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This is the weirdest way for the rich to get richer lol. Does it hurt when you fall UP a flight of stairs?

The average blue haired old bitty and hill person from Snyder county doesn't read the forecast discussion. They also don't visit weather forums. They get their weather from their local weather man or country music radio station, who gets their forecast information from the NWS office in State College. As a result, CTP has a responsibility to not send everyone running to Weis for French toast mix and toilet paper every time the Euro has a five inches of freezing rain extravaganza out in fantasy land. Their disco can be more inside baseball because only nerds like us read them. The rest of them could be installed within the Library of Congress and they still wouldn't be picked up because most people in the CTP CWA freeze and lose their minds at "Library." So that's probably why they're more conservative and less "sky is falling."

I can't help but notice a lack of immediate denial of this one. I'm thinking @canderson's folks are getting weird right at this moment. Maybe @FHS's nanny is there with them.

Gang bang?

But let's crucify the NWS in State College for not hoisting EXTREME DEATH ICE alerts. Lol

The rain is ponding on top of the permafrost. I can't wait for this to turn to ice. Again.

"And I don't see any horns on ya, so I guess that kinda narrows it down..."

"Pass the buck to the night crew."

Hey, @sauss06, you comfortable with junior here having these kind of fantasies?

We still rate the Euro?

I feel like MAG, KTX, and myself are going to be in a weird spot with this one being not far enough NW to get the good stuff but not east and south enough for all the liquid. It's tough to tell.

Shadow seen by virtue of a million camera flashes. It'll be winter until March 21, folks.

If Punxsutawney Phil shits on the podium, it's 12 more months of winter.

This. I must have missed a lot last night but it looks like there's some squabble about this met and that met. Folks, people have differing opinions and manners in which they desimanate information. If you don't like their opinion or don't like how they may or may not treat you with kid gloves, then change the channel or station. It's really that simple. The two above posts are basically me dragging an Altoona weatherman over a field of hot coals and razor blades and salt, but precisely none of it is based on how he delivers the weather on television. In all honesty, I think he's a very good "weather man," but he has the unfortunate job of following a regional icon and probably the man that as a child, I grew up wanting to become. That's it. Im not butthurt because a weather guy let me down hard about the harsh reality of rain. I just don't understand he glows. Point I'm trying to make is: if Kyle Elliott isn't your favorite weather personality online, that's okay. It's probably me, anyway, but I know nothing compared to these people and don't pretend to. But if Kyle ain't your style (achievement unlocked: poetry in rantism) then find someone who is. Just as long as it's not that criminal from S&S.

Also, in the event any meteorologists at WTAJ in Toontown lurk here, I don't care. My commentary towards you lot isn't about the weather. Dude glows on television and can be seen from space. Blind people can see him and from Altoona, barges on Lake Erie use him as a beacon to make sure they're steaming in the correct direction towards ****ing Cleveland. Who let him take a month off and spend it in a tanning booth for the eyeballs of Appalachia? "Mildred Hohman in Centre Hall writes in, 'Dear @JoeMurgoWTAJ, we need you to look less like you're from the area. How close to black guy can you become? and my answer to that, Mildred in Centre Hall is, the Greek God as written in the Simpsons." And that's the weather here in We Are Central PA. Now it's time to see how Bishop Guilfoyle, a private school with seventeen recruited students is able to steamroll the tiny rural schools in this area in all sports. This week's victim? Glendale. [/rant]

Awe look at Joe Murgo defending his live spot from Punxsy. I wish you LSV folks could see him. He glows on set like he just emerged from the waters just outside the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear reactor with his white like toothpaste hair and bronze skin, he's literally how everybody would look if we lived in 1985-A from Back To The Future, Part II. If I could rejuvenate Tom Casey the way they rejuvenated Joe Murgo, I'd rejuvenate Casey and suplex Murgo off a cruise ship. The only problem is, I think they gave that cruise ship gig to Christy Shields so I don't even have that going for me, which is the opposite of nice.

ALEET, MOTHER****ER.

Like this wouldn't be another excuse for a layoff...

Yeah. The four people in Fulton county are really going to feel hosed.

I sign anywhere?

I used to live above Cain Patch pet store right on the square. I had a ringside seat for all the 2:00 AM bum fights that went down outside Gary's. Best two years of my life lol

I had the same thought. My car got embedded in six inches of sleet in Palmyra that year and my landlord sent his moron sons (who were all here on questionable legality) to unearth the car using 2x4s and my rear tire sent the 2x4 directly into this idiots ankle. I think we all learned something that day. They learned that when it comes to dislodging Dodge Stratus from ice, 2x4s are as useful as tits on a nun, and I learned that there's probably some kind of airplane that sits at the hospital when undocumented folks break their feet.

I'm going to need February to be calm in the end. I'm about to foul the Earth with a carbon copy and don't need to be white knuckle driving up and down 322 to Mount Nittany for a week. I know this is me pouring a bucket of hot piss on your wants of 12 feet of snow, but y'all can suck me lol. Early February, Super Bowl Sunday aside? Snow. All of March? Snow. Late February? Suck. Me. Edit: Hey Sauss, did you read that in John Candy's voice?

How dare you assign their title. If my aunt had balls she'd be whatever they wanted me to call them. Uncle "whatever you want me to call you."

She also said you have to resort to the back door because it's a more shallow entry, which is saying something bc she married the first person she was with and is a total saint of the earth.