Only if the tree is sitting in the middle of a backyard fire pit.
........toasting marshmallows on Christmas Eve while singing Christmas carols.
LET IT SNOW (altered for annual summer heat waves)
Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the A/C is delightful
And since we’ve no trips to take
Let it bake, let it bake, let it bake.
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
Grandma got run over by a ten-speed
Jogging to a clambake Christmas Eve
You might say there’s no such thing as cyclists
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.