I'm on my school's quizbowl team. Quizbowl is a trivia competition where you try and answer questions before someone on the other team does. The first line of a question is a really obscure clue, and the clues gradually become easier as the question progresses. At my competition today, there was a question where the first line was "Lapse rates are the rate at which this quantity decreases with altitude."
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