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I imagine by midweek, that cold will be muted and we'll be looking at just rain and wind. Two Christmases ago we had rain and wind. Addressing the "Two feet of pattern" comment from yesterday. I know this would essentially kill our hobby, but I find myself becoming less and less interested in the models. I feel like the process of weather has become cynical from the perspective of, "I see this, so if this doesn't pan out, cancel season," and it almost never works out that way. This allows our pessimistic nature to take over and we become sour towards ourselves and others. And I think that is what has made life post-traditional media so toxic. Like, and this isn't a personal thing with Blizz, but I tire of seeing the 280 hour wet dreams knowing that I'm not even going to wake up with sticky pants. And now I've just got this rage boner and no hole to slot it in. I think that's why I'm less and less in the know over the last several years (this began while I was still living in the Cumberland valley lol) and spend more time reading MAG's write-ups than I do actually trying to look at and get a feel for the model runs. But that's just me. I could be wrong. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Sooooo. Winter cancel? Lol Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I almost took a bath on Adam Thielen and Dalvin Cook Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Waddle is relatively useless even in dry conditions. So expect him to go off tonight just to burn my ass. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm in week #1 of fantasy playoffs. I have Jalen Waddle, Raheem Mostert, Tua Tagovailoa, and Gabe Davis on my rosters. Tua is backup to Jalen Hurts, and Mostert is a backup to the Davis kid from Green Bay, but Davis and Waddle see time every week. Except this one. My opponent has Josh Allen, Stefan Diggs, and hopefully no clue. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I still always remember that freak foot that went down in a five-mile strip of Lancaster county back in 2008. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

So does Joe. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Seeing that bomb and knowing I'll wave as it passes by is bittersweet. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Ice gators is a new and exciting fear. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

This has been a snoozer here since about noon. I'm ready to hoist the L flag on this one. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

That looks like the area they filmed Bad Santa in. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Been about an hour, I think, since the precip stopped. Road by my house has had time to go back to being a road. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

And just like that, god turned off the rain... Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Snow starting to become dominant precip type. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

And now I feel bad about killing off the horses. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The horses all die. And good because f them. Horses are assholes. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Precipitation is becoming heavier here. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Anyway, back to weather. Now that I know Rockton is being represented, I'll go ahead and address Bigler. I think it's raining. Sideways. It's raining sideways. Everything is encased in ice, and I've already fallen on my tookus twice letting out the dog. PennDot is trying their best. Failing, but trying. They deserve a gold star. But I gave all mine to FHS's nanny two winters ago for doing that thing with her tongue that basically summoned all the pink slime in Ghostbusters II. So one of you lot is on the hook for that. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

FV3 is what I named my peepee. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

WARNED Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

CTP waiting for the first precip to address the watch area? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I play poker with Gricar. He likes to be called "Cheese tits" and nobody has had the temerity to ask hwy, but when a dude whose been missing for 20+ years because he was about five minutes from taking down an entire college football lineage asks you to call him "Cheese tits," you call him "Cheese tits." Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Also, some nerd on YouTube named SPCHermitage1258 posted an EAS alert scenario video four months ago called "2022: An EAS Mega Scenario," where the events that the Mayans predicted ten years ago finally occur. December 14, 2022, the video captures an extreme weather outbreak in the south. Creepy. Maybe we don't see Christmas. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Our winter weather aside, there are a TON of tornado warnings in Mississippi and Louisiana currently. Ryan Hall has a Livestream going. Mississippi is getting rocked. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I think I'm juuuusssst a bit too far west of State College for this one to be a big one. Ice will probably be the main issue here. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk