole for snow and outside of 2009-2010 (and maybe 2016) it's useless for anything other than derechos and humidity. I actually have snowshoes, wtf am I going to do with that shit now? Bring on global warming at this point, at least we can have anoles and geckos.