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The Raiders stomped on the Chiefs logo pregame and it was 28-0 about five minutes in. Even when the game is just getting started, sometimes it's already over.

I got an email this afternoon from a sex bot. Absolutely nothing is safe from the Digital Whores of Babylon. Or should I say, New Delhi? Fun times.

Right but does that cold air eventually intrude eastward? In years where the Pacific stream dominates the entire continent, that cold air doesn't breach the US/Canadian border. Does that bowling ball of cold come east and does it stay? That may be the real story.

I mentioned punting in jest, but if I had to make a wager, I would be lying if I said I wouldn't put my money on a complete miss of a season. But that's based entirely on the following: 1) I'm a realist. Optimists misjudge realists as pessimists. Realistically, despite seeing several car and ground topper events IMBY already, the overall pattern has been complete dogeshit. Outside of a few people that I truly believe may be wishcasting based on some metrics that may not be worth the weight they are given, the general consensus appears to be a blah winter. 2) I genuinely believe the global climate as a whole is shifting to where the Northeastern quadrant of the NA continent is becoming a rainforest with overall cooling due to the winter max climbing and the summer max dropping with more overcast and showery days. I have precisely zero science to defend this belief, but it *seems* like with a very few outliers here and there, the winters for the past two decades have been warmer/wetter and the summers cooler/wetter. But that's just, you know... my opinion, man.

Classic theme in winterless winters: The predicted cold never comes.

Maybe you stay at home then. The next home game you attend will likely be the one where Embiid breaks his leg and they have to bring out the curtain to euthanize him on the court.

It's my fault for invoking Cullman into it. That's just asking for it.

That looks like a nuke went off. Jesus.

Where you at? I'll come throw a deer at you.

What about Persians?

Cullman. Alabama.

That is beautiful. I just sent it down the street to my local iconographer to have it slapped onto some wood and gold leaf so it may adorn my wall for generations.

Buzz, your girlfriend: Woof.

It's Gary Bastardi. He's the weather equivalent of Jerry Christ, Jesus' half brother, not immaculate, and real son of Joseph her betrothed. Gary Bastardi turns weather maps into cold Coors light.

We did. From the Friday prior.

Can confirm in 2003 (PDII?). Was nut-deep in snow. It was about 14 degrees.

Speaking of Nielsen. I think this may have been his last movie, but Wrongfully Accused to this day kills me. This scene in particular, when the train pops out from behind the tree. Jesus Christ.

You didn't have the courage to show Elaine blowing Otto (up)? Coward

Good bot lol

Can't get snow in December, can get tornadoes. Congratulations. Lancaster, PA is Cullman, AL now.

Is that one filed under "Suckers born every minute?"

Bastardi is an idiot. How is he still relevant?

It's dead in here. Did we call it?

Yes