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Jebman

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About Jebman

  • Birthday 03/16/1964

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    Austin/Buda, TX
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    Torrential snow, extreme cold, blowing and drifting snow, copywriting, keyword research, persona development, rainmaker content, podcasting and content media/marketing.

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  1. Jebman

    Winter 2025-26

    That could be. I'd love to see another 1977 in the East, but with a massive side of 2013-2014. I am just dying to see you guys get snowed in so many times while getting such frigid air, piling up the pack storm after storm after storm after storm, until your arms fall off from digging so much snow in a real life version of an incredible Jebman/George BM type low sun season with absolutely NO MERCY, snow so damn deep in the DC metropolitan region that shoveled canyons actually collapse from too much snow on the sides from piled up snow.
  2. Jebman

    Winter 2025-26

    Well given this output, we just might need to upgrade the panic room. Damn that is so bad for the Western ski resorts. Mammoth may be bare ground all winter. I'll be begging for a reaping. Do me a rendition of being on the 105th Floor in the North Tower and goin down with the building on September 11 2001 while clinging to the outside trying to get some fresh air........ Sure I am terminally morbid about so many things lol.
  3. It means you guys are gonna get five straight Benchmark Blizzards along with a winter to remember.
  4. Jebman

    Winter 2025-26

    It's gonnabe a 2013-2014 Winter in the DC metropolitan region. Get the diggin shovels ready. Get ready to be watching models for months.
  5. Thank, 87Storms! I remember those blizzards in Jan 1987! That's a story in itself! Why haven't they red-tagged YOU yet?!
  6. Congrats, WxUSAF! You win. I came in dead last lmao. I hand the Torch to Thee! Excellent Job! BTW, snow levels at Mammoth are gonnabe falling to 10,800 feet tonight Sept 11 2025. Already wearing out my finger from hitting refresh!
  7. Hey Rhino16, thank you very much! Why haven't they red-tagged you yet?
  8. Possibly some more rain today in Buda. Rain to the west as I am coming back from delivering in San Marcos this morning prompted me to cover the car. They are expecting 2 to 4 additional inches probably in San Marcos south today. I am expecting a quarter to half inch and will be content, even with a sixteenth of an inch.
  9. Jebman

    Winter 2025-26

    North Balti's gonna cash in this winter. So will you and nearly everyone else in this here sub.
  10. Just wanted to say to the meteorologists on here, you guys are doing a great job with the system working thru south central Tex right now. You are forecasting 1-3 possible today, 1-2 possible tomorrow. I personally saw a third of an inch. Thats reasonable. Great job. Have a good day today, and an even better one tomorrow.
  11. I cherish the one time I got reaped. Never felt better. Almost better than if I ever got to hang out with Ashley B. Its really a cryin shame WxWeather007 retired. Reapers never retire. But then, we all know this winter is gonnabe like '13-'14 and '09-'10 in one unbelievably Brobdingnagian frigid incredibly snowy Day After Tomorrow scenario, right into late April in DCA.
  12. Shortening days I think is what does it, but cooling temps don't hurt. Man I miss those leaf colors so much. All leaves do in Texas is turn brown like a Thanksgiving turkey.
  13. Eagles will crush the Cowboys. MD will get crushed by heavy snow.
  14. So many times Kyle Texas steals all of our rightful rain. They'd get 3 inches of torrential rain then I get home to Buda, 7 miles north and frackin' NADA. Everything is brown as a Thanksgiving turkey. I am getting sick as ebola of this damn drought. You know whats the worst part? No hope for hurricanes in the western gulf of mexico. Not with that brobdingnagian semipermanent trough in the East. It's never gonna rain again in Buda. I am almost out of water. At the rate this is going, I am soon gonnabe forced to drink my damn piss just to survive like Bear Grylls in Africa.
  15. No we won't. Panic Room will close down in despair while everyone in the Mid Atlantic has a sore back from shoveling too much deep snow.
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