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I had the same thought. My car got embedded in six inches of sleet in Palmyra that year and my landlord sent his moron sons (who were all here on questionable legality) to unearth the car using 2x4s and my rear tire sent the 2x4 directly into this idiots ankle. I think we all learned something that day. They learned that when it comes to dislodging Dodge Stratus from ice, 2x4s are as useful as tits on a nun, and I learned that there's probably some kind of airplane that sits at the hospital when undocumented folks break their feet.

I'm going to need February to be calm in the end. I'm about to foul the Earth with a carbon copy and don't need to be white knuckle driving up and down 322 to Mount Nittany for a week. I know this is me pouring a bucket of hot piss on your wants of 12 feet of snow, but y'all can suck me lol. Early February, Super Bowl Sunday aside? Snow. All of March? Snow. Late February? Suck. Me. Edit: Hey Sauss, did you read that in John Candy's voice?

How dare you assign their title. If my aunt had balls she'd be whatever they wanted me to call them. Uncle "whatever you want me to call you."

She also said you have to resort to the back door because it's a more shallow entry, which is saying something bc she married the first person she was with and is a total saint of the earth.

Hey. One inch is a lot. Right, @canderson?

There you all go. I'm the big loser on this one lol. The scales of weenie justice are scaled just a little bit.

Another prayer for variety, you godless heathens. Let us pray. Dear Lord Jesus Christ, and by Jesus Christ I'm referring to blond, good-looking, lightly-bearded or clean-shaven Jesus Christ, not hippie-looking Jesus or swarthy, more Middle Eastern Jesus - who's probably more historically accurate - not that guy. So dear clean-shaven or lightly-bearded-like-Mike-Piazza Jesus, we give thanks to you and to everything you do. Your love and acceptance washes over all of us like the warm healing waters in one of those European toilets that cleans you inside and out. I believe it's called a bid-ett. Dear blond, almost Swiss-looking Jesus, we ask you to allow us to accept everyone in this theater tonight, regardless of their religious beliefs, whether it be Muslim, or Hindu, or Jewish, or witchcraft.

Really? This pleases me.

Having spent half of my adult life between true central PA and the Cumberland and Susquehanna valleys, it is my opinion that people from the Harrisburg-York-Lancaster area are the worst drivers in the world, notwithstanding all Asian women. Asian women from the Harrisburg-York-Lancaster areas are basically just wrecking balls with wheels to make them more nimble and a motor to make them quicker.

Snow has once again commenced. Yay.

24 and cloudy here.

Trout has no shame in being a weenie.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice

You want to explain to me how it's -3 in Huntingdon and 6 above at Snyder's run? Lol

Meanwhile in the real world: It's -5°F currently. While not as impressive as the -17°F I experienced picking the girlfriend up at work last week in Houtzdale, still damned cold. This month has honestly given me every bit the winter experience I desire on an annual basis, minus a major, double-digit snow. Hopefully the rest of the forum gets a nice snow before spring so we all get the fun.

Yawn

Warmth

I'd like to not die.

I'm about to build a bobsled real quick and go sliding down Rte 53. If you start in Kylertown, it's a gradual down slope until the red light at 322 in Philipsburg. Who needs Beijing?

Here's traffic on the Allegheny Front: Shit. Roads are shit.

Breaking news: It's snowing again.

I'm hoping for the folks in the Cumberland and Susquehanna valleys that it does.

Big Model Day like Torrid or Big Model Day like we're running out of time to score a big storm?

Listen. I feel for you sorry lot. I was insanely busy yesterday and disregarded today because I ass/u/me'd that it was for you guys and not me. I sign on this morning and find out it's for lucky meeeeeeeeee. I'm hoping the weekend brings a miracle for the Cumberland and Susquehanna valleys.

Can confirm. What a snowy day. Roads are a disaster.