Jebman

They just might get it.

Gulf of Mexico means bisnass. Warm humid air is in place with highs every day 80-86 degrees. SSE winds gust to 20-34 mph. Oak leaves are EVERYWHERE and I am getting sick and tired of sweeping them with the damn broom. But the weather is excellent.

Mid Morch snow is fun. 2014 was incredible. I got 8 inches of snow in mid Morch that year, in Dale City. But this mid Morch Cleveland Park will get 20 inches from a rare mid-Morch blizzard that somehow manages to stall off the equivalent of the DC Benchmark and the TROWAL will pour torrential snow for 30 hours straight.

Nice forecast, George BM! "Unseasonably warm and humid conditions remain in place throughout the region early this afternoon with upper 70s to mid 80s surface temps and low to mid 60s dewpoints." These are the kinds of conditions we have been savoring for at least 2 weeks down in south central Texas. Gulf of Mexico is OPEN FOR WARM WEATHER BISNASS! 84/63 conditions are the name of the Game down here and we go straight up from here on out!

Mammoth is getting moderate to heavy snows!! They have 1-2 inches! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge They keep turning the building lights on and off.

Advertisers gonnabe making a lot of money.

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The Sierras are global warmed. I'll have to go live in Antarctica. That place would NEVER let me down. Or Greenland. Both places have at least 5000 to 10000 feet of ice with deep snow on top. I am so sick of this overly hot planet. I like Texas HOT, but not my favorite snow resorts. IT'S GETTING BAD when you start thinking about Antarctica! You know whats the WORST thing though. All that fresh powder in the Sierras! They had 5 to 10 feet of pow. It's all slushed up. Damn. Heavy rain plus high winds and highs near 50 degrees. Poor Mammoth. Now it's the Slushpuppy Resort.

Even the Sierra just had a rainstorm with low 40s. The entire mountain is a slushbomb. Highs next few days low 50s lows in the 40s damn even the high Sierras are in full Spring. In late Feb. Rivers are roaring.

We got us a Winnah.

Unbelievable storm all up and down the Eastern Seaboard. CONGRATS ! Those Providence amounts almost resemble a good storm cycle at Mammoth Mtn Ski Resort.

Yeah I talked about the snow on Storm2K, but I think I was just a bit too crazy for them. So I got thrown out lmao. That was years ago. Hah ha now I LIVE in Texas, I think S2K is based in Houston or somewhere else in the Deep South. I was discussing I guess the effects of cold on the body during a jebwalk, then the way it felt during some milder weather. Pretty interesting, I listed it on one of my other boards, will probably record the entire thing on one of the boards and on one of my wikis. Nomz, I had completely forgotten about that. Thanks for re posting it!

PSU and others have been on here discussing the lower snow totals recently In the Baltimore/Washington Region. I am not sure why this is, I am no Met or expert hobbyist like PSU or Bob Chill. Someday I might drop by the DMV maybe see DailyLurker during a rare Washington DC Region snowstorm when it stays all snow. Maybe we need to have a get-together somewhere along the Eastern Seaboard. I might have to jebwalk there from Texas lol. Its really nice to meet you Abby here on these boards. We have a lot of really cool posters here and most of them are far smarter then me. I guess I am on here in the winter because I am so enthusiastic about snow in general and also want to see this sub get demolished by deep powder snow. They know they want this. I know they want it. C'mon mother nature Let's Do This! We still got March!

That's nice of you. I am MUCH older now. I don't walk so well but yes, I lived in Dale City for 55 years. I love the DMV and Washington DC and I want those guys to get demolished by a 50,000 year blizzard with five to six feet of pure powder! Wow Abby you are from the Atlantic Canada region i think, where they can get 50 FEET of snow in a single season somewhere. Now THAT, is a LOT of snow! No way I could ever dig that lol! Yeah everyone likes walking in the snow, some with their sweet puppy dogs. I guess they started calling their snow walks 'Jebwalks' because I was always talking about taking another jebwalk in the blowing snow, all excited because of the huge aggregates blowing past the streetlights in a 35 mph Northeasterly refreshing breeze!

Well it all started back in I think the 1976-77 winter. We had some snow. I was really walking around back in those days man I was so YOUNG and just LOVED walking everywhere! One night it snowed overnight and I snuck out and walked around. I must have had a walkman with headphones and I played disco music and it ended up reminding me of all the incredibly good feelings I got from walking in the snow and watching it fall past streetlights even at 4am walking miles from home even at that age! THAT is how the Jebwalk was born! Music plus the incredible feelings about snow and walking and I was hooked for life! As the years went by I walked in every snowstorm, blasting Elton John, Billy Joel and ELO and got introduced to more songs. In 2025 I broke into the Generation Z tracks and now Playboi Carti, Ken Carson, Ed Sheeran, Bruno Mars and many other Gen Z artists' tracks now remind me of weather and snow. I blast them too!

What I wouldnt give to have a stalled out captured storm dump snow on that place, accumulating up to the top of that car ON A LEVEL, not drifts. And the storm kind of decided to just hang around for a while, while a BEAST of a TROWAL mounted torrential snows over the entire region while the snow piled up and forecasters sweated it out, and snow weenies were so damn transcendently happy they were weren't just flying, they were effectively in orbit lol.

Storm amounts may be reduced in New England. Storm may be moving away, not up the coast.

Lets track this then! Reel it home! Have a look at the ensembles. Where is Bncho or SnowinOutThere? I know Tracker is in Houston. Don't. Tell. Me. You. Are. Too. Tired. To. Track. If you think you are tired, you can sleep when you DIE. C'mon Guys, you gotta have the proper attitude! Attitude is 90 percent of Life.

How deep? You need to jebwalk BAD in all that deep snow! C'Mon DL, I wanna know how deep that fresh snowpack is! I know its wild as heck out there but we snow weenies back in the western Mid Atlantic and in Texas want to know how deep that snow is! Let's see a jebwalk trail in that deep snow! We wanna eyeball the depth! Don't you dare slantstick it either!

I wish that system would just STALL but good. Really throw those torrential snowbands right up there! Pile that snow right up. Kind of like Mammoth-esque. STALL the fook right out, for days and days as that TROWAL just piled snow right up, to Day After Tomorrow depths!

Finally the long sought-after IVT Snowband. Hope you guys get smashed with a lot of snows!

That storm is just pumping potent snow bands right into the shoreline! Just imagine if you can, that this puppy were to stall out for about four fun filled days!

Radar is showing band after band after band after band emanating from the developing low right up to you. We got lotta more, lotta more. You're gonna get destroyed

NORLUN. NORLUN. NORLUN. NORLUN. NORLUN. NORLUN. NORLUN. NORLUN. NORLUN. NORLUN. NORLUN. NORLUN. NORLUN. NORLUN. NORLUN. You'll need fifteen bullets.

I am in Dale City and I got NORLUNNED TWICE!