Jebman

This is EPIC sig material!

I deleted this post. It belonged in politics. Sorry everyone, bad judgment on my part.

I know people are gonna say I TOLD YOU SO to me about this, and rightly so. I deserve this. ITS MARCH 4. ITS STILL WINTER LMAO! Today it is 85/68. That's a 68 degree dewpoint in early March, at a time when our normal low is 46. Dews should be running ~ 46-56. Welcome to La Nina in the Spring! La Nina in Texas is Hell HOT and HELL HUMID, with some dewpoints approaching the upper 80s at times. That's New Delhi INDIA- magnitude humidity! This is going to be a full on summer kind of Spring in south central Texas. Summer is going to be 2011-magnitude times a couple decillion. Might as well drop a couple thermonuclear missiles at us. Maybe Iran will. COLD FRONTS IN BUDA HAVE BEEN REPEALED until Christmas 2026. Rain will be scarce. Water is going to be far more valuable than Bitcoin, Silver and Gold put together. It's been real nice knowin y'all. I am not going to make it to July 1 2026. I am going to get burned alive by that damn SUN, and/or suffer a FATAL STROKE from 90/88 conditions while I try to work outside. G-d KNOWS I am super overweight which is one reason I can't walk very well, plus BAD BAD LEROY BROWN KNEE PROBLEMS, baddest knees in the whole damn town, badder than old King Kong, meaner and more painful than a junkyard dog. That's why those 85 dewpoints are definitely gonna kill me DEADER than a proverbial doornail. Writing's on the Wall. I know it. You know it. The entire town of Buda, Texas knows it. They've watched my health go straight down like a screaming aerodynamic CRASH right into a flaming dumpster. Just in the past 6 months. Tell ya what folks. I'll do my best to die like a Texan.

They just might get it.

Gulf of Mexico means bisnass. Warm humid air is in place with highs every day 80-86 degrees. SSE winds gust to 20-34 mph. Oak leaves are EVERYWHERE and I am getting sick and tired of sweeping them with the damn broom. But the weather is excellent.

Mid Morch snow is fun. 2014 was incredible. I got 8 inches of snow in mid Morch that year, in Dale City. But this mid Morch Cleveland Park will get 20 inches from a rare mid-Morch blizzard that somehow manages to stall off the equivalent of the DC Benchmark and the TROWAL will pour torrential snow for 30 hours straight.

Nice forecast, George BM! "Unseasonably warm and humid conditions remain in place throughout the region early this afternoon with upper 70s to mid 80s surface temps and low to mid 60s dewpoints." These are the kinds of conditions we have been savoring for at least 2 weeks down in south central Texas. Gulf of Mexico is OPEN FOR WARM WEATHER BISNASS! 84/63 conditions are the name of the Game down here and we go straight up from here on out!

Mammoth is getting moderate to heavy snows!! They have 1-2 inches! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge They keep turning the building lights on and off.

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The Sierras are global warmed. I'll have to go live in Antarctica. That place would NEVER let me down. Or Greenland. Both places have at least 5000 to 10000 feet of ice with deep snow on top. I am so sick of this overly hot planet. I like Texas HOT, but not my favorite snow resorts. IT'S GETTING BAD when you start thinking about Antarctica! You know whats the WORST thing though. All that fresh powder in the Sierras! They had 5 to 10 feet of pow. It's all slushed up. Damn. Heavy rain plus high winds and highs near 50 degrees. Poor Mammoth. Now it's the Slushpuppy Resort.

Even the Sierra just had a rainstorm with low 40s. The entire mountain is a slushbomb. Highs next few days low 50s lows in the 40s damn even the high Sierras are in full Spring. In late Feb. Rivers are roaring.

We got us a Winnah.

Unbelievable storm all up and down the Eastern Seaboard. CONGRATS ! Those Providence amounts almost resemble a good storm cycle at Mammoth Mtn Ski Resort.

Yeah I talked about the snow on Storm2K, but I think I was just a bit too crazy for them. So I got thrown out lmao. That was years ago. Hah ha now I LIVE in Texas, I think S2K is based in Houston or somewhere else in the Deep South. I was discussing I guess the effects of cold on the body during a jebwalk, then the way it felt during some milder weather. Pretty interesting, I listed it on one of my other boards, will probably record the entire thing on one of the boards and on one of my wikis. Nomz, I had completely forgotten about that. Thanks for re posting it!