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Why are we not looking at it right now? I want to have to peel the white off of my shorts when I wake up. And if that makes anybody uneasy. Tough. If it's ruined your breakfast, eat before ten. This isn't Sunday. Breakfast with Jesus is only on Sunday. Eat at 8 like a normal person on Monday. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

You're in Mount Joy. Shouldn't be too hard to find all of the white. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Because a Bird-in-Hand is generally the first step in getting to Intercourse. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I received a lifetime ban from the AccuWeather forums for telling weenies to stop wishcasting. I hate it. I was in my mid-twenties when that went down and I've only become more of a codger, but I don't necessarily think we need to relegate that into the dumpster heap of banter. My telling @canderson I am going to wide-shaft his wife, mother, and his entire family tree during the height of a Storm Mode model PBP is banter. "Let's look at the 300 hour model" is not. As useless as it is, this forum gets a lot more quiet if we red card these posts to the toybox. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I imagine by midweek, that cold will be muted and we'll be looking at just rain and wind. Two Christmases ago we had rain and wind. Addressing the "Two feet of pattern" comment from yesterday. I know this would essentially kill our hobby, but I find myself becoming less and less interested in the models. I feel like the process of weather has become cynical from the perspective of, "I see this, so if this doesn't pan out, cancel season," and it almost never works out that way. This allows our pessimistic nature to take over and we become sour towards ourselves and others. And I think that is what has made life post-traditional media so toxic. Like, and this isn't a personal thing with Blizz, but I tire of seeing the 280 hour wet dreams knowing that I'm not even going to wake up with sticky pants. And now I've just got this rage boner and no hole to slot it in. I think that's why I'm less and less in the know over the last several years (this began while I was still living in the Cumberland valley lol) and spend more time reading MAG's write-ups than I do actually trying to look at and get a feel for the model runs. But that's just me. I could be wrong. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Sooooo. Winter cancel? Lol Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I almost took a bath on Adam Thielen and Dalvin Cook Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Waddle is relatively useless even in dry conditions. So expect him to go off tonight just to burn my ass. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm in week #1 of fantasy playoffs. I have Jalen Waddle, Raheem Mostert, Tua Tagovailoa, and Gabe Davis on my rosters. Tua is backup to Jalen Hurts, and Mostert is a backup to the Davis kid from Green Bay, but Davis and Waddle see time every week. Except this one. My opponent has Josh Allen, Stefan Diggs, and hopefully no clue. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I still always remember that freak foot that went down in a five-mile strip of Lancaster county back in 2008. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

So does Joe. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Seeing that bomb and knowing I'll wave as it passes by is bittersweet. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Ice gators is a new and exciting fear. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

This has been a snoozer here since about noon. I'm ready to hoist the L flag on this one. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

That looks like the area they filmed Bad Santa in. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Been about an hour, I think, since the precip stopped. Road by my house has had time to go back to being a road. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

And just like that, god turned off the rain... Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Snow starting to become dominant precip type. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

And now I feel bad about killing off the horses. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The horses all die. And good because f them. Horses are assholes. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Precipitation is becoming heavier here. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Anyway, back to weather. Now that I know Rockton is being represented, I'll go ahead and address Bigler. I think it's raining. Sideways. It's raining sideways. Everything is encased in ice, and I've already fallen on my tookus twice letting out the dog. PennDot is trying their best. Failing, but trying. They deserve a gold star. But I gave all mine to FHS's nanny two winters ago for doing that thing with her tongue that basically summoned all the pink slime in Ghostbusters II. So one of you lot is on the hook for that. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

FV3 is what I named my peepee. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

WARNED Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

CTP waiting for the first precip to address the watch area? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk