Jingle Bells, RNA smells, yet another shortwave laid an egg.
We had yet another shot at another stray inch, and even that faded away, HEY!
Jingle Bells, RNA smells, the fun is always five days AWAY!
Oh what fun, it is to track, heights in Oregon sub four-fift-ey...Hey!
Record troughs on the west coast, heat ridges in the south, one more shortwave gets sheared to grits, and I'm gonna plant an oozie in my mouth, HEY!
Jingle Bells, RNA smells, rain finds us as snow runs AWAY!
Oh what fun it to track, Please put me out of my Miser-ray!