Oh we do that so well. a 120 page thread for a storm that looks like the people in Walmart at 2am tells you we know how to kill time. And we know how to kill our mushy think think noodle tangle in our bone spheres.
I like asparagus too actually. Grilled is yummy. And I grew up eating pickled beets which I love too. I was trying to throw veggies in there that I figured people didn't like.
I really rank fruits in order of their versatility. Like blueberries. you can put that shit on everything like franks red hot. Plums are damn good as a jam. Peach cobbler? Oh hell yes.
My youngest trolls me even more by saying they are ashy too. Sorry, kids. Dad doesn't keep a bottle of Jergens or shea coco butter lotion in his fanny pack.