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  1. Santa Claus
    also i prayed for snow and god hates me i was like "hey Man anything but cold dry wind" and He said "extra large misery combo meal coming right up you big idiot" at least i got fries out of it
  2. Santa Claus
    gimme rain at least, i am so bored
  3. Santa Claus
    you always have wise words to share my friend
  4. Santa Claus
    hey good luck with all that, nobody can blame you for being stressed, that's a bunch of huge decisions.
  5. Santa Claus
    fyi my favorite type of weather is better than your favorite type of weather and if you disagree you should obviously move to another country or planet
  6. Santa Claus
    it was a footlong chicken breast but due to ratios the bread was only 6". all the vegetables fell off and i got mustard all over my face. my worst forecast bust since i burned that pot roast Christmas 2017.
  7. Santa Claus
    my guesses for the future are far less ambitious, i barely know what i am eating for lunch
  8. Santa Claus
    every day we stray further from god
  9. Santa Claus
    how many setups do we see that look like this?
  10. Santa Claus
    i asked the same question, i guess it's telling that none of the AFDs mentioned TOR (that i saw). i guess the helicity isn't really there, and this is more of straight line wind event but it's being driven by the warm front? idk this is a weird one.
  11. Santa Claus
    i'm just asking a question, have no idea if that's even remotely feasible in this setup. NWS doesn't mention TOR at all.
  12. Santa Claus
    great point. we've had some ragers this year. this one though, if it pans out as depicted, looks like something special. it's coming in as a straight line top to bottom, almost no bowing, and runs the length of much of the eastern seaboard. can't remember anything like that ever happening in recent memory. the low its attached to isn't really showing a comma head of precip, it's like there's just a big wall of fury coming in at a right angle. question since i don't know where to find soundings for upcoming events: is there a TOR threat with the screaming S flow and what i assume is some directional shear as you climb through the air? i feel like events with strong southerly flow tend to be decent TOR threats for us.
  13. Santa Claus
    congrats Albany lol
  14. Santa Claus
    it was puking sleet in Piscataway before it abruptly cut over to heavy snow, and then the sleet came back. i am guessing it's gonna be frozen vegetable medley until the CCB develops.
  15. Santa Claus
    i could be having a heart attack in the middle of dinner and my grandmother would still be shoveling meatballs on my plate instead of calling 911
  16. Santa Claus
    christ i got fat this year
  17. Santa Claus
    if i lost all this sleep just for 6 inches of frozen concrete i am going to run towards the nearest living thing and kill it
  18. Santa Claus
    flurries in Piscataway
  19. Santa Claus
    i can't wait for the drama in 36 hours looking at the bounty of razor-thin forecasts and models, it's entirely possible every single person in the entire forum ends up unhappy
  20. Santa Claus
    honestly what kind of sadist actually reads other people's posts
  21. Santa Claus
    winter's cancelled again just FYI, everyone had it right the first time snowblower stocks plummeting right now
  22. Santa Claus
    do you guys remember when winter was cancelled last month? lol
  23. Santa Claus
    you know we can't actually change the weather right
  24. Santa Claus
    watching people react to weenie model runs is like watching children shake their wrapped gifts on Christmas and excitedly trying to figure out what's inside and then Christmas comes and the box is empty and you can drink their sorrows. oh jeez mom 35F and cold rain again?
  25. Santa Claus
    "New Jersey Monthly magazine ranked Secaucus as its 182nd best place to live in its 2010 rankings of the "Best Places To Live" in New Jersey, after ranking the borough 11th in its 2008 rankings.[" what do you guys think happened in those two years why isn't the media talking about this
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