Friday night and the air feels right,
Can't use 1-ply because it's too light,
Ballsack of sweat ain't that a sight
The smell of your bum hanging with you so tight because
Dews, Dews, Dews,
Lawn full of poo in Moosup
Dews, Dews, Dews
Bums stuck to the toilet seat because,
Dews, Dews, Dews,