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When you contract malaria, do you have the helicopter summoned from atop your yacht to heliport you to HIA to fly you to receive treatment somewhere in Prague or do you walk down to Patient First like the rest of us plebes? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Going to be 65 here today. Winter can piss right off. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It looks like the Nephilim are scratching their dry ass heads with all their dandruff going on out there. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Let's just get spring here. Took a nice walk yesterday and quite frankly, the thought of cold and/or snow right now is upsetting. Blizz posting maps in February in the midst of a damn-near shut out is basically the same thing as a doctor performing CPR on a corpse for over an hour because he fucked up treatment, killed the patient, and has made it personal. Time for spring to sprung. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Everything in Palmyra is shit. I used to watch the absolute shittiest fistfights at 2:00 AM from my shitty flat diagonal on the corner from Gary's Bar, which is King Shit of Hole Mountain. The sinkholes can't win fast enough. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I once fumbled the hold for an extra point because I was finger-blasting the opposing Quarterback's mother five minutes prior and hadn't expected to be needed so soon. Dak just sucks. I can't think of anything to make him funny. Maybe if he wore a ten gallon hat over his helmet and went by "Tex." "Ten Gallon Tex Prescott threw for 105 yards and five interceptions today. He also fumbled the ball four times and was sacked an additional six times. Head coach Mike McCarthy continues to blame the offensive line for simply parting like the Red Sea for Moses, but refuses to listen to his centre who continues to say, "Why should I block for him when I give him ten yards of protection and he still plunks me in the back of the head with the ball?" Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

My brain is constantly running when I'm trying to, for the want of a better word, "shit" on things. If this were a life-and-death situation and you needed me to hold an artery or something, you'd be better off just handing me a piece of paper and a pen and ask me to start thinking of some zingers for the eulogy. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I don't know if that's always the case. I've met a ton of stupid old folks. Now, even if they're dumb, their stupidity is rooted in more experience (I'm quoting the conscience of our current global state, Louis CK), but if Jed can count to potato and has somehow managed to survive for 80 years, do I really have to concede wiser if he responds to my asking him to talk to me about his time with Neville Chamberlain by farting himself to sleep? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Took the dog out at 5:45 and it was 55°F and relatively calm. It is now 36°F. Wind did that. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Smells like retirement in here. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Oh look, the low passes over Joliet. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

That's been the last three springs. Winter is from Easter until Memorial Day Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It'll get cold. In May. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Stop Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Wind warned lol Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

And so what if his tone is a little edgy? His job isn't to hold your hands and sing "We Are the World," it's to deliver facts, or at the very least, his interpretation of such. The dude who runs a meteorology department at a university within this subforum thinks the mercury hitting 70 is more likely than snow at this point. Doesn't matter how he said it, it's that he said it. I haven't seen a red or green tagger come on here and disagree yet lol. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Reminder that a seventy degree day is more likely in this current setup than snow. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I had just noticed that. Yesterday had the entire mid-week to weekend in the 50s. Gone. 52 on Thursday is the topper. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I do. You pussy. Put on a pair of Lululemon under your skirt and get out there. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Fuck off with your correctness Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It's over. I think everyone has accepted it. We're approaching a few anniversaries and the final process of the punt, when the ball actually leaves the punter's boot, is posting pictures and taking trips down memory lane. Any self-respecting banter thread would be full of posters shitting all over each other instead of on the drapes, but I think the MA thread has too many Farvas and not enough Macs. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I see there weren't any 2 AM posts. Did the Euro finally cave to reality? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The models at this point are like tits on a nun. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Mexico or Pike county? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

That is some Montreal-level ice. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk