Jebman

This run of the NAM is overdone. The reality is somewhere in the middle. Take this run straight from hades and the best run from 48 hrs ago, average it out.

Classic sig material.

Absurd snowfall? Hit the Sierras. You might not be able to leave lmao kinda like the Donner Party

What I wouldnt give to wake up on Monday morning, crack open the Mid Atlantic sub and find very happy snow weenies flying happily all over! The storm missed wide right and DC gets 20 inches of pow, as well as much of the forum!

If we could get enough people to lineup from Texas to North Dakota and blow east as hard as they can, rev up some industrial grade blowers, maybe we could get this damned storm track to shift east 60 miles.

Better than eastern Prince William but I think you should reposition in Berkeley County in West Virginia. Thats a very very good spot.

You know, I am usually pretty upbeat, but these temperature maps are slightly depressing lately. We're still gonna get snow though.

Need the snow sleet ZR glop removed? Just call The Jebman! Efficient, fast snow removal since 1976-77.

Come on back, Reaper! We need you! The Reaper NEVER retires!

Clueless - See what I have been tellin you all along! You get 7 to 10 inches from this! You'll see some mix, but you will SCORE with those orographics! You got elevation! You will have local maxima as well, local lollis of perhaps 11-12 inches. Ji is in Leesburg, he will get demolished too! Any sleet you guys get will only strengthen the pack!

0 chance i get 10 60 percent chance you get 10 inches.

See Clueless? Told ya. You are gonna get demolished by snow!

1995-96. Memorable times! So much snow. So much shoveling. Wonderful jebwalks for all-time! The coverage on TWC was engrossing!

GB 16 what a storm. We KNEW we were gonna get demolished. 27 inches of snow in Dale City on a level. Plows were having such a hard time! Some of them kind of bounced off the pack lol. I was digging and digging and digging! First I made a path for my Dad's car to the street, which was in fact a wall of snow. What little the plows did, made it worse! Then my neighbor wanted me to chop thru a 7 foot drift in front of her front door and windows! My phone was going off over and over and over again! I was getting slightly tired then the other neighbors started up: You love snow, Jeb! Dig ME out! The other neighbor: All you ever do is go on and on and on about that weather forum! When are you gonna dig me out? Yeah I had talked myself right into having to dig everyone out. People joked about the so-called Jebman Standard (Dig at least 8 feet around all cars lol). I was in over my head, lol - I never realized people read American Weather Forums in my neighborhood lmao And so it went. Yeah I dug so much snow, I was digging it in my exhausted dreams, for days.

That is unbelievable. An attempted jebwalk in those conditions would be terminal, unless you grew up there.

You'll probably see some mix, but not before you get THUMPED but good! Get a yardstick. Its easier to find lol.

So many times I have traveled to Charles Town from Dale City in wintry weather. Dale City would be sleety, maybe a little rain, then I'd proceed along Rt 28 NW'ward, more sleet, some snow near where Rt 28 just merges with Rt 7. Then by the time I got to the Skyway, that's what I called that bridge, once I cleared that, it was sleet snow then you hit the major elevation change. That's where it changed, to all light snow. Hit Rt 9, enter Clueless's 'hood, Paeonian Springs where the light snow becomes steadier and heavier. This is where things get really fun, because Hillsboro, that's a low hill, you cross that place and often mixes change to snow, or light snow becomes a little bit heavier. Then you hit the West Virginia state line. You know the Appalachian Trail runs thru there? You go west young man, and the snow gets heavier. It's just something about Wild, Wonderful West Virginia! That place can be one heck of a winter wonderland! They got some nice hotels, and why not? Why not win BIG while you enjoy the deep snow?! You want snow? Go to Charles Town. It wont let you down. West Virginians don't know how to fail. That place gets a LOT of snow!

Believe it. Enjoy it. Live it. You're gonna be diggin snow for a while. Don't make me have to use The Face for your backyard.

There may be a warm nose, but you, You are on Route 9. I've been there, many many times on the way to Charles Town. You got elevation. You are gonna get AT LEAST 7-8 inches. You're gonna get obliterated during the thump from orographic effects! Position yourself at Charles Town. They get demolished BAD in these kinds of setups.

Model tracking is a lot of the fun, all the anticipation!

This weekend would be a great time to drive up Rt 28, Rt 7 then Rt 9 to Charles Town. They'll get 10-12 inches easy, prolly no sleet. Play the slots and especially the Craps, win BIG, and get to enjoy snow as well! If I was there, thats EXACTLY what I'd do........

India has pretty high dewpoints. I enjoy summer some, bit I sure dont want to live there, lol

Thats why I posted my unreadable junk in Banter, lol Hopin for the best for you all

I'd happily take four weeks of 110 weather in August and no rain and I got to work out in it til I get sick - 28 days in a row - absolutely puking sick - IF DC can have this storm track 50 miles east then demolish them with 17 inches of Parrs Ridge pow. Damn I want you guys to get smashed by torrential blinding snow with three inch aggregates so damn bad with this, I can taste it! I crave DC getting absolutely fooking DESTROYED by heavy heavy snow! Get them right under the deform for three solid days! No fookin mercy! Get those northeasterlies blowin hard, pile up crazy drifts!

You need to go to the store, buy about ten Jebman Shovels, because the entire Washington Metropolitan Region is going to get demolished by a Jebman Shift in the models, maybe several Jebman Shifts. The entire region's gonna be under WSW's. Well maybe NOT Jebman shifts, but shifts nonetheless that will place all of your backyards squarely in the torrential snow and under the deform. Track the models strap yourself in tight, gonna be a wild ride lol