I like how it's just "the storm," like it either has to be the biblical, 100 footer that kills everyone and rings in an early spring, or nothing.
There's nobody left. They all went on a Sheetz run during "the storm," and we never heard from them. A thousand years later after the glaciated snow had all thawed after the Gamma Ray blurp of 3022, we found their bodies with mozzarella sticks frozen in their mouths.
Edit: 3022 because it's still January and I'm still ****ing up the switch in year