I do agree entirely with your post .
There has always been the need for a winter weenie distress hotline . Pay tippy to provide phone counseling as the operators divert the most distressed weenies to dr tippy ,
press 1 to see Brooklyn’s latest 10 day maps
Press 2 to hear rays thoughts on March
press 3 to hear George if he is having a good day
press 4 to hear iceberg preach patience thru end of met winter
and so on and so forth and if a weenie makes it thru all those and is still distressed and filled with angst dr tippy gives them a 1-1