Jebman

Its snowing in Colorado tonight! Up to 12 inches!! https://coloradoweathercam.com/boulder-colorado-weather-cams/ Mammoth got 3 inches last night! I am The Jebman. I ALWAYS know where to find the snow! Even in May!

Well I must admit, we got slammed by moderate rain overnight and today, and I got caught in some of that heavy rain in my car with the leaky roof. LMAO. I ended up with nearly 3 inches of fresh rain by late this afternoon.

Damn I'm a good forecaster in Texas. I was correct about tonight! The storm track is north. Storms and showers are tracking ENE just 20 miles north of us. Good for them. Some Texans will have a good green summer. We won't. Okay. Maybe next spring/summer. BIG yellow/red elements, hopped right over Buda, reformed just to our east. Par for the Course. We are going to dry out like Egyptian papyrus in the Valley of the Kings in 131 degree heat lol. We are going to run out of water, soon. Bank on it. Tomorrow in Buda: Partly Cloudy with ESE winds and highs right back in the humid 80s. Absolutely zero hope for us. We are done for until Fall and the record El Nino. San Antonio just got smashed by a giant orange rain filled radar element! Aleet! Aleet! Severe water rescues incoming! DAMN I'M JEALOUS!! Some of these radar returns are getting DEEP PURPLE! UH-OH! Better have a tornado shelter!! South of San Antonio, several bowling balls made up of solid angry dark purple are rolling right along smashing numerous communities with super heavy rainfalls stacking up rain tallies to ridiculous levels. What I would give for training like that! I'd be trained right up and in fine form with better than a foot of fresh rain, while I get to watch parts of Rt 967 wash away along with lots and lots of expensive construction equipment! Usually I am too far south for heavy life giving rain. Tonight, I am too far north of heavy life giving rain. I can't ever win, because I am so practiced at losing! Lucy is in fine form tonight, pulling every good rainstorm from under us at the very last moment, time and again! DAMN it again! 130am yet another huge yellow blob just missed us to the south. Wow, I am too far north for rain here. Gotta move south, gotta move south. As of 2.17am local time areas about 14 miles south of Buda are under frantic Flood Warnings. These communities have received 2-4 inches of life giving rain and MUCH MORE is on the way!!!!! See what I mean? Buda and Hays are the most CURSED communities in Texas! We get missed so much! By now, we should have gotten one or two of these storms but we are the most statistically unlucky places in the south US.

The forecast for south central Texas is a rational and good forecast. However, the forcing has consistently been located in a ribbon in between Austin and Waco all day long. This ribbon of forcing WILL NOT SHIFT SOUTH ever through mid November, when a record strong Nino will flood Texas with record 57 million year rains to my eternal delight. I live on a hill and I will then watch everyone get washed away. Buda will see about 483 small drops of rain tonight. That's all. But if you live between Austin and Waco, uh-oh.... But that will NOT happen in May, June, July, August or September this year. This fall things will change dramatically. There is also a mechanism that has been controlling weather in North America that will be dismantled this fall and that will radically alter weather in North America starting especially in 2027. The winter of 2026-2027 may resemble a severe Little Ice Age because of that. I have had an inside track on that matter for 2 years. Any of you ever see the TV series The Expanse? Would you believe it is TRUE? I have an inside track on that. Public will be hearing about that very soon. It is going to absolutely emotionally destroy many people. Not me though. I love dystopian scifi, ESPECIALLY when it comes true! The Times, They Are A-Changing so damn much it is beyond anything anyone in our time is even capable of imagining! But I am absolutely LOVING ALL OF IT! Let's see folks, the possibility of Earth a Kardashev 2.3 civilization in 30 years is a real possibility. I can deal with that. Can you? I can keep up with exponential logarithmic geometric change in technological and societal terms. I can do that in my sleep! About everyone else, I am not so sure.

North Texas is going to get severely waterboarded the next three days. Some people will get caught in the flooding and drown. I do not need to worry about that in Buda. All of the rain has been consistently north. It will stay north. I will get 23,865 mist droplets tomorrow total - less than one four thousand ninety sixths of an inch of life giving rain. We're in a record drought. It's going to make 2011 down here look like a cool fall day in January. We will get missed by the rain followed by 45 billion year record heat. We're going to set heat records this summer that are gonna make the Sahara look like Mammoth Mountain in January 2023. We'll get missed by the heavy rain. Bank on it. You'll be richer than your wildest dreams of avarice. Beneficial rain HATES Buda. Every time.

It's only 87 degrees in Buda. Nice mild summer day. BUT, the DEWPOINT is 75 degrees. We are getting this stuff early this year. It's truly ugh out there!

Mammoth and Palisades are getting demolished by snow; Mammoth has about 10 inches of new freshies with another 14 expected tonight. https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam

It's 58/57 here in Buda with light rain. We have had nearly 3 inches the past 48 hours and are closing in on 10 inches of rain for the year. Might just be catching up to Dale City lol. Lawn is gonna go bonkers, but we got more water in the ground.

Don't look now but Mammoth and Palisades may be looking at another 18 inches of snow as another April snowstorm takes aim on the Sierra.

We are seeing rain today in Buda, only 56 degrees nice cool weather and more rain developing to the southwest and then hitting us, piling up and padding totals. I've seen 1.3 today, a half inch yesterday now up to nearly 9 inches on the year. Uh-oh I may be catching up to Northern Virginia rain totals lol.

Wow The Times, They Are A-Changin'!!!! The next three months are gonnabe very interesting! One day I might come back to N VA and the DMV, a hell of a lot YOUNGER, ready to jebwalk and dig immense amounts of snow again! There are a TON of people in West Virginia and in Dale City who know what I am talking about when I say I will be hitting lebs again and keeping records the same way I did in Dec 2010 at Charles Town! Some day, probably about 4 years from now, I'll be back. I'm 62 years old, and in all seriousness, I am probably likely less barely a quarter to a third of the way through my life. The times baby, they are really really changing in an incredibly big way for all of us!

The entire summer is probably gonna go full-on aggro.

Dale City hit 91 degrees today! You guys are 25 degrees above normal! Normal high is 66, normal low is 45.

Wow Dale City hit 88 degrees today? Your normal high temperature is 66 degrees!

This was an A winter in Buda. 1.5 inches of sleet and freezing rain and one high of 26 degrees, three nights lows near 15 degrees. It does not take much to have an A-grade winter in these parts because our average high/low in January is 59/41.