Jebman

C'MON Niners, smash HELL out of those damn chiefs!

That's serious stuff. But we would all get snow

Or be kickin back at Mammoth mountain.

I am perfectly positioned for this puppy.

Very good. Well stated. That's Deb Playbook Rule No. 2.

I hope that does not mean Texas has to undergo another arctic blast.

Deb Playbook Rule No. 1: The new overheated Base State ALWAYS wins.. Remember this. No matter how promising the 384 day ensembles look. We have been tracking shadows for four months, and the base state is gonna murder all our precious darlings. We will either drown in perfect track rainstorms, or freeze to death in record frigid outbreaks with epic moisture starved shortwaves. Or both. Welcome to the new exciting normal in Mid Atlantic meteorology in the low sun season. Abandon all hope. Hey, its a LA Nina season in the midst of a so- called epic El Nino!

No epic pattern after all. Damn I need another reaping. It is never gonna snow again. Fuck fuck fuck fuck We tracked and punted all frackin winter and now we end up worse than the ravens. I bet the damned chiefs stomp the niners 77 to 0. I hate the chiefs like ebola, which is probably why they will win the Vegas Superbowl making my journey to the dark side complete! Everything is going to shyte. Rain is developing on the radar, I came home early, I put the cover on the damned car and whaddaya know I got stung real bad by a frackin RED WASP!!! My shoulder is hurting so bad I wish I could get reaped for REAL! Now, the damn rain is gonna slip NORTH and MISS Buda after all! What else is frackin' new? Every damned thing is going NORTH and the trend is definitely NOT our friend! Every damned last thing is totally going to shyte! Its like a huge airliner stuck in a massive nosedive in a shrieking aerodynamic SCREAM that can be heard for MILES! Or one of the WORST train wrecks and white hot dumpster fires ever imagined! Might have to change my name to debman after all. I have no frackin choice but to become a deb. Nothing is ever gonna be right in the world. Not with the epic pattern turning to pac heaven. The alaska ridge going to shit, is what lost me. Epic pattern is falling apart fast. I am now a massive deb. Preparing my best deb opus manifesto as horrific overheated Spring gets ready to overwhelm the entire CONUS! Larry Cosgrove said as much. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!! WE NEED 999 BILLION AXESMILEYS TO DESCRIBE THIS WORTHLESS WINTER, WITH BLOOD RUNNING IN THE STREETS! LETS PAINT ALL THE DAMNED TOWNS RED!

Here comes the Superbowl! In Las Vegas! I hope with all my heart, that the chiefs get stomped so bad, that they get carried unceremoniously off the field. I am still a very sore loserman over that strange game 2 weeks ago. I want those chiefs STOMPED and stomped BAD! I want that damned qb to get sacked about 14 times super hard! I will always be a sore loserman over what was done to my beloved Ravens. That, was a very strange game. I'll be sore for the rest of my natural life.

LMAO x 999 decillion lol We need KU Blizzard 1 and KU Blizzard 2. We need some Dr. Seuss magic right about now, whip this epic pattern right into shape, give us a couple blizzards that somehow get stalled out in the 40/70 position for the DMV and just keep spinning for days and days while dumping torrential Mammoth magnitude snows. It's high time! The mid atlantic is way overdue, and to hell with the warm base state.

I just KNEW Dr Jebman Seuss was gonna come along lmfao

I'll be a very sad case for a long long time. Totally inconsolable. Nothing on earth matters, like deep snow obliterating the DC region.

Meanwhile, in other news, south central Texas is in for more life-giving rainfall starting tomorrow! I might get another inch of fresh rain to pad my totals so far this year!

Here's the Cure. Take this young aspiring snow enthusiast, along with his family, to Mammoth Lakes. They have advanced treatment facilities. He will be in good hands with all of the wonderful snow there. The base state does not apply in a place like Mammoth Lakes. They have deep powder snow 6 months out of every year, and some snow sticks around all year into the following winter. No more tracking or punting required, for the rest of his happy snow filled life! The base is already 11 feet, with a lot more to come, into late May! Its snowing AGAIN at Mammoth, RIGHT NOW!!!!! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge Palisades, on the alpine side of the resort, is also getting heavy snow! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=alpine

It is coming south. Get those shovels ready.

We are getting REALLY DESPERATE when we resort to Dr Seuss.

Increase the air pressure. Remember at higher altitudes it takes longer to cook foods? Because lower air pressure = lower boiling point. Higher air pressure, higher freezing point. THIS, is how you get water to freeze at say 45 degrees. We might need to increase the planetary gravity some. Invent gravity plating, or better yet, gravity inducing force fields. I am desperate for snow in the Mid Atlantic.

Let's will this thing south.

Got damn good belly laugh out of that video again! Never fails

I loved his backyard snow maker. I wanted to dig the snow and pile it right up!

Larry Cosgrove alludes to 'something special' possibly brewing in the Mid Atlantic associated with the blocking. https://groups.google.com/g/weatheramerica/c/CMQw3ZKTNKc 'In a sense, the south central, Mid-Atlantic and New England states have the chance for "something really special" in terms of precipitation amount and type.'

Euro will cave. Model runs of a lifetime

Ji aleet! Ji aleet! We have digital blue!

Dale City averages are starting to rise. You are up to 43/26 now. That's an average high of 43 and an average low of 26.

The Washington DC Metropolitan Region will get obliterated by snow just as surely as Bruce Lee obliterates this chump