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It's so quiet meteorologically right now in so many areas. Only interesting action going is waterspouts on the Great Lakes!

Had to look at the calendar today. Is it August or October? Odd

270 hr GFS take a 983 messofacane into Long Island. We shall see.

This is why we’re weather weenies… for storms like Erin.

9...25??? Is that right?

Man, may the day where you don’t get psyched but a huge thunderstorm maturing over you dumping loads of rain with frequent thunder and lightning never excite you never arrive.

Top 10 thunderstorms ever! This was BEAUTIFUL. Sad there were no 'nados.

Im by the WTC - can't see 10 feet. FREQUENT lightning. Pouring rain. The subways are going to be gone. This is INSANE.

This is an INSANE storm!!!

Err…40th. God I’m getting old.

Come on Erin, you can do this! We’re in another drought up here in the northeast and it’s almost the 30th anniversary of Hurricane Gloria!

Go fishe

Sorry, sir. This is a Wendy’s. We root for storms around here like college football teams.

https://x.com/lockingitin/status/1954335676637630589?s=61 300 hr GFS wants to destroy New England

Yeah, I think we should begin evacuations now. Ecacuate where? Who cares?! Just evaciate!

You see this?! SE Area of Interest! Ten percent in two days, twenty percent in five! What is this, a weather forecast or a scratch-off ticket?! Ten percent?! That’s not a forecast, that’s a suggestion! You can’t get me worked up over something with worse odds than me getting a date on a Saturday night! And twenty percent in five days?! What am I supposed to do with that information? Stock up on bottled water, but only drink a fifth of it? Keep one galosh by the door, just in case? These meteorologists….. they put out these ‘Areas of Interest’ so we’ll all go, ‘Oooh, something’s coming!’ Meanwhile it’s a little puff of cloud in the middle of nowhere. I’m getting anxiety over a moist spot on the radar! And you know what’s gonna happen? Day six—poof! Gone! Back to tracking tropical waves in Chad! CHAD! The only waves in Chad should be in a swimming pool!”

This has been, without a doubt, one of the most relentlessly terrible hurricane seasons in recent memory. Not terrible in the exciting, blockbuster-movie way. Terrible in the ‘please someone turn the channel’ way. We’ve been tracking every swirl of wind and puff of cloud in the Atlantic, and, friends, it’s so bad… we’re now monitoring tropical waves in Chad. Yes, Chad. A landlocked country. That’s where we are. We’ve deployed our most advanced meteorological tools, consulted every weather model, and even stared meaningfully into the middle distance — nothing. These storms have been as thrilling as a DMV waiting room with no Wi-Fi. So, I urge everyone to remain calm, stay informed, and maybe bring a book. Because if things keep going like this, our next ‘storm of interest’ will be a cumulonimbus over Saskatchewan.

I was traumatized so much this winter with the GFS’s multi biblical blizzards only to be let down. Like an abusive lover, the GFS promised to never do it again if I took it back. And now look what’s happening. I gotta find a new hobby. I hear BASE jumping is fun….

Dude. The GFS showed us 40 inch blizzards all winter and now its showing us massive hurricanes hitting everywhere all at once. Someone has to be messing with it. I trust the JMA more than the 384 hour GFS.

You know what? It’s 2025. Let’s do this. Let’s push FEMA and the NWS to their breaking points and see how that goes.

Thank you Barry! Not all heroes wear capes.

GFS handing out hurricanes to every major city on the East Coast and Gulf today like Oprah! You get a hurricane! You get a hurricane! You get a tropical storm!

Sure, why not?

In the last 8 hours, the GFS has given us Hurricane Hugo wrecking South Carolina, Andrew bulldozing South Florida, and now it’s serving up Katrina like it’s a greatest hits album from Mother Nature’s rage collection

It’s the GFS, so take it with a grain of salt.. https://x.com/lockingitin/status/1952375266569064644?s=61