Santa Claus

is it just me or are there a bunch of deer out there that look a lot mangier than past years

maybe this clearing will lead to some funderstorms later today

i love comfy rainy nights the kind of night a dame with great gams walks into your detective agency at 9:30 PM because she needs help investigating the mysterious death of her husband. she coulda walked into any gumshoe's office in the whole city, and the fella woulda been glad to help her, but she had to pick yours. you light her cigarette and she tells you all about her husband's jealous brother and the fight over their family inheritance. but maybe this widow isn't telling the whole truth... maybe she wanted to do some inheriting of her own. starring Peter Falk, coming to exactly zero theatres near you this summer.

plenty of moisture moving in to support a rainy night for most of us, plus a bonus TOR warning in Maryland.

wow i was like... what the hell are you guys talking about... nothing at all on weather.gov radar. and then i loaded the Rutgers loop and saw how it all just evaporated. well anyway more on the way from PA in several hours.

Hurricane Sandy Sandy is the only tropical cyclone in history

thank you my friend, i pride myself on saying the dumbest things possible and then letting my opposition punch themselves out. good luck beating up a dummy, they win every time.

easy question my man; because it's America's greatest team name. what the hell is an oriole? no one has ever actually seen one, they don't actually exist. fake bird, fake news, great team. America's greatest team, America's greatest name, playing in America's pretty goodest city, Baltimore. it's frankly disgusting that anyone anywhere follows any team besides the Baltimore Orioles. i mean, the Mets? what kind of person follows the Mets? it's sick. someone should do something.

i am not sure why anyone bothers talking about any baseball teams aside from the Baltimore Orioles, who, i will remind all of you, are America's greatest team

the timing is no coincidence... this was clearly a HAARP event. i noticed my 5G vaccine implant buzzing during the exact same window of time.

how can you tell? because of the wall cloud? i mean i assumed that was a wall cloud, and if it's in the middle of a wall cloud that's a good hint right?

Brooklyn about to get smacked.

that line runs half the length of the eastern seaboard, reminds me of some of those squall lines i saw as a kid in the 90s. seems like SVR events have a different character these days for whatever reason.

found the guy who cancelled the snowstorm so he could get more rain. i can't believe he did it, this is gonna start huge weather drama.

snow weenies absolutely devastated right now, winter cancelled yet again.

this is weather for snails or ducks or maybe some kind of horrible duck snail/snail duck monster

really don't understand what NWS was thinking rolling out the new radar, it shows you as little information as possible as slowly as possible.

how come the Mid-Atlantic banter thread is so much better than the NYC one buncha hoopleheads all hopped up on strange breakfast meats, drinking maple syrup out of the bottle, stuffing jello molds full of hot dogs and canned pastas ya'll need jesus

so anyway i was pointed here by one of my fellow NYCers, i heard one of your posters is predicting an upcoming blizzard. where's that post?

ultimately it doesn't even matter when our offense is this pitiful. i dread the Yankee road games, they've been miserable experiences for years and years, every aspect of the Orioles' game seems to degrade.

he's not an outfielder we have too many not-really-a-defenders including Mancini

just stopped in from the NY metro forum to say go O's baybeeee i can't wait to lose this one in the 12th and go to bed angry

not a cloud in the sky and more good weather coming up. good baseball weather. the Yankees are playing baseball's greatest team, the Baltimore Orioles, in the Bronx the next three days. the Orioles are heavily favorited to sweep but anything can happen.

i hate meteorologists they are the worst buncha nerds with their rain gauges and their slide rules and their pocket shirts

what year was this