Jebman

Lots more rain on the way for the DMV. Look at the radar! Good luck to everyone.

You are going to need one if you live in the Mid Atlantic or the Southeast. Virginia, DMV Region, the Carolinas, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky and possibly Louisiana and Missouri. Texas is safely well west of The Plume and this is an extreme example of an east-based El Nino. Austin will get normal precip thru May 2027. That is to say, occasional drizzles and light rains and cold as shyte come Feb maybe a light icing. But the Southeast and Mid Atlantic - Do NOT be living near creeks and rivers. They will flood, some will be floods the likes of which no one can remember. Get an ark or build an ark. You're gonna need it! This is an historic Nino. It will bring torrential rains, over and over and over and over and over and over again. Soils will hypersaturate then the runoff will flood exuberantly, sweeping away people, cars, trucks, construction equipment, fences, houses big buildings and entire communities. Some places will remain underwater for weeks. This El Nino means serious, serious BUSINESS.

Hey guys I think it might be high time to start thinking about a 2026-2027 Record-breaking El Nino Part 2 topic! This puppy is going on nearly two hundred pages lol.

What you guys worried about? AI and advanced robots WILL change our world for the better. That is GOOD news for very young people. It is BAD news for me because this is all gonna happen well past my time. I know everything about what is coming BUT I am just too damned OLD. Maybe if I won a 2.7 billion dollar lottery, took the cash option, set up a directed trust, and got with some of Ray Kurzweil's doctors, maybe I'd see 2045 and have a shot and an incredibly long life. But I won't. The BIG year is 2050. General AI + advanced robots = all work done by robots, Humanity will be able to do whatever it wants. I was excited at first, but once I found out Musk is still trying to source 10000 parts for Optimus Robots, I realized we are looking at a 20 year time horizon at least. Poor Musk. It'll take him to 2038 just to have a workable robot that can do everything a human can do. Musk will amass 200 trillion dollars and will probably live for 10000 years but it will all come just a bit too late for me. It's gonna happen very soon and will be a super good ending for Man - but I was born about 15 years too early. I'll miss out. Darn. Many of you people who are in your 20s, 30s, 40s ---- You are likely going to live at least 500 years. Because all the incredible medical breakthroughs in the next 15-20 years, and you will still be young enough or at least still ALIVE. Now, if we had a Miracle. Musk makes incredible breakthroughs. We develop good gravity control, ACTIVE not passive gravity control, We make unprecedented medical breakthroughs, develop antiaging protocols, turn me back to about 39 when I am 68 in 2032, well I think I'd probably make it after all then I'd hit practical escape velocity along with probably billions of other people, Earth is crowded, I get to train in an off-planet field and have an all-new career, that could span hundreds, if not thousands of years...... It won't be me. But some of you WILL! Some of you, under those parameters, with enough time passing, you will be able to do it. You'll live as long as you want. You'll have children, grandkids, great grandkids, great great grandkids, great great great grandkids, and you will be as old as you want, for as long as you want. Many of you will travel the world then the galaxy in the future when we will have transports that can move at effectively hundreds of times the speed of light! Man I wish this could be me. But if you are young enough now, IT WILL BE YOU. One day the world will change naturally and you will be a part of it! I'll be cheering you guys on from wherever I am lol.

Hey folks in the DMV - Big brobdingnagian rain blob is moving inexorably YOUR way! It's gonna RAIN BUT GOOD on you all! Hey could ya please send some of that OUR way please? We got nuthin but a big 'ole Sonoran upper level RIDGE over Texas - and it's supposed to stay put thru early October with upper 90s every day, upper 70s to low 80s every night! Ugh!

Be careful what you wish for. We might get the Greenland Block plus the Nino moisture. Then look out DMV. That'd be a definitive, textbook George BM winter storm setup with people diggin' out for weeks.

There is a possibility that a tropical system near Baja California might develop into a Cat 3 Hurricane. I want a high end Cat 5, then all the moisture hits Texas. I crave for unprecedented moisture feeds from off the deep tropical Pacific and the Gulf of Mexico, plus my precious Caribbean Connection! I want catastrophic amounts of rain! I have an Ark. I'll be taking real time water level readings. I'd like to see at least 45 feet of water over the 1626/967 Intersection! BRING IT ON, SUPER NINO!

With all the chilly weather and cold rains falling in Wisconsin per my uncle, I think this could turn out to be some unusual Nino with a wet northern tier! And NO RAIN at all in Texas lol. What else is new.

More rain coming up from the south and possibly from the west-southwest as a Nino Late Summer/Autumn continues to unfold over the DMV

Oh, it's on the way. You're going to get your wish. Lots of cloudy synoptic stratiform rains, one after the other for months and months. This super nino has got the DMV's Name all over it, and the moisture Plume is pointed directly at the Southeast and the DMV Regions. You are going to get lots and lots and lots and lots of giant, Brobdingnagian synoptic rain shields this fall, winter and also well into the Spring of 2027.

Missed again. No surprise. Where's all the Moisture? It's over the Southeastern and Mid Atlantic. Not over Texas. Never will be. Not with this particular Nino. I am shyte outta luck. Man, I was shyte outta luck when I was born. I'm still shyte outta luck right now with no rain at all and torrential storms miles away. Austin is under progressive Desertification. The Southeast and the Mid Atlantic will turn into Waterworld. Just like the movie. Atlanta has several Flash Flood Warnings, some places are getting 3-5 inches of fresh, life-giving rainfall. I've been saying it. I've been saying it all this time. The Southeast is directly underneath that record moisture plume.

No surprise what is going on around Tallahassee right now: Plenty of torrential rain! The Southeast: One of the WORST places to be in a super el nino if you do not like major flooding and your beloved neighborhood written off. The PLUME will be residing directly over the Southeast. If you do not like flooding, get out NOW, while you still can. Head for Austin Texas. We won't have to worry about that nonsense over here. We are well west of the Nino's influences and hundreds of miles safely west of the Plume.

That rain going thru the DMV right now? It is part of a Conga Line of rain that extends clear to Oklahoma right now folks! Keep right on stackin' those Rain Tallies !

Those fronts are on their way. You guys are gonnabe so chilly so soon you won't believe it! And every front, every system that hits the CONUS is gonna go right thru you guys with rain and even more rain! And its gonnabe chilly!

The Nino is already smashing the heck out of the DMV! That Plume has got your alls Name right on it, and will drench the DMV with rain after rain after rain after rain right through July 2027! This is an East-Based Super Nino, and guess what DC'ers? You are RIGHT IN THE PATH OF IT! These storms will hit you again and again and again for at least the next 9 months! Pile on those Rain Tallies! I'll be looking on with Jealousy while we frantically try to conserve water! DC will NEVER have that problem!