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I'll tell you your future: It's round, it's got three holes and you stuck your fingers in it. YOU LEAVE REBECCA OUT OF THIS, MISTER! Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

We didn't get a whole lot of rain up this way today. Just a raw, wet day. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

She was really a nasty freak. She just loved to get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!" Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'll go nuclear. Absolutely nuclear. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Dunkin Run is what happens at 3:30 AM when all the 7s finally paired up and you're left with the decision to get some or play another sad ass round of five knuckle shuffle, but you's also an observant and have to be home and rested before Divine Liturgy so you ain't staying. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Observe deez nuts on your weather report. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Way to sully the fun. This would have been like somebody interrupting the breaking news of 9/11 with a weather report. "As you can see, the towers have fallen and the coroner's office has begun scooping up femurs to begin the arduous process of identification, but let's get back to Willard Scott with the weather." "Sunny and 72 here. Should be a great next couple of days to begin rescue and recovery. This report is brought to you by Welch's Grape Juice." Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I could have had that life. I could have. But after snorting lines off Amish and Mennonite ass cracks, I can firmly say this. I don't want your life. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

They're interesting. They have that time during their rumspringa where they experiment in everything from substance use to hard rock to... non-equine sexual interaction. For anyone in here who was under the impression that the nearest Donkey show was in Tijuana. It's not. Wednesday nights in Willow Hill, you'll see this Old Order bitch named Becky. She has nipples the size of thermometers and a bush that would make Bob Ross stand up in his grave and applaud. I'm rambling, but Becky does this thing with a Belgian workhorse that makes you wonder how the horse has so much strength after the amount of work it puts in. Upshot: Donkey show. Nobody really feels bad for the animal. Sucks: They all do this. To answer your "Are they wild?" Yes. Downside is, I don't have enough skin tone to satisfy Rebecca after her second show of the night. So they just use us for free beer in the parking lot of Blue Mountain Roller Rink. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I said I saw God, didn't I? And because there was an all night softball tournament going on across the street at the usual spot. And because she was Amish and if she got caught with English man here we'd both have been honor killed. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

True story, back in 2002 I once received a Franklin Flusher in the parking lot of the Roxbury Holiness Camp. I've never so much as seen a car at that place and neither had my high school girlfriend at the time. Let me tell ya. My opinion on God has been "no," ever since I was old enough to know which side of the playpen smells the worst, but that night? I saw em. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Oooh. That's pretty. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Look, there are creams and gels you can use to help with that issue. You don't have to live like that. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Nothing says "Early Bird Special" like pimping your expertise in dead technology. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I forgot half of you old farts switched to embalming fluid at the turn of the century. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Christ it smells like Bengay in here. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I will mow on Thursday. First mow of the season. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Are we entering our winter? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

This cold is bullshit. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Talk about beating a dead horse. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Yeah. It's been very, very warm up this way. I can only imagine how many sets of balls have been sweat off Bradforders to this point. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

He has enough money to pay the tornado to miss his folks and level the neighbors. Kinda like the episode where the storm missed every house in Springfield except the Flanders'. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Yeah, but what about the weather? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I got a busted image on that graph. Is it just me? Also it's flurrying. This is hekkin bullshit. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Today sucked. Raw and cold. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk