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Brah. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

GTFO with that. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm in Clearfield. It's raining. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Weird flex but okay lol Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Half of this subflrum belongs in Walmart and they know it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I myself have declared the "if it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down" policy myself. Water is becoming scarce. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

My yard is officially dead. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Fireworks banned in York for 30 days. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

May be time she considers some leak protection. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Also Mrs. ITT; "And it's melting really fast!" Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Hey. You spent May on vacation. If your cylinder went ignored, that's on you. That's literally when and where that stuff is supposed to happen. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Nice. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

"You see, if you hold your right hand, assuming you are right-handed, your right hand at a 63° angle holding the utensil, it allows you to weave through the fabric quicker than at your standard 45° angle when upside-down. I didn't invent this technique, it was started by Yuri Dagnavovicstoyevski in the Space Station during a 19 month assignment where it was just he and a monkey. And I gotta tell ya, that guy figured it out and I've been cranking out BLESS THIS MESS needlepoint faster now than I was fifty years ago." Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I don't know what's worse, almond butter cups or Trader Joe's. I bet you're the kind of guy who calls up NPR to argue the nuances of needlepointing while on an inversion table. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

There's probably a PB Meltaway sandwich made somewhere in Tyrone, maybe the Bullpen or Ice Cream Treats Plus, even though that place has been closed for years. Rutters may carry them now that they're stretching out towards Toontown. You've probably had something similar, larger, and superior somewhere in the Czech red light districts of Texas hill country. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Sauss, can you get this man a peanut butter meltaway? I'm sure Sheetz carries them down that way. Candy aisle by the register. Jesus tapdancing Christ. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

WHAT? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Yeah it rained here overnight. I had just spent the evening scrubbing a ship my fiance's friend got the little guy, applying elbow grease, dawn, and hose to thirty-year-old bird shit and my reward was the first rain in weeks. Thanks god, you fucked me. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It stopped to get peanut butter meltaways. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I guess since I'm the only person on here likely to have a mother who is still walking among us, with exception to Voyager, I get to be the one on here to defend my saint of the earth mother. That's fine. It's nice knowing that if by "spritzer," you mean beverage, I can simply go have one with her without needing to dig her up, or if by "spritzer," you meant some kinda sex shit, you can go have it with her and there's a chance there may be some kind of moisture still and neither scenario would require a shovel. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

We're basically a desert. Cold nights, hot days. I'll take it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Down to 147. It also looks like rain on this miserable April afternoon. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I get it, a washer/dryer combo likely sets you back a few hundred cases of oat soda but this is probably nature's way of telling you it's time to drag your ass into the 21st century. The next sign is likely going to be an epic drought rendering your lawnmower useless. Oh wait... Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

They already put that microchip in me from the movie where I zap myself every time I swear. Big, floppy donkey dick. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

If they do, I'll install it. I hate social media but I hate being told what I can't do more. Come and get it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk