Jebman

I would love it if everyone all along the Path could see the eclipse, even if I can't.

April fools on that storm setup. Don't make me write one up on a day after tomorrow snow that kills everyone in the US. I do, after all, value snow over people. That's no lie. That ain't no April fools, either. I am definitely far crazier, than I ever was in high school over snow.

Well, you can enjoy the beer, BBQ and brisket, at least.

It's official. 80 percent chance of heavy rain on April 8th. Everyone going to Texas it's high time to bail. It's gonna be a three day cloudy blow. Maybe everyone is gonnabe cloudy. I think there is still time to change airline resses without too much of a penalty. Or take out a home equity loan and charter a 747 and watch the eclipse. Too bad I will miss it for sure. Fook this life, everything is going to shyte. No doubt about that, now.

I am perfectly positioned for this cloudy eclipse.

We usually get lots sun and are left wanting for rain, lol. Way of life here. Famous last words...........

Don't look now but even MORE snow at Mammoth!!! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge It is REALLY starting to come down harder! This is beginning to remind me of two nights ago! These aggregates are getting FRACKING HUGE AGAIN!!!! These unbelievably huge flakes are so damned BIG, that you can see them individually on the lodge roof! Man this place NEVER LETS YOU DOWN!!! I have found a God to worship, it is called Mammoth! They are ALWAYS GETTING ANNIHILATED BY SNOW!!!

Hug it. PSU will get 6-10 inches of new snow.

It hardly snowed at Mammoth or Palisades last night. I am inconsolable. I am pining away for those RATES 38 hours ago. I wubbed that heavy torrential snow in the Main Lodge lights SO MUCH! I LOVE IT when the Sierras get down and PAR-TAY!!!

Uh oh snow is pickin on up at Mammoth again! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge

Right now, it's in a lull, but it may start back up later tonight. You wanna see good snow at Mammoth? Main Lodge has lights once it gets dark, but they turn those lights off at 3am Washington, DC time. https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge See also Woolly: https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam Woolly cam you can see a railing by the mammoth. Yesterday that puppy was fully exposed. Last night took good care of that, so damn much pow that it's almost covered up, now! You should have seen that snow last night about 1am!!!!!! WOW man HUGE HUGE aggregates! Hardly any wind to speak of! It just POURED THE FOOK DOWN! I am tellin' you, it was like The Day After Tomorrow! If you looked at the Woolly cam, you could clearly see where the snow was piling up and I am telling you, those HUMONGOUS snowflakes were piling up like no one's bisnass! The Sierras don't play around! When they have blizzards they get down and partay! They had a long TRAIN of serious serious Pacific moisture just training right down on Mammoth last night! It snowed HARD, it snowed BIG AS FOOK, some of those frackin' aggregates may have been fully TWO INCHES in diameter! It was 20 degrees! Everything was sticking! That snow was piling up FAST!

Palisades is starting to see an uptick in snow rates https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=palisades

Last night at Mammoth. It is usually windy as hell. Not this time. It got windy later. But the snow was absolutely TORRENTIAL!!!! No wind. The freshies piled right up! I watched it! You could clearly see where the snow was getting deep as fook, especially on the Woolly cam! I have NEVER EVER seen The Village get hit by heavy snow like this! The Main Lodge cam showed aggregates at LEAST an inch and a half in diameter! The lights were on big-time! That snow was like a full-on Boston ccb in a fookin' triple phaser parked right on the 40/70 Benchmark and stalled out in a block, super-convoluted setup for the ages! It simply POURED DOWN, IN TORRENTS, and it piled the hell up! This is how Mammoth piled on another two feet of fresh pow overnight! I was GLUED to the camera ALL NIGHT LONG! It was NO. SLEEP. TIL. BROOKLYN. !!!!!!!!! This snow was definitely IT! It was HUGE UNBELIEVABLE DENDRITES IN THE RESORT LIGHTS! It was extremely heavy, just decillions of HUGE aggregates piling on!

Mammoth got completely destroyed overnight with 24 inches of blower pow, ON TOP OF WHAT THEY ALREADY GOT PRIOR TO LAST NIGHT! It's a spectacular pow day! Massive powder face shots are everywhere and all the ski instructors are going totally bonkers! Talk about refills! It's a MAGNIFICENT DAY IN THE WHITE ROOM and you better strap on a snorkel! Always ski with a powder buddy and keep an eye on each other, especially off- piste! Tree wells are a serious concern today with fifteen feet of solid snowpack! Be wary of snow immersion accidents!

Snow has become absolutely TORRENTIAL at Mammoth! It is simply PILING UP! 8 INCHES and counting, with a hell of a LOT MORE SNOW to come! Heavy ridiculous amounts of moisture are TRAINING in from the south southwest, will pile on crazy amounts of new freshies overnight on into Saturday!!!!! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge

It is POURING SNOW at Mammoth !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fixed.

Don't look now New Englanders but next weekend you might get utterly annihilated, completely destroyed by a major pattern change, massive amounts of snow!

I can hardly wait! I wish I could find some good high res webcams up there! I'd be GLUED to 'em for DAYS! I NEVER get enough of the snow!

Mammoth is getting DESTROYED right now! HUGE, HUGE aggregates! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge Just wait til they switch on those lights! Then you'll see something!

Remember I told you guys I am YOUR one stop shop for everything snow? Well, I am opening up a new chapter in the Andes, too! Welcome to the Bergeralm webcams in the Andes! https://www.bergeralm.net/en/webcam/

Its the doggone base state. if I were wealthy, I'd not only be living at 11000 feet at Mammoth, I'd be following the snow round the globe even in our summer. I'd track it thru the Andes and even the Himalayas.

Enjoy the snow! Take some jebwalks, shovel some, pile it up!

No surprise there. Everything else is pretty much going to pot. Might as well be the eclipse viewing too. Better yet, very hot and very humid in Austin, very thick clouds no rain at all, perpetuate the multi year drought while we are at it. I won't be surprised, not one little bit. What WILL surprise me, is I DO get to view the April 8th total eclipse in clear skies. That's a decent trough though. This one won't die out like the others. It'll deepen, have storms on it, for Austin and all up and down the Path of Totality. Maybe even some accumulating snows on the northeastern end lol. Take an eclipse snow jebwalk! Now that's something you don't see every day. Millions, even billions of people all jammed up together, obsessed with a once in a lifetime eclipse viewing. Every road in the Path is a parking lot, people are already fed the hell up with they cant get out, runnin outta gas, folks gonnabe fit to explode at the slightest issue! Thick clouds, even severe weather, winter storm warnings on the northeast end. Someone gets slighted, everyone is already mad as all hell at the entire world because the clouds are blocking the damned fooking eclipse all up and down the Path of Totality. Then we get the pissed off mobs, pissed off riots of the Total Eclipse of 2024. Good thing I wont be on the roads.

Same here in Texas. The new March Is February. Grass was 14 inches in places by Feb 18. Mower broke down, too. Worse, I strained my back BAD, got three weeks behind and the damn WEEDS took over moms numerous flowerbeds. Then came Bellator 304, the dogs got in a hideous fight on March 25 and I came off second best with a frightfully deep HUGE dog bite on my right leg. Obi Kenobi got me damn good. That small puppy keeps biting Obi's ear then we have a full-on Steve Irwin, Bear Grylls Animal Planet Jack London Call of the Wild free for all dog fight out on the Yukon ice as we try to get to Dawson by Spring. Not even John Thornton could help. Its a frightful din as five dogs pile into it. We are having a very early spring and the lawn and the weeds have gone full on Costa Rica on us. I am now WAY BEHIND and in serious leg pain, limping around like a Crip after a gang brawl. Every time we clean that horrible WOUND out it hurts like FUCK!. After the past 5 months it feels like my life has gone KEY BRIDGE. My recent life is why it is never gonna snow again. That new base state is kickin my ass BAD! It's so damn HOT that our entire estate is a Jungle that would fuck up Tarzan. Now I can't do a thing because the base state made the dogs so hot they fight like Rocky Balboa and my leg is fvcked up but good, doc tells me, for a month. Death's my set. Guess my religion!