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I believe the GFS got a head start on 4/20.

Legit rippage!

I’m about to Jebwalk it’s snowing so hard! LFG!!

That was awesome. Best winter ever!

Have you tried some higher end mezcal? I love good tequilas, but man that smoke component in mezcal makes me a fan.

I wish we all had the same passion for severe storms as we do for snow. Since King Dumbo (I mean Babar) reigns supreme now in these parts, might as well embrace it all. Snow is not normal anymore, but vicious summer storms certainly are. Not sure how I’ll Jebwalk in them, but I’ll figure that shit out over time. Just need a few more Friday beers in me…

Hmmmm…

I agree. It’s a weird world these days….

Man. If only that had been a thundersnow deal. But shit. As I type this. Got a HUGE flash and bang. Wow!! Eta….because I was drinking at Other Half Brewing (half the day) today.

More importantly. A fucking moon landing! What’s the moon base state? I’ll move if it’s going to snow there.

We had a good run…I guess. Praying that before next winter the largest black hole ever discovered (7 light years wide - please go ahead and look it up—it’s legit—ask Australia) just swallows us whole and spits us out on the other side into a new base state. Let’s just go ahead and for fun….let’s call it…base state…Dumbo? Babar is an idiot and can go fuck himself. I will now go see myself out and into a deep hibernation until awoken by the first storm thread of the new black hole millennium. So many jokes in there, so little time. And yeah. I swear. It was just beers—and a few meads.

Let’s reel it in! Nothing has looked good or bad all winter anyway until 3-4 days out. I mean what else we got? I’m game for wasting 1 more week of my life watching models. Stupid hobby.

Back in the house now. That was fun. Pummeled almost the entire time. Went from meh to awesome in 60 mins. Eyeing 2”. Maybe we squeak out a little more, but I’m done. Good night all!

It is rippin! Out walking now. Pics in a bit. Loving it though.

Oooooo. Yellowed with heavy yellow incoming! Just need some road and sidewalk caving and I’m good. And no. Never eat yellow snow.

It’s 1:14am and you’re with a bunch of weather weenies trying to find white gold for just a few minutes in life. Never apologize for the claw.

Man good thing I didn’t break out the special beers. Was hoping for an all nighter, but uhhhhh yeah. Think I’m outtie shortly if I don’t see some yellows heading my direction soon. Whatever. As JI said—stupid hobby, but damn it I’ll be here over and over and over again. Next Friday we try again?? ETA—At least I’m on the board…

If only we had a heart and hug emoji here…

I miss him already, but he’s back with his own peeps now and is probably much happier.

I heard he owes somebody here 40” of snow.

Damn. Stickage happened quickly. Coming down nice.

Maybe move the fuck out of Georgetown.

Finally pummeling light snow! Thank god. Now please stick fast so I can get my beer fueled Jebwalk in.

Go to bed Chuck!

I have a playlist on Apple Music of nothing but thunderstorms. I like to go running to it in the warmer months. My per minute mile time drops significantly when I feel like I’m about to be hit by a bolt of lightning. Anyway—where is my HoCo thunder snow!?