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Almost all of my childhood, adolescent, and my current adult life's events and locations are a lie lol Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm surprised Austin doesn't record a daily high more closely to that of the Sun. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Younger me would be headed to Giant Centre tonight for the late-night trophy lift watch party, not sleep, and go into work tomorrow thrashed. Old me doesn't have the energy to stay up to even watch the game. I hate the Craps, but the Bears used to be the baby Flyers and that's enough for me. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Kind of sad. The rains this week may have resurrected my grass, but the ten day makes it feel like a short-lived return from the dead. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Just got an air quality alert on the phone. Yay smoke. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

People who blame the lack of time for a lack of jokes have more of the latter and less of the former. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

"Out came the sun and dried up all the rain." Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It's pouring here. I know we need the rain, but I'm already over it lol. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Brah. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

GTFO with that. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm in Clearfield. It's raining. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Weird flex but okay lol Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Half of this subflrum belongs in Walmart and they know it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I myself have declared the "if it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down" policy myself. Water is becoming scarce. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

My yard is officially dead. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Fireworks banned in York for 30 days. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

May be time she considers some leak protection. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Also Mrs. ITT; "And it's melting really fast!" Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Hey. You spent May on vacation. If your cylinder went ignored, that's on you. That's literally when and where that stuff is supposed to happen. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Nice. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

"You see, if you hold your right hand, assuming you are right-handed, your right hand at a 63° angle holding the utensil, it allows you to weave through the fabric quicker than at your standard 45° angle when upside-down. I didn't invent this technique, it was started by Yuri Dagnavovicstoyevski in the Space Station during a 19 month assignment where it was just he and a monkey. And I gotta tell ya, that guy figured it out and I've been cranking out BLESS THIS MESS needlepoint faster now than I was fifty years ago." Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I don't know what's worse, almond butter cups or Trader Joe's. I bet you're the kind of guy who calls up NPR to argue the nuances of needlepointing while on an inversion table. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

There's probably a PB Meltaway sandwich made somewhere in Tyrone, maybe the Bullpen or Ice Cream Treats Plus, even though that place has been closed for years. Rutters may carry them now that they're stretching out towards Toontown. You've probably had something similar, larger, and superior somewhere in the Czech red light districts of Texas hill country. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Sauss, can you get this man a peanut butter meltaway? I'm sure Sheetz carries them down that way. Candy aisle by the register. Jesus tapdancing Christ. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

WHAT? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk