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Another item the DMV should be aware of: More rain may impact the DC Region on Tuesday afternoon dropping even more water on already saturated ground! This is a truly Jebman type scenario! I LOVE floods and rising water! That's why I spend hours studying and even worshiping the iconic Ft Myers Inundation video on Sep 28, 2022 of the Lani Kai Island Resort. For four fun filled hours, Estero Blvd became a wonderfully fun enjoyable marine channel! That region got smashed by the eyewall which blew fifteen feet of Gulf waters over extremely shallow bathymetry onto the Lani Kai Resort where two storm chasers affixed a camera which recorded the entire spectacle, which I absolutely love to admire every chance I get! I love rising waters, I adore flooding, which is one massive reason I love severe excessive Ninos, because they bring torrential rains to the South and East. 1996-1997 was a fun fest. I was out jebwalking in it, and revelling in rain storm after rain storm after rain storm after rain storm!

Tug is going to get buried alive in snow. Some of that epic Nino moisture may manage to get up there and it will be all snow there and tons of it! You better get ten Jebman Shovels and five top-shelf Snow blowers!

It's not going to fall apart. It will pad your totals from earlier today. ALEET ALEET DMV REGION! THE RECORD EL NINO IS ALREADY RAVAGING THE MID ATLANTIC! CHECK OUT YOUR FAVORITE RADARS RIGHT NOW! GET YOUR RAIN CATCHING CONTAINERS OUT THERE! NO SLANT STICKING, NOW! This fall and winter, the DC Area will NOT be lame and boring no more. It will be rain after rain after rain after rain. I think your region could see 200 inches of rain by March 2027. A record east-based Nino has got Washington DC written all over it! This is a 6C Nino! It's going to roid up that STJ and it will show NO MERCY! BOTH Gulf of Mexico and Pacific moisture will get involved! At times, these moisture feeds will originate in the tropical Pacific! Both the Mid Atlantic and the Southeastern States will get drowned alive throughout the low sun season with absolutely NO MERCY at all! It starts NOW, and I am cheering this on with all my rain weenie heart! Even though Texas will be completely missed this time around (primarily because this particular Nino Event is so east-based) There is really no reason why I should not be happily cheering this event on over the Southeastern and Mid Atlantic States through July 2027! There is nothing better on earth, than rising water provoked by excessive rains on supersaturated ground!

ALEET ALEET MID ATLANTIC!! RECORD EL NINO STRIKES AGAIN AT 334AM VIRGINIA TIME! MORE STORMS ABOUT TO SMASH RIGHT INTO THE DMV IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! Check out your radars right now! Torrential rains are incoming! Record EL NINO isn't on the way! For the DMV, it's already here!! And I am frackin' JEALOUS right now! My lawn is brown and crackly, and the El Nino is gonna miss Texas!

I am changing my expectations for the Nino. It's a record Nino, and extremely east-based. This means that places like central Texas will experience normal autumn and winter rains. Which would be near zero. I'll be lucky to get an inch in drizzle by August 2027. If you happen to live in places like the Carolinas, Georgia, Florida, (the southern Gulf states excluding Texas, we are too far west for this one) southern plains states, Tenn, Kentucky, places like those, catastrophic flooding will reign supreme for months. Some places to the north will get shellacked with deep snow on top of the flooding. The mid Atlantic states are already getting some rain associated with the Nino. This will worsen as we move into Sept, Oct, Nov, it will be rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain. Every front will slow down and a low will form along it and that low will be loaded with so much rain! It'll be a long broken record by Christmas. I am so jealous of Georgia and Alabama. You guys are gonna need arks. Big ones. It's never gonna stop raining. Don't like rain? Move to Austin. We'll be high and dry, especially in the 2027-2028 Mega Nina. And hot as hell.

Because this record Nino is so far east-based, I have a sneaking suspicion that it is going to be the southeastern US with ridiculous amounts of rain, while southwestern communities such as those in Texas will only be slightly above normal. There are always unpleasant truths in all our lives, and in my life that unpleasant truth is that all my falls, winters and springs shall be pretty dry and rain-free. Even in a 1000-year Nino. But look out if you live in a place like Atlanta. They might get 130 inches of rain by March 2027. Philadelphia will probably get hit by record amounts of snow this winter! This will be YOUR winter, PhiEaglesfan!!

I love the forecast for south central Texas: Wetter than normal and stormy! Bring on that Pacific firehose of rain! I am actually thinking of changing my name here to Floodman! Here's to hoping for truly EPIC Brobdingnagian amounts of rain this autumn, winter on well into spring 2027!

I hope with all my rain weenie heart, that this is IS INDEED the very WORST Nino in 1000 years! Because if it is, no matter how east-based this thing turns out to be, Texas will get very very wet indeed! And, I will be the happiest man on earth! BRING ON THAT TROPICAL PACIFIC FRESHWATER FIREHOSE! Solder that puppy FULL-ON! I want to watch those water levels rise, and to be able to say at long last, This is beginning to remind me of Ian in Ft Myers in 2022 !!!!! Or of Harvey back in 2017 !!!!

Couldn't have said this better myself. Stock up on grub, IPA's, shovels and salt. This could be bigger than anything ever experienced before in the Mid Atlantic.

I have a question: If this record Nino goes very very very very very far east-based, does this mean places far west like Texas will end up missing out of some or most of the rain? Someone in an earlier post stated the Nino will be extremely far east-based, and the convection will follow it OUCH! That, does not sound very good for all of us DRY PARCHED TEXANS. Man that would be a massive BUMMER. Because I crave floods Floods FLOODS FLOODS!!!!

You are HARD CORE! It's only Aug 1 and ALREADY JONESING for heavy snows!

Every little chance of rain, weaknesses in the subtropical ridge, and frontal boundaries, are dumping rain on us. We had a 10 percent chance of a weak frontal boundary this afternoon. Well guess what we got smacked by 1.3 inches of torrential rain. Now we are up to 35.7 inches. Hard to believe nearly 3 FEET by early August down here!

Dale City got 27 inches of snow from GB16 (The Great Blizzard of 2016). Back in those days I could still dig snow. I ended up digging lots of people out. Many of my neighbors asked me to, several of them remarked about how I wanted all the snow and one even asked for Jebman Standards lmao.

Extending that Y-axis is extremely good news for me. BRING IT THE HELL ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you saying the Nino will hit 12 C ? if so I am just elated! That should ROID up that STJ so much that Texas will resemble Waterworld in places!!! There is nothing in this world that gladdens my heart more, than watching that water level rise from a flood! Watching water levels rise in Ft Myers Beach from Ian truly gladdened my heart. I have watched this shweet vid probably hundreds of times! I LOVE storm surge!!! The transformation between 1:00:00 and 1:30:00 was so fascinating! I loved this ENTIRE VID! I am absolutely IN SUBLIME LOVE with the STORM SURGE!