Jebman

Damn. Charlotte, NC. I lived there for 18 months in 1974 to 1976. Ouch. Time to pull up roots and move to the northern Green Mountains. Or Alta, Utah. That shiny new base state, is BAD!

I am gonnabe kickin back, enjoyin the eclipse then blasting Billy Joel tracks like Pressure while watching all the traffic with amusement.

Well we wont have mud. Central Texas didnt get stuck with feet of snow like the Northeast did this winter. Sunshine and hell hot is something we are very, very good at. The southeasterlies set up, dews climb to prodigious heights then it gets nice and hot. And cloudless. Most of Texas should be clear to maybe partly cloudy, should be pretty good eclipse weather. Famous. Last. Words. Watch us end up with a rare Gulf Low that clouds Austin up with heavy rain all damn day April 8, while the rest of the country gets wall to wall sunshine and an unseasonable heat wave lmao! You know, somehow, I really wouldnt be surprised. I am OLD. This is my very last chance to see a total solar eclipse in America. I'm in bad shape. I will NOT see the 2040s. I will be very lucky to see 65. Yeah, April 8 will be thick dark clouds in Texas, record rains with absolutely FRANTIC emergency water rescues, over four feet of rain in a 7 hour period in Travis and Hays Counties shattering records since the Civil War in the mid 19th Century. And I spend the entire day clinging desperately to a tree, screaming for help until I am fooking hoarse, while 57 foot deep waters rage all around me! Connecticut will be sunny and cloudless with record hot weather, setting new 200 year records making me wish heartily I had gone to Connecticut to see the eclipse because Texas is so wet during a total eclipse from record rains from a 3500 mile long line of training thunderstorms. The ONE time in my whole life I never wanted rain in Texas ---- WE WILL GET IT ----- On April 8th, the Day of the Total Eclipse. Bank on it. With serious interest. Hey, there's still time for me to board a flight to Connecticut.

Come see the eclipse in Texas. No mud. No cloudy skies. Just wall to wall sunshine, beautiful 87/66 weather to witness the best eclipse of your life!

I would charter a plane and go all-in on totality!

That wind is REALLY BLOWING THAT SNOW OFF THE ROOF!!!!!!!! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge

Average high in Austin is now 73. However, I am still up for and I am definitely ALL IN for BIG crippling Sierra snows! I NEVER get enough. Not even in a killer ice age. Like James Bond said, The World Is Not Enough. Hoth is a fictional world but if it were real, Hoth would not be enough. I NEVER ever get enough snow, ice and vodka Siberian COLD and 190 mph Sierran wind gusts blowing that snow right off the lodge roof! And savoring all the ski patrol crews getting completely punked out from digging snow!

Companies will have to have their goods retrucked then repicked up at another port, for G-d knows how long. Its gonna cost them tons then we get to pay up. Someone needs to pay BIG for this shyte. This is ridiculous! They KNEW that boat had power problems! They used that son of a birch ANYWAY! Russia has the right idea. You pull that shyte in Murmansk, you get awarded a quarter in Siberia! That entire boat crew needs to be utterly destroyed in court, then in the Supermax in Colorado with no mercy!

I feel terrible about all the companies whose shipping is piling up outside that accident area. And for all the shipping trapped for G-d knows how long INSIDE the disaster zone! It's gonna cost a few million dollars. Maybe slightly more.

Mammoth and Palisades are both under the gun for heavy snow again! It's been snowin and blowin all day! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=palisades Snow will pour down hard into late Sunday night!

Yet ANOTHER massive storm cycle for Mammoth/Palisades starting tonight into Sunday night, could be as much as FOUR FEET of fresh snow!!!!! Plenty of refills and more than enough of the goods for all! This is a good time to head for the Sierra for some great turns! Great spring skiing!

This is serious. Massive economic impact on commerce. I heard six workers patching potholes perished in the bridge collapse.

Expect Wall to Wall sunshine and wide deep blue Texas skies! We will have excellent eclipse weather for all of you who come on down here! Expect temps in the 80s and mid to upper 60s dewpoints, steady southeasterlies.

Congrats all on the beneficial rain.

Palisades and Mammoth are getting rocked hard by snow!

And a fiery shiny new base state, monster Hadley Cells and a fooked up MJO, alongside very warm sea surface temps! I am really stoked for some decent Category 6 tropical cyclone action this fall! This could be the fall Miami gets on the proverbial chopping block, with a slow moving superheated high end Cat 5 with 245mph sustained winds in the eyewall, sporting a truly monster 40 foot storm surge coming at MIA like Jaws 18 from the SSE at 1 mph, buzzsawing hell out of Miami with millions stuck on the A1A. You know Reed Timmer and Josh Morgerman of iCyclone are both gonnabe tryin to cover that extraordinary extravaganza of a megastorm!

Look out, you may get annihilated by over 20 inches of snow! Enjoy! Palisades Tahoe and Mammoth are both getting destroyed right now by snow, may pile up two feet of freshies! Plenty of refills! They are gonnabe spending a lot of time in the white room! Better strap on a snorkel!

CONGRATS! Super happy and elated for you all up there! Enjoy it!

Dont look now, but Jay Peak got 38 inches snow THIS week, and they got another storm incoming! https://jaypeakresort.com/skiing-riding/snow-report-maps/weather-tim-kelley Dry snow! Head for Jay! Carve us out some AWESOME turns!

My preliminary snow forecast for next winter is a few inches for all stations. It's going to be mild and Nina. Even PSU will have trouble getting six inches. Tropical weather should be a blast, though.

What does all this mean? Win the powerball. Move to Mammoth Mountain. Enjoy the 10 month snow season.

Yeah that new base state is really warming us all up. It's a great time to be a Warminista!

I am jealous. Mid Atlantic will get 3 inches of rain. All I eked out of that system was a half inch. You guys get all the luck (and all the beneficial rain).

We will be clear for the eclipse.

He's going to do a podcast.