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Yeah it rained here overnight. I had just spent the evening scrubbing a ship my fiance's friend got the little guy, applying elbow grease, dawn, and hose to thirty-year-old bird shit and my reward was the first rain in weeks. Thanks god, you fucked me. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It stopped to get peanut butter meltaways. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I guess since I'm the only person on here likely to have a mother who is still walking among us, with exception to Voyager, I get to be the one on here to defend my saint of the earth mother. That's fine. It's nice knowing that if by "spritzer," you mean beverage, I can simply go have one with her without needing to dig her up, or if by "spritzer," you meant some kinda sex shit, you can go have it with her and there's a chance there may be some kind of moisture still and neither scenario would require a shovel. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

We're basically a desert. Cold nights, hot days. I'll take it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Down to 147. It also looks like rain on this miserable April afternoon. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I get it, a washer/dryer combo likely sets you back a few hundred cases of oat soda but this is probably nature's way of telling you it's time to drag your ass into the 21st century. The next sign is likely going to be an epic drought rendering your lawnmower useless. Oh wait... Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

They already put that microchip in me from the movie where I zap myself every time I swear. Big, floppy donkey dick. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

If they do, I'll install it. I hate social media but I hate being told what I can't do more. Come and get it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Great. Can't wait to die today. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Canuck babies burning ants with magnifying glass and shit got waaaaaaaay out of hand. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Starting the day at 189. Just saw Lemoyne was in the 400s. Shit is insane and CNN posted an article telling people to get used to it, as this may be all summer. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Up to 218. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Up to 186 up here. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I imagine Scranton right now is like Boston at the end of "Knowing." Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Corning, NY. 444. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

What are you talking about? It's Clearfield. Walmart is where you go to school, church (the 900,000 Polish and Russian fucks who call this place home attend various mass and divine liturgies at Dollar Stores around the area), the doctor, glory hole, and as canderson said, Facebook Marketplace child acquisition. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Nearly choked on the walk from the car to Walmart. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It's like pre-Olympics Beijing in a lot of places. I wonder how many asthmatics drop off today and tomorrow. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Well. Shit. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I always considered Franklin and Cumberland counties to be, you know, the Cumberland valley. It's weird to me that they would consider Chambersburg part of the Susquehanna valley when it's an hour's drive away and closer to the Potomac. New rule: Franklin county from Scotland south is now the Upper Potomac valley. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I am somebody whose mood is entirely influenced by the weather. I love summer because it's usually sunny. But we need rain. I don't remember the last time it rained around here. The sky looked promising a little while ago but it was just moving about its life. 10 day looks alright here for some chances, but I don't know. May be holding a viking funeral for the worms by the end of the month. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

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We had clouds here for about five minutes. Had. Sun is back out. Not a drop. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Ban will last 30 days but, to the surprise of nobody, will not include fireworks. If it doesn't rain buckets this coming week, Lancaster is going to have some serious issues when everyone sets off their backyard fireworks and a shitload of barns get torched. And that'll be that for the 2023 Amish C(o)untry (HA! that looks like a gaping butthole. That works two ways. That's funny shit, goddamnit, you didn't think of it) equine erotica season. RIP horsies. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Lancaster about to order a burn ban. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk