TheSnowman

F*** You. Seriously. I wait 4 F**king Years JUST TO SEE More than 6” of Snow, AM HOME 2 1/2 Months WAITING for Snow… WILL BE HOME ALL OF FEBRUARY. I F***ING Leave & THE NEXT DAY BAM “Oh look at Us! Look at US! We got a Storm to Track! Woo Look at Us! F*** Everyone Else! Weee!” I ONLY go away for Winter for 2 Weeks. The Same Every Year. I Missed the Blizzard of 2011 I Missed the Bomb of 2017 I Missed the Blizzard of 2022 And MANY more because of travel outside of this 2 week trip. I’m going to Miss This. Have Some God Da*n F***ing Understanding. I Have 12 Hobbies and Travel the World Performing for my profession, and there’s NOTHING, Nothing I Love more in this world than big Snowstorms. So Please F***ing Shove it. You can have fun with me, you can make fun of me, poke all the weenies you want, But Don’t Push it. You ALSO forget these are the 3 Busiest Days of the Year for me as I’m the Accordion Demonstrator at the Only Music Convention on Earth every year with concerts and everything else while you sit BACK THERE in Heaven.

OK give me the money Fozz. Cause 24 hours ago that flight was $260. I ain’t paying more than that AND my rental car is now on, so that’s 4 days of no use AND it’s an expensive one. Maybe I’ll just drive it up to Mammoth Mountain Monday where I’ll see more snow than ALL of you.

NOT FOR ME!!!!!!

I'm done. It's Totally Over. The ONLY FLIGHT left that is possible and wouldn't go through Nashville or BWI early morning Sunday with SW which will get canceled, is a $2000 JetBlue RedEye This is Over.

Will has an Einstein a level Memory. I bet you even remember model runs from every storm! Only model runs I remember are before the 2010 DC storms because the DGX had an almost Perfect showing of what would happen in the 2nd storm a week out, and the models of storms I Missed since I nothing else to jmdo but watch incessantly.

This is my worst nightmare. 20” + I’m coming home regardless of anything. Below 15” I’ll deal. 15-20 is Absolute Nightmare territory.

I CAN NOT come back next weekend. No Shot even if it’s the Blizzard of 1978 Redux. I come back freaking February 3rd. CAN Everything HOLD OFF UNTIL TUESDAY the 3rd for God F-ing Sakes?? I’m home ALL OF FEBRUARY! But regarding this one, I can deal with the HELL of missing 14”. But 15”-20” I can not. The FIRST Problem I run into is the charge for my awesome and Expensive rental car hits in a JUST few hours on Turo, OR if I screwed quick, I could change it to Wednesday at 11am now and save the money I’ll lose on one of the flights. The SECOND problem is I just fight for the final night here at the $500 a night Hilton cause I’m going to stay late at the Booth and help then break down for NAMM. If I LEAVE 11pm Saturday night after I Just FIGHT for it? My God. The THIRD is the private Gig Sunday with a buddy of mine that would have to go bye bye But I could tell him as late as Saturday, that’s not a big deal And lastly I’d have to pull an all nighter Saturday night and watch the game sunday as a ZOMBIE, then come back to LA for my major concert Wednesday on very little sleep. And those are just SOME problems of doing this to not bore you with many others.

Finally a Map I get behind! Hahaha. In ALL Seriousness, and guys PLEASE, for once F-ing time be serious with me, this is $1000 of changing things / losing a gig / losing rehearsals for the major concert Wednesday / on and on: WHAT are the chances of 15” + for me?

Or if I’m absolutely Furious you’ll know it’s good news.

You don’t get to sit next to the stars, only the stars can. I sit in the Front row for the premieres. but the 8pm show You all see ids only about 4% of the Grammy Awards. And when it’s an honor to be a voting member + it’s $1000 for the tickets even though Only members can go + you make some lucky girls life by being able to go, YOU GO. I’ll be home ALL OF FEBRUARY. Was home the past 2 1/2 Months. I don’t know what more I’m supposed to do.

Found a shot of when I did a weather segment in New Haven, CT with TV Met Joe Fury. You kids have fun with this one. I’m ready for the porking.

I’ll be at the Grammys. OF COURSE. So I’ll miss that too.

No one, ABSOLUTELY No one is touching that yard unless it’s me or my parents. NO one. I’m a Nazi with how it gets shoveled, AS is my dad. And it’s massively broken up old asphalt at this point, snow blowers would shoot rocks through the windows. They’d rather stay stuck at home vs. that.

The History of this online weather world from Eastern to American has Never been “Only a Pro can start weather threat threads.” You simply don’t like my ranting or me .

You are the Greatest Writer there’s ever been Tip. Tell me what you want, and I’ll edit it in with your Name.

You. Can’t. Plow. The Driveway. And I’m going into 17 Paragraphs as of why. Focus on the storm. Or Focus on How Much I’ve been F’d by timing across the past 10 years with storms.

Ya, No one wants the 3X World Champion Accordionist who travels the world performing & is a companion of our beloved 98.5 SportsHub and a Motorsports historian who writes for Car Magazines & who’s one of the only FreeSledders in the world with his own Sledding Minoan which might be the only one in the world and who wrote articles on Weather Statistics at 16 for Accuweather and created the Official 2005 Hurricane Records List & does Guinness World Records with Mario Andretti & who opened the 2024 Election on Worldwide TV with the National Anthem. God No, we don’t want Him to be part of our weather world banter because he posts too loudly since he’s Italian and gets screwed on snowstorms all the time.

You mean 6 Storms where I got Screwed in row from Every Direction to where all of the Cape and SEMA and Everyone North and West of me and even SW of me has seen More Snow?? And then I get 7”!? And I’m supposed to be HAPPY to have seen a 7” storm as my excitement in 4 straight winters of 1-3” Crap storms?!?

I CAN’T LEAVE!! I have the Busiest Week of the Year with the NAMM Convention through to Sunday! A Private gig associated with the Games Sunday! Then a gig Monday! Then a Major Concert Wednesday. AND my Parents are getting to the age where they can’t Shovel and you Can’t plow that driveway so I’m always the one to go over and help! THIS IS A DISASTER if it comes!

Models continue to push for an HECS Across the Middle and South of the country on Friday & Saturday, with a possible MECS here Sunday onward. “Powerful Multi-regional/ multi-faceted east coastal storm now above medium confidence: Jan 29 -30th, MA to NE, with snow and mix combining high wind, and tides. Unusual early confidence ..." by the Weather Poet with a keyboard, Typhoon Tip Like I said a month ago. Winter will start when I leave for the LA NAMM & Grammys Trip.

I PRAY you all get Zero. I waited 2 1/2 MONTHS at Home for Snow. I Leave and now THIS? Fit all. Hope you ALL get Skunked.

How the heck is there a YouTube Video of the freaking weather forecast from that specific day?? Awesome!

I just asked AI if there were Any videos of December 23, 1997 during the famous hour of heavy snow, it said No. Though it could describe the event very well. NOT as well as our man Tip though! I have no recollection of it at all; I was probably seeing non-accumulating wet flakes.

Snow Totals for FEBRUARY 3rd. Guess when The Snowman gets back from LA? FEBRUARY 3rd!

I've been measuring Snow since 2002. 6 Hour Rule. Board. The Whole thing haha. A "Newbie" hahaha. I wanted to show One area that had 7.25" Compact Total JUST so no one can say "Did Cory REALLY get 7?" I could have been a total slant sticker Biotch and said "7.25" Compact Total! See! Here it is! 8" Storm Total!" But Friends Don't Let Friends Lie about their snow totals. And TRUST ME, with the Jackpot being 7.4" in Coventry, I Desperately Want to have my ONLY 2nd Jack of All-Time.