Oh I know. Taken as a whole it is mostly ridiculous. I'm cautious and won't ever get rich from it. I had studied cryptos out of fascination when I had some free time a few years ago. Should have jumped into the projects I liked then but was broke and unsure. Even though I had very little disposable income I jumped in right before the current frenzy because I had an educated feeling about what was coming.
I have some stocks but only get slow gains because I don't currently have enough time or energy to put in the due diligence research. Folks like you and N of Pike and others have great advice and hopefully people appreciate that. I've learned some trading strategies but it's a lot of time and energy to do it right, so I just have a few modest long term holds.
You are correct though, the stock market is, for the most part, a much safer place if you put some effort in. I have missed some big stock opportunities because I lacked confidence in my research. I've learned a lot though and it has helped me make good choices in the crypto market, just need to time my exit well before the peak and be happy with my gains.