I've gotta free form it on booze, but please, go ahead and grade me
used to be in a committed relationship with scotch, left it for bourbon (straight up)
tequila only in margaritas
gin is cool but I'm afraid I had...that...experience with it as a novice drinker
vodka isn't thrilling but good w cranberry or dirty martini
CAPE would hate my taste in beer (but c'mon, not all pilsners are trash, aren't there like pilsner snobs somewhere in the wide world of booze snobs?)
Pina colada is a no
Wine is a yes