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WmsptWx

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  1. Trash cans contour to bodies just as easily, in case you get any more ridiculous statements at whatever time it was again. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  2. Maybe not when a trash can hits the street, but when every trash can @canderson has lost over the past ten years combined find their way to your street? You're going to be fixing some fn roads. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  3. There are a ton of mines up here. But I was above ground. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  4. Man, it is blacker than a dark steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie night currently. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  5. I'm surprised they didn't label it East Adams. Bubbler now lives in Washington county. Everyone is now residents of the county south of them as we all shifted. *Looks at map* Cambria county here. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  6. They also apparently think Bloomsburg is a county. Somebody needs a fucking map of Pennsylvania. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  7. Someone mislabeled Perry as Juniata county and Juniata as Mifflin.. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  8. I got drenched leaving the store a little bit ago. Fun times. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  9. What's rain? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  10. And there won't be a winter next year with the SUPER MEGA NINO BLOWTORCH EXTRAVAGANZA. The fires next spring will be even worse. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  11. I've never once heard about Panamanian gangs. MS-13 is El Salvador and Mexico. Who's going to kill you in Panama? Mariano Rivera? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  12. AC probably still blows (on) you. I open the door for my air conditioner. Dr. Yamak pretty much summed it up. 1) God 2) Man 3) Horse 4) Air Conditioner 5) Dog Then 6) Woman 7) Rat Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  13. So you were the guy Noriega hired to try to keep us from going after him? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  14. Fixed Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  15. I read that somewhere in Song of Songs, which is weird because that book was basically Hebrew softcore. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  16. Here's your training: Pack your shit into the car and drive 300 miles away. Easy peasey. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  17. Doesn't Andruil work at a CVS or something? Can you pick up a "Sorry your AC went to Hell" card and idk, maybe put a twenty in there? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  18. And just like that, it's 1940 all over again. Hey, be careful out there. The yellow devil may get ya! Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  19. I think I'd still prefer smoke over cow shit. I once had a CB installed so I could talk shit on truckers miles away from the comfort of my bedroom where a gun lived. There was this lot lizard who went by the handle Smoky 69. I think she ran the Flying J for some 40 years from the 70s up until around 2013 when she got struck down for being such a jezebel. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  20. What kind of camp? That matters in our decision : Traditional summer camp as depicted by a million movies in the 80s that tried but failed to be better than Meatballs before it or Wet Hot American Summer after it: Send them outside and make those little shitheads breathe it all in. They need it. Anybody who whines has to go searching the lake for submersibles and/or former college football quarterbacks. Cub Scout/Wiebelow/Girl Scout Day Camp: Stay inside. They're not ready for it. Unless you have a Vigil order member of OA or somebody who grew up on Mercury, in which case, supervised outdoor time is alright. Jesus Camp: OUTSIDE SO THEY KNOW WHAT AWAITS THEM WHEN THEY DIE AFTER SPENDING ALL DAY LOOKING AT TIDDIES. Edit: They censored the pet name for breasts. I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  21. I think this smoke is killing me. We're at 185 right now and I've had a sore throat since it reappeared the other day and now my voice is gone. I talk for a living. Fuck me. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  22. Yeahhhh.. I was last at Camden Yards back in August of 2019 for a series with the Blue Jays. It was a make up ticket from a rain delay on Mother's day. It was 100 at first pitch. I wanted to die. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  23. This fucking smoke is pissing me off. Can't we just send a bunch of monkeys with fire extinguishers up to Nova Scotia and get this shit sorted out already? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  24. That's so weird that Todd township is the one that is labeled on that map. There's ten people in Todd. One house in neighboring Cass or Clay townships have twice that many people. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  25. So it's going to improve from total shit to just garbage? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
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