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Bastardi is nothing more than a lunkhead with right-wing media credentials. Dude has more juice in him than a Tropicana truck and when he's not battling Bill Nye the Science Guy on carbon emissions from the perspective of cow flatulence, he's suggesting that Tom Hanks has abducted all the kids of the world and is holding them hostage on Mt. Athos in Greece because it's the one place on earth where women can't go. "Your father doesn't want to find you, Timmy, now run along and service Abbott Dimitriokos." The fact that he even is looked at seriously by anybody is amazing.

Wait. Who did this? I thought Morton Downey, Jr., died years ago.

Donald Sterling came out and called them the n-word and they went poof. Oh, you mean the weather one phenomenon....

**** me, it's rain here

"Your debut" was what MillvilleWx had to perform for Kolaches the first time.

Why you think I was bitching about Kolaches last night? Didn't have any and the grass kicked in.

I still see blades of grass. It's damn cold out.

Alright, will you two shut up about Kolaches if nobody has any to share with the rest of the class? Thanks

Very, very light snow up here in Philipsburg. Ground is covered and white, and the temperature won't climb above freezing until Sunday so this is a winner either way here.

To all the new posters, welcome. I won't spare you ridicule just because you're new. Also, @canderson caught something from a Czech sausage maker in the Texan hill country and passed it along to all your sisters. He's not the least bit sorry. Enjoy the forum.

That's what Buffalo radar looked like all day.

Roads have caved big time in Philipsburg/Clearfield

0.07, my apologies.

Have to go low to separate myself from the pack: HIA: 1.3", 0.7 qpf

Or he has a night job and is ****in useless there in the winter.

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10 counties in the entire commonwealth without even so much as a HWO. If I still lived in the Cumberland Valley, this would be a cutter lol

You at home may be asking; "Canderson, how did you move up from 2.2 inches to 3.1 inches?" And the answer is simple: Jelqing. That's right, I jelq. For 25-35 minutes a day, my thumb and index finger cover more skin than rosacia on a fat bitch and after just six months, I'm hitting paydirt and seeing results. For just the cost of however long it probably takes you to have a Chinese food shit, you too can move it onn up.

This actually gets some of the better stuff up my way. I'll take THIS ONE.

South of the Border is this country's original sin.

I never understood how people didn't realize the term "Hershey Highway" described the local area. Hummelstown is the pink Palmyra is the stink Hershey is the thin strip of perineum about an inch and a half between the two.

Pecker missed the tongue and end up in the turd cutter.

I sign where?

According to the NY subforum, this is turning out to be a real snoozer. I'll give you a current conditions from the bus stop outside of Philipsburg. At 7:33 AM, the stepkid opened the door to get out and the cold find went straight through my brainless ****ing head and out the other side. 22°F Clear It feels like winter. Just need a little snow.

Sellllll the kids for mapsssss Weather nerds relapseeeee Spring will be here againnnnn Digital snow while you caaaaañnnnnn