WmsptWx

Well I feel like a bit of a dick. URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE National Weather Service State College PA 1033 AM EST Thu Mar 9 2023 PAZ004-005-010-011-017-018-100345- /O.NEW.KCTP.WW.Y.0012.230310T1200Z-230311T1200Z/ Warren-McKean-Elk-Cameron-Clearfield-Northern Centre- Including the cities of Warren, Bradford, St. Marys, Ridgway, Emporium, DuBois, Clearfield, and Philipsburg 1033 AM EST Thu Mar 9 2023 ...WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM 7 AM FRIDAY TO 7 AM EST SATURDAY... * WHAT...Snow expected. Total snow accumulations of 3 to 5 inches. * WHERE...The Allegheny Plateau. * WHEN...From 7 AM Friday to 7 AM EST Saturday. * IMPACTS...Plan on slippery road conditions. The hazardous conditions could impact the morning and evening commutes. * ADDITIONAL DETAILS...The snow will be heaviest during the late morning to early evening. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... The Pennsylvania Department of Transportation and Pennsylvania Turnpike Commission remind motorists to adjust speeds based on driving conditions as winter weather impacts will include snow covered roads and limited visibility. Call 5 1 1 or visit www.511pa.com for the latest travel, roadway and traffic conditions. To report snow or ice, post to the NWS State College Facebook page, use Twitter @NWSStateCollege, or visit weather.gov/ctp. && $$ Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Say it with me: It's over lol Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Makes the Easter Cross hunt a little more eventful. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Headed straight into the Eastwood ravine. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Low pressure going over Clarion and it's snowing in State College, let alone Harrisburg? How many times has that happened? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

If this hobby cost any real money, Blizz would have beaten his wife and thrown her down the stairs because the lights got turned off. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Possible tornado in Apache Junction, Arizona. I don't think I have ever seen that. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Point and click has "snow and sleet accumulation of up to once inch" for Friday. What a joke. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

C'mon spring Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Winter Storm ITT buried hundreds of thousands of 90s kids in student debt. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Screw that. If we can't have snow it better be in the 70s and 80s. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

My kiddo has surgery to get tubes in his ears on Thursday. As a result, I am off work. Thursday looks like it's going to be a James Spann/Ryan Hall day with the little one. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It switched over to a very heavy mix. Grass has caved. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Cold. Ass. Rain. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Yeah.. 5 inches of snow after several 70°F days is only going to piss me off. You guys in the valley enjoy that. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It's also cheaper to pay off an insurance claim on a downed helicopter than it is to stop the wind. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

He has the money to pay the wind to simply stop. But like all rich assholes, he's also a cheapskate and it's cheaper to bitch about losing garbage cans than it is to stop the wind forever. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

When you contract malaria, do you have the helicopter summoned from atop your yacht to heliport you to HIA to fly you to receive treatment somewhere in Prague or do you walk down to Patient First like the rest of us plebes? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Going to be 65 here today. Winter can piss right off. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It looks like the Nephilim are scratching their dry ass heads with all their dandruff going on out there. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Let's just get spring here. Took a nice walk yesterday and quite frankly, the thought of cold and/or snow right now is upsetting. Blizz posting maps in February in the midst of a damn-near shut out is basically the same thing as a doctor performing CPR on a corpse for over an hour because he fucked up treatment, killed the patient, and has made it personal. Time for spring to sprung. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Everything in Palmyra is shit. I used to watch the absolute shittiest fistfights at 2:00 AM from my shitty flat diagonal on the corner from Gary's Bar, which is King Shit of Hole Mountain. The sinkholes can't win fast enough. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I once fumbled the hold for an extra point because I was finger-blasting the opposing Quarterback's mother five minutes prior and hadn't expected to be needed so soon. Dak just sucks. I can't think of anything to make him funny. Maybe if he wore a ten gallon hat over his helmet and went by "Tex." "Ten Gallon Tex Prescott threw for 105 yards and five interceptions today. He also fumbled the ball four times and was sacked an additional six times. Head coach Mike McCarthy continues to blame the offensive line for simply parting like the Red Sea for Moses, but refuses to listen to his centre who continues to say, "Why should I block for him when I give him ten yards of protection and he still plunks me in the back of the head with the ball?" Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

My brain is constantly running when I'm trying to, for the want of a better word, "shit" on things. If this were a life-and-death situation and you needed me to hold an artery or something, you'd be better off just handing me a piece of paper and a pen and ask me to start thinking of some zingers for the eulogy. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I don't know if that's always the case. I've met a ton of stupid old folks. Now, even if they're dumb, their stupidity is rooted in more experience (I'm quoting the conscience of our current global state, Louis CK), but if Jed can count to potato and has somehow managed to survive for 80 years, do I really have to concede wiser if he responds to my asking him to talk to me about his time with Neville Chamberlain by farting himself to sleep? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk