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WmsptWx

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  1. It's Gary Bastardi. He's the weather equivalent of Jerry Christ, Jesus' half brother, not immaculate, and real son of Joseph her betrothed. Gary Bastardi turns weather maps into cold Coors light.
  2. Can confirm in 2003 (PDII?). Was nut-deep in snow. It was about 14 degrees.
  3. Speaking of Nielsen. I think this may have been his last movie, but Wrongfully Accused to this day kills me. This scene in particular, when the train pops out from behind the tree. Jesus Christ.
  4. You didn't have the courage to show Elaine blowing Otto (up)? Coward
  5. Can't get snow in December, can get tornadoes. Congratulations. Lancaster, PA is Cullman, AL now.
  6. Is that one filed under "Suckers born every minute?"
  7. Bastardi is an idiot. How is he still relevant?
  8. Full-blown dusting for me. It's cold as shit out.
  9. I still think it's nuclear water in the Pacific post-Fukushima
  10. On another map, we'd be writing off Myrtle Beach as a total loss.
  11. Goddamnit, which of you are pushing this shit souf?
  12. "Right. Which brings me to my next point: Don't smoke crack." - Lawrence Taylor
  13. That's not me, you guys. Just so we are clear. Edit: But I did give his nanny a jolly good ****ing a few years ago.
  14. As a baby I swam in the Hudson river. I'm good.
  15. No. That's how you get Snowvid-19. The new variant of the contagion. It basically is Polio, AIDS, and radical Islam all wrapped up into one. I've seen it with my own eyes, and trust me: You don't want it.
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