let's leave aside that this answer is largely laughable and not worthy of any serious consideration. Do you have any statistically significant evidence that decreasing the resolution on weather models improves their accuracy?
yep being by the ocean or a big body of water (bay, etc) is not fun in the spring at our latitude. Water temps still in the 40s/50s with the onshore flow.
DCA's temps are fairly representative of an area where over a million people live, so I wouldn't say it's that disingenuous. "Outside the typical UHI areas" is lol - that's where most people live!