Jebman

Once upon a time, in N VA, about the early 2000s, I was THIS obsessed with wanting snow in Dale City, craving my snow jebwalk and craving to pile snow up to fifty feet high! I didnt give a fooking DAMN what my late Dad thought! I was as angry as Mein Fuhrer! Maybe even worse! I worshipped snow! I adored ice! I wanted to show everyone how I could dance like Michael Jackson on the ice! MAYBE EVEN BETTER THAN MICHAEL JACKSON! I craved a BECS just so I could jebwalk down I 95 in direct violation of the Law and enjoy people struggling to reach shelter! I too was sick and fooking TIRED of people on this board talking about dumb shyte, instead of going over the models and obsessing over HECS like me! WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THEY NEED SLEEP?!! THEY CAN SLEEP WHEN THEY ARE DEAD!!!! We need to track every last model run! EVERY LAST MODEL RUN! ALEET! ALEET! We have a massive devastating HECS on the way! We got to track this ENTIRE favorable pattern! I WUB this video with all my snow weenie heart! This is how obsessed with the snow and the Ice we should all be! This man is a hero! HE IS AN INSPIRATION! AN ICON! His dedication and passion for snow would have done Kocin-Uccellini and Heather Archambault PROUD!

I can accept the Ravens loss but I am still a sore loserman. Dammit I wanted the Ravens to go to Vegas and beat the sh!t right out of the Lions!

I am always awake goin over models, but sometimes I am doing chores down here or doin endless yard work because spring is already here where I live lol. I don't know where everyone else is, they can always sleep when they are dead. We gotta keep up with every last model run thru at least March 12, because that HECS Extravaganza is on the way and it will bury DC in snow very soon! There will be several significant snows in DC. I don't understand why there are only two more pages on the thread every time I check in on this board! We got a massively excellent pattern in the making and a Nino Jet Stream on roids straight from hell and a HECS on the way folks! Tracker is gonna be screaming FOLKS !! and Bob Chill will have dozens of Huge Faces and DT will be roaring WOOF like a volcano in full eruption in Hawaii!!

Go NINERS!

Why on earth, did I even waste my time watching the ravens game. Why. Its spring down here. I coulda been cleanin the yard.

Need to officially shut this place down. No need for it. Mid Atlantic will get lots snow. ALEET ALEET! Might even have to channel DT with a resounding WOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GB16. Jan 22 2016. Dale City got obliterated by 27 to 32 inches of snow. Wow when 40/70 Benchmark states what he mentioned above ------ You better get 300 Jebman Shovels. You better get 300 snow blowers. You better get about 45000 IPA's. Stock up on food. You better buy the stores completely out of whatever you use to stay awake. Because we are gonna track the living hell out of this pattern and this storm, for all-time! Everything I record is going straight to Drive. I will be obsessively recording everything. Because we got us a loaded up for bear George BM jet stream! We are about to witness history in the making. Nobody better miss even one model run! This is gonna be bigger than the World Series, the Las Vegas SB and the frackin' Olympics all rolled into one badass extravaganza, for krise sake! And blast all those tracks that remind you of massive snows past!

You hear that? Its the sound of BECS Inevitability. That you folks in the DC Region will be utterly demolished by torrential snows, is inevitable.

Lots on the table. We need to keep on trackin'.

I have been GUNning for RAIN here in Texas. Can you give Texans some of that good stuff?

HELL YEAH start the thread!

someone needs to use that upper air map as an avatar

DT's X post is fascinating reading.

Redonculous + Bob Chill Face = Potentially EPIC, EPIC snowstorm.

EPIC sig material

Weenie handbook pg 3 "It's only late January!"

This is one crazy pattern. You were 80 degrees yesterday. Those models are telling us something. Jet stream is setting up to go full-on George BM. We got one hell of a Nino. We are not just gonna get entertained. We are gonna get demolished by snow in DC.

Leesburg awarded me a hotdog for my forecast. I award Leesburg a crazy unheard of phase with 8 days of torrential snow and historically unprecedented, Biblical snow accumulations.

This is gonna be a winter like no other.

Go Nino baby! Bury the Mid Atlantic in DEEP trowel snows!!!

We are going to have a lot of fun tracking, and, you better get a good snow shovel. And a snowblower. Gonna need them lots.

Better stock up on hundreds of IPAs

I am frackin' JEALOUS! I had to make do with only 55 degrees here in SOUTH Texas! I had to wear a light coat!

I am doing my city by city weather readings right now. Damn, what is this 79 degrees in Dale City today?

Its gonna be Ravens vs Lions in the SB, and we all KNOW who is gonna ace that matchup! Why do I have live so far from Balto?