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Scraff

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  1. Well my beer vision is blending with some melatonin. Eyes super heavy. For tonight, stand strong and hold this snow fort down. Can’t wait to check back in Sunday AM. Good night all! Always a blast in here.
  2. Euro says hold my beer Scraff! You know what’s up!
  3. This place is ludicrously ludicrous most days. That’s why I love it. Been here long enough to remember all the crazy shit over the years. Though some of it literally was 60 mins ago. LOL. Anyway, somehow, someway, I feel like this is far from over. Storms disappear all the time just to make a comeback so us weenies get to feel the love. We shall see. Worst case scenario…I made a locker room speech at the half…and everyone was watching Severance on their IPAD while I was talking. Damn technology!
  4. Welp. We lost America! We are sooo cooked. I mean even the Scraff Beer Fridge Index just shot up to unrecognizable levels. We’re talking beer shelves breaking, beer cans rolling around in the cheese draw with no clue what to do next, etc etc. Thankfully, a few of those soldiers are European. They know what the fuck is up. They spoke to me just a few mins ago and said we got dis. I’m hoping I heard them right though. Praying they didn’t say you GOT dissed.
  5. The tension is tight in here. Everyone relax. It’s just snow…said nobody ever! Come on GooFuS!!!!
  6. I feel like we can still tighten this up a bit, but feeling like the bar has been set. I’m not talking snow, I’m talking if I can actually squeeze a few more beers in my fridge without breaking a shelf! It’s either going FOLKS worthy, or oh FUCK I need a need a new shelf. I’ll let everyone know after 18z.
  7. Anything important going on here right now?
  8. Gaining America and losing Canada? Not sure I dig this.
  9. Is this a trick question? Asking for my other black friends.
  10. The Palm! Nice. Wife and I had a beautiful candlelit dinner in Cava this evening.
  11. I’m out. Awful run. This place sucks. Thanks everyone for nothing. ETA: secretly cracks 53th beer today with the weird monkey sideways eyes meme looking straight at me.
  12. It’s probably only 500+ beers in the basement. Your house worth how much?
  13. Me me! Plans to meet my friend Randy in Georgetown for drinks. Should I bring an umbrella?
  14. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue! Holy fuck!! Yes. I just saw the Euro between beers. I mean glue sticks.
  15. Heading up to 5th Company now in Perryville. Not sure I’ll be back until 4. Keep ya posted.
  16. Hurry the hell up already! I got a brewery I need to get to.
  17. For Valentine’s Day (I love you all), we’re just going need to get a little 12z yank and banger.
  18. Just go cuddle up on the couch with your hubby, throw some ice cubes on the floor, and go watch your wedding video.
  19. Well I see you guys blew happy hour GFS. What the hell happened!? Oh the jokes we could make.
  20. Just playing catch up between sampling and selling beers today. So we need a happy hour yank and banger? Got it. Keep up the great work in here. You’re killing it!
  21. And only 5” for @Maestrobjwa Bummer.
  22. Appetizer to next Thursdays flizzard?
  23. I need a beer for this battle royale.
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