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H2O

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  1. front thru here. temp drop from 60 to 53 .65"
  2. I’ll be happy with 30 min of snow TV in my hood
  3. What the hell is wrong with you? At least wear a holiday elf hat to make it seasonal. Come on. Speaking of swimming, we are full on rolling with high school winter swim season. I'll say this. I prefer summer even if its early in the morning. These 6pm or 9pm HS swim meets SUCK. Old man is ready for bed at that hour.
  4. Beer nerds. Papa Hemingway dark rum and coke with lime. Cooking orange chicken and garlic green beans.
  5. Basically to my dumb eye, the isobars are more west to east and not bent to come down from the polar regions. You want the 520-540 lines pointing down to Montana to start getting cold air into the US
  6. Fringed But rather have something over nothing so if I see snow then all good to me
  7. I saw 4 flakes just a couple min ago. Winter cancel cancel
  8. I've gotten to the point I will only get hype when WSWs get hoisted for MBY. The hemming and hauling over patterns that can kick, fantasy storms, Pac puke, mom's spaghetti have gotten beyond old. As old as I am. This place can be so draining with the constant eeyore'ing. So when it snows is when I will enjoy things and just be happy to see it.
  9. That guy was upset winter hasn’t started yet
  10. Winter started Friday but ended Friday. There’s a chance winter might start Wednesday but looks to end again Thursday. If it hasn’t started by Xmas then it will end before Xmas. I think that should clear up any confusion
  11. My guess is Bama because Bama. And TX gets hosed even tho the beat Bama
  12. Foggy again. I miss the boobs on the old board software
  13. Foggy and damp. Oh and the outside is same
  14. Is this the start of cancelled winter or winter starts and then gets cancelled? I’m so confused
  15. Yes. Please call 1-900-MNT-JULP for that service. It will only cost a reasonable price of a bottle of Woodford Reserve bourbon. Send via Uber to H2O 1234 Pension Dr Tropicsburg, Va. 22310
  16. Please send me your credit card info and a service rep will be with you shortly. Its a call from Nigeria so don't ignore the weird number on caller ID.
  17. ATTENTION AMWX SHOPPERS!! Due to the long wait times at the "other" panic room hotline, I am pleased to announce that for a limited time I will offer a 1-900-ITS-OVER party hotline. For a low, low, low, low price of $599.99 in 100 easy installments you can subscribe for 3 months and get your choice of party rooms and dedicated lines for pre-recorded messages from some of your fave people. For example: Press 1 for: The Ji line. Here you can listen to Ji say WINTER CANCELED on repeat. And as a special feature, if it does snow you can dial in and hear him say "I can see the back end" 12 hours before it stops snowing. Press 2 for: The PSU line. Get ready to spend at least 30 min of PSU explaining how only patterns that cause storms to be tucked and amped are worth tracking. His forecasts will be VERY IMBY specific and only really for those within a 5 mile radius of his location. Press 3 for: The NW crew. This line will be where you can listen to people fret over being fringed when in reality it is puking snow while 95% of our area is getting virga. Listen as the snow piles up the fastest from all the eyeballed snow totals. Press 4 for: The Joe Bastardi line. Here you can listen in on the most accurate LR forecaster and get his take on every rainstorm that he says will be a big snow. As an added bonus he will also tell you how to bulk up. Press 5 for: The EJ line. Our resident eeyore will tell us how everything sucks and there is no good pattern and find some way to debbie downer the weather. Press 6 for: The SE crew. This line will play the sound of mud squishing and tumbleweeds slamming into old people while the theme from Titanic plays in the background. Its the calm soothing soundtrack everyone along and east of I-95 has known for years. Press 7 for: The SHORT PUMP OBS. When storms go to our south we can listen in on the joy our southern brothers/sisters have. Celebrate the deal that heat miser and cold miser made to let it snow in Southtown. Press 8 for: The Tropical Storm room. Since it never snows anymore this room is for the people hoping to cash in this winter on a spiral swirly storm to bring warm temps and drought busting rains. More lines to be added in the future depending on demand and popularity. All new customers will receive a football phone and a lifetime membership in AARP, Cat Fancy magazine and 10 CDs per month. Call NOW!!!!!
  18. That’s great and all but in those years did RIC have perfect snows? We need signals, my good man!! RIC sub 20°+ PSU snow+ WDI+ press *69 on the panic room hotline= epic winter for everyone
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