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I just drove through the mega death band of 2022 on my way to Toontown. I drive a Hyundai Elantra. Let's just say the Koreans know many things, but where to put the weight distribution on a car is not one of them. Upshot: Hyundai Elantra doubles as paramotor. Sucks: I don't have a chute.

Would we get an alert about the war? I had a dream last week that my phone gave me a war alert lol

Pleasant surprise to see a WWA hoisted up this way for up to 2" tonight

You have a better chance of coming down with piles, and what a pain in the ass that'll be.

My earnest hope is that the internet is dead by then.

My kid will be here next weekend, so I'm just asking for Bastardi's false spring. After delivery and the march home, the roof can collapse under the weight of a snow for all I care lol

Juarez had like four EF3s tear through that day, and the EF5 that ripped Tijuana a new one? Whew. Oh. Different "South of the Border." Sorry. Poor Pedro.

You like Memorial Day snow?

I think I see the sun haha

Where is this? I was just in Clearfield on Thursday and it looked wide open there. The bogs in Philipsburg never fully froze this winter and I drove down to Huntingdon county all winter and the Frankstown Branch Juniata nor the Juniata from Huntingdon to Mount Union were frozen, which to me was incredibly odd.

Car topper consisting of the heaviest slush my wipers ever had to swish away.

It might be snowing harder right now than it has at any point this winter. It's like a thunderstorm right now with the heavy precip but no thunder or lightning.

I found it weird that the West Branch Susky nor the Juniata even came close to freezing over this winter despite it being so cold in January into early February. I would have bet my life's savings that they would freeze.

And I've reached that point where if it's going to be warm, let's be dry. There's so much mud. So much mud.

First pitch was at 7:05 PM. Happy summer.

I haven't been able to keep up with the sport in the past few years but aside from the PSU dynasty that continues to roll on (at what point does Cael Sanderson just get bored and find something else to do?), I feel like there was a points scoring change or something that confused the hell out of me. That may have only been within Greco Roman because Chael Sonnen (greatest trash talker of all time, undefeated and undisputed Middleweight and Light Heavyweight champion of everything, and toughest son of a bitch god ever made) was discussing it on a Podcast and my brain started to melt. I can also talk rasslin if needed. Although, I grew up and realized it was fake the day the rich guy's limousine blew up and he was on TV two weeks later to talk to America about a roid rage case where a dude killed his family by using his finishing maneuver on them and then hung himself with a Bowflex. How did Bowflex not take the same kind of hit that Peloton is currently taking for Mr. Big having a heart attack on the virtual Tour de France?

You have my UNDIVIDED attention.

This is why I'm trying to find out what'll blow up the board. If we can get a "hot" tag here in the next hour or so, we may trick some idiots into thinking the models pulled us back in, only to open a thread discussion about which Darren Stevens was better. I like making people feel silly.

My favorite part about postseason wrestling is when they get rid of the turnbuckles and we can actually see the action. Oh. Not that wrestling. Whoopsie.

I'll talk about anything. What do you want to talk about? I'm down for anything. It's been a minute since I've had an honest to god, in depth conversation about Abdominal Aortic Aneurysms. Fancy a chat about that? Because I gotta tell ya, this weather ain't going to carry a conversation past the elderly man stage of talk where it's a filler in between "Howdy," and "This country is going straight to Hell."

I absolutely don't. I still don't think we have seen the best Joel Embiid has to give. We may never get it due to his frailty, but it is my assertion that Embiid is capable of taking entire seasons over. I think we have seen the best of James Harden and that guy by himself ain't it. Healthy, in-form Joel Embiid could probably drag a collection of stiffs to the Finals.

And when Embiid breaks in March and this whole thing goes to shit and Giannis plops his giant, "Greek" nuts on everyone's faces, today is going to look like a monumental mistake.

I was nine inches below, as well. HIYOOOOOO

I honestly can't remember the temperature, I just know it rained. I spent New Year's Day doing Christmas in Port Matilda, which as the microclimate breakdown from our resident New Yorker, Port Matilda is climatologically the dark side of the Moon compared to me just NW of Philipsburg.

It's 50°F here. I dont remember the last 50°F day. The snow is saying "Sayanora," and the water on top of the ice is returning. That was one cold month.