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They're interesting. They have that time during their rumspringa where they experiment in everything from substance use to hard rock to... non-equine sexual interaction. For anyone in here who was under the impression that the nearest Donkey show was in Tijuana. It's not. Wednesday nights in Willow Hill, you'll see this Old Order bitch named Becky. She has nipples the size of thermometers and a bush that would make Bob Ross stand up in his grave and applaud. I'm rambling, but Becky does this thing with a Belgian workhorse that makes you wonder how the horse has so much strength after the amount of work it puts in. Upshot: Donkey show. Nobody really feels bad for the animal. Sucks: They all do this. To answer your "Are they wild?" Yes. Downside is, I don't have enough skin tone to satisfy Rebecca after her second show of the night. So they just use us for free beer in the parking lot of Blue Mountain Roller Rink. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I said I saw God, didn't I? And because there was an all night softball tournament going on across the street at the usual spot. And because she was Amish and if she got caught with English man here we'd both have been honor killed. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

True story, back in 2002 I once received a Franklin Flusher in the parking lot of the Roxbury Holiness Camp. I've never so much as seen a car at that place and neither had my high school girlfriend at the time. Let me tell ya. My opinion on God has been "no," ever since I was old enough to know which side of the playpen smells the worst, but that night? I saw em. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Oooh. That's pretty. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Look, there are creams and gels you can use to help with that issue. You don't have to live like that. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Nothing says "Early Bird Special" like pimping your expertise in dead technology. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I forgot half of you old farts switched to embalming fluid at the turn of the century. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Christ it smells like Bengay in here. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I will mow on Thursday. First mow of the season. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Are we entering our winter? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

This cold is bullshit. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Talk about beating a dead horse. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Yeah. It's been very, very warm up this way. I can only imagine how many sets of balls have been sweat off Bradforders to this point. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

He has enough money to pay the tornado to miss his folks and level the neighbors. Kinda like the episode where the storm missed every house in Springfield except the Flanders'. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Yeah, but what about the weather? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I got a busted image on that graph. Is it just me? Also it's flurrying. This is hekkin bullshit. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Today sucked. Raw and cold. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It's so weird to me that palms are considered grass and not trees. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

You've got to be the softest Texan ever lol Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Beautiful evening. 8:10 PM and I'm out here with the dogs without need for hoodie. Nothing beats the warm seasons. Except lots of snow. But since snow has died, f it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I think we're at the point where this forum begins to die a bit. I, myself, become more scarce once the weather turns nice. It's kind of hard to find levity in Chamber of Commerce days. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm assuming that storm last weekend must have dropped a shitton of rain over Elk to create a gradient of 11% above to 11% below in Clearfield and even drier in Cameron. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

So that leaves 13 days in April where I may remember baking lol. I should also clarify that during this time I lived in the ridge and valley Huntingdon so AOO was probably the local station of note, so I assume their first 90°F day took place a week or two later. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

This may be me having a memory based entirely on attending a school that was built in the 1950s without air conditioning, but I remember dying in class in April with open windows achieving nothing. I've always operated under the belief that until the last several years when winter has transitioned to March through May that we would usually get our first 90°F day in April. I don't remember the last time I saw an 80°F day before mid-May. This feels like it's going to be a scorcher from the very go. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

You get one of those helmets like a man. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk