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About Jebman

- Birthday 03/16/1964
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Four Letter Airport Code For Weather Obs (Such as KDCA)
KEWX
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Gender
Male
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Location:
Austin/Buda, TX
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Interests
Torrential snow, extreme cold, blowing and drifting snow, copywriting, keyword research, persona development, rainmaker content, podcasting and content media/marketing, I am now a 5D Enthusiast and absolutely LOVE Generation Z tracks such as Playboi Carti, Ken Carson, Backend_Caughtem, Kodak Black, The Weeknd and numerous others! I am CONSTANTLY BLASTING Gen Z and Millenial Tracks! Many of them now remind me of snow!
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You'll take your chances. You'll get up the next morning and have to tunnel out your window because of all the snow! That's what we mean by getting JanuBuried lol
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2009 - 2010 was unbelievable. I never saw so much snow in Dale City back when I lived there, and I got to go to Charles Town back in 2009-10 and I got to see SO DAMN MUCH SNOW IT WAS RIDICULOUS! I was taking so many pictures of it with my phone! I was also 'stealing other people's snow' at 3am over there, jebwalking in drifts literally over my head and wallowing around like a true blue snow weenie! This obsessive walking is one reason why I am so crippled today, I can barely walk anymore.
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Houston is getting storms originating from Bertha's circulation. Maybe this bodes better for Buda in a few days! Those organized storms are only 130 miles East-southeast from Buda!!!!!! I want my flooding rains BAD, far BADDER then Michael Jackson!! I crave to see that water level rise so bad!
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Hey meteorologists on here, I would like to politely request that EWX consider going ahead and hoisting an Extreme Heat Warning for North Hays County in Texas just for July 23, tomorrow. Highs will top out 100 degrees and dewpoints may well be in the lower to middle 70s. Today, July 22, we topped out at 102 degrees and it turned out that our dewpoint was 76. This means that locally here in Buda at the height of the heat this afternoon it felt like at least 119 degrees, perhaps the very low end of the 120s. This is serious heat even down here and we have hundreds of construction workers at it all day in Buda and Kyle, especially seeing that our region is now developing faster than places like Dubai in the UAE. The tech boom will be centered in Austin Texas and soon this region will have millions more people, especially as we really ramp up the Optimus iterations 3 - 5 General AI and Super AI robots in 2 years. Just a request. If there is an Extreme Heat package in place sometimes they will let those workers off earlier. (Maybe).
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I am jealous! Because of the weather, and because I grew up with Fleetwood Mac tracks! Many of them remind me of big snowstorms!
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Buda is currently 100 degrees with a 76 degree dewpoint. This means it feels like it's 116 degrees in the shade! It topped out at 102 degrees, which means then the heat index felt like 119 or 120 degrees earlier!
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2026-2027 Super El Nino
Jebman replied to Stormchaserchuck1's topic in Weather Forecasting and Discussion
Typhoon, Please post a hell of a lot more! I have always enjoyed reading your discourses! Love it! Post a LOT more! -
CONGRATS everyone!
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Houston better look out for lots of rain. Buda, not so much. Bertha's center of circulation is now progged to pass well east of me. This means no rain and highs around 108 degrees ambient, not counting humidity. Better build a lot of Arks Houston and Louisiana! You're gonna need 'em! Not to worry. We got us a record Nino on tap and strengthening and I'll get plenty of flooding rains between now and May 2027.
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As of 121am Texas time July 21, Bertha is disorganized. Most of the precip is south of the center of circulation. This puppy needs to be monitored. With any luck she will reach hurricane status and continue lumbering slowly westward toward Texas where I hope she will move in and take up a happy productive residence swirling around for a week about 40-50 miles southwest of Buda. We are parched and need more rain. I'd love it if Bertha would please spin me up some highly efficient tropical rainbands then train them right over the Austin/Buda Corridor for days on end. I'd love to see the Plum Creek rise right over Rt 1626 and 967. I'd walk down there with my old snow ruler and take water level readings, while blasting the latest Gen Z tracks on my headphones! Another thing I crave for is to get so much heavy efficient tropical rain, that all the water storage facilities scattered all over Buda and Kyle would get filled right to the brim, even overflowing and running down the streets! I'd definitely enjoy a truly EPIC jebwalk!
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Come ON, Bertha. Get nice and strong. Get overloaded with tons of tropical moisture from the Gulf. Move nice and slow, lumber along then make a beautiful landfall in Texas then come to rest southwest of Buda, about 40 miles away. Then pull those graceful, water-laden rainbands right over Buda, enable me to enjoy torrential ultra-efficient rainfall to pile up inches in a very short time over ground that has really not had time to dry out. Take your time weakening, and if you can, please pretty please pull a Harvey on us in Texas right over Buda!!!!!!!! This is a wonderful place for you to visit, Bertha, and you're VERY welcome here! Come to papa...... I love El Nino with all my rain weenie heart!
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I hope that TD2 now in the Gulf of Mexico tracks west right into south central Texas then gets stuck about 40 miles SW of Buda, then proceeds to pull in feeder bands of torrential training rains in off the Gulf for days. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU CONSIDER HARDLY ANY MEANINGFUL GROUND DRYING WILL HAVE A CHANCE! Already, I have seen water catchment depressions carrying water all over the landscape!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah baby! We are going to have a BIG year for lots of rains in Texas!!!! I am a SICK PUP. But I crave a 50 degree Celsius El Nino. It's starting!
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2026-2027 Super El Nino
Jebman replied to Stormchaserchuck1's topic in Weather Forecasting and Discussion
Hell Yeah! Let's go set us a 300,000 year record with this Nino! I want to get so much rain in Texas! I want moisture feeds straight from the Equator and storm systems to just stall over south central Texas for days and days and days and days! I want a truly BROBDINGNAGIAN amount of rain from this thru June 2027! -
2026-2027 Super El Nino
Jebman replied to Stormchaserchuck1's topic in Weather Forecasting and Discussion
Man I wish they had a live webcam - They make Mammoth Ski Resort look like the DMV in a La Nada winter. I am SOOOOOOOO damn Jealous of all their snow. I'd love to kick back on a Texas lawn chair on their ski parking lot and watch that snow pile up all around me lol. -
i hope you guys get some rain to knock that crap down.
