Jebman

Just remember, Super Nino, TONS of moisture, add cold and the entire Sub gets snowed under but good. That's all you need to know. Get Jebman Shovels, beer, IPA's, food stocked up and enjoy!

I hope with all my weenie heart, that this is the very worst, the strongest BROBDINGNAGIAN EL NINO in 4.6 million years! I want my rain! I NEVER GET ENOUGH! I want the DMV to get buried ALIVE in snow and Texas to turn into Waterworld!

Hey, DMV! There is a truckload of torrential rain coming up from the Southeast! I hope you guys get demolished by those rains! It would sure help your drought and cool things down!

NOPE, no rest for the heat-weary. It hit 95 degrees THIS LATE in the day, 5.52pm, and the dewpoint is back at 82 and we have a heat index of 119 degrees. It's HELL out there today folks. No mercy at all. None.

This is unbelievable. Now it is 94 degrees ambient temperature, alongside an 82 degree dewpoint. It feels like 118 degrees in the shade. I left the house damn it was like getting hit by a crematorium blast lol. It is so doggone HUMID that I can't cool down in the shade in the breezeway. It is just too hot and humid. 94/82 is NO JOKE, folks. Be damn GLAD you don't live in this sweatbox of a state. Pretty good possibility we strike a 120 degree heat index today. UGH I am going thru 9.5 ph alkaline water like a hot horse in Egypt in August. OH WAIT! It's only June 18! Update 5.05pm Texas time, Temperature topped out at 94. The apparent temperature never got worse than 118. Dewpoint is 81. Heat index is only 116.

BE GLAD YOU ARE NOT IN TEXAS right now. It is 91 degrees. That's really not so bad. That's below average. But that DEWPOINT is 80 degrees and it is NOT going down. It may rise with time. It feels like 111 degrees. Its gonnabe even hotter today. The forecast is for 98. With an 80 DP that may boost our apparent temperature to near 120. Deep South Texas is expecting apparent temperatures late this afternoon to top out near 124 degrees. The wind helps not at all. It is about 7 mph out of the South Southeast. EDIT at 2.23pm Texas local time - 92 degrees with an 81 degree dewpoint! Apparent temperature is 115 degrees. I'm out working in this miasma. I'm fading fast. Been real nice knowin' y'all. It's been a good ride so far.

I will be satisfied with my paltry half inch of rain tonight. I don't mind drying up in Buda like the mayas of old. I actually love it. But what is getting my goat so damn bad tonight, is the fact that the NWS in their infinite wisdom placed a green Flood Warning box with the fucking boundary over my backyard. I do NOT get the privilege of actually BEING INCLUDED IN THE GREEN WARNING BOX. NEVER. Kerr Valley is going to get twelve inches overnight. No doubt about it. Yeah. I knew it. I am going to be missed by the storm cycle. Floods do NOT like Buda. I wish I lived in Cherrapunji, India. They get 1,050 inches of rain a year. HERE'S TO HOPING WITH ALL MY HEART, THAT THE FRONT STALLS RIGHT OVER MY BACKYARD IN BUDA, LADEN WITH HYPER-EFFICIENT TORRENTIAL SHOWERS! FOR DAYS. Yeah I am a sick pup. I wanna watch those water levels rise on Rt 1626 as Plum Creek rises about 35 feet Precipitable Waters are 2.4 inches overhead. Yeah this is slightly humid tropical air.

I'd pay more taxes for that big red glob to sit on Buda for ten hours at 4 inches of rain per hour! I want to watch the water rise!

It's 83 degrees with a dewpoint of 78. We've had a couple tenths of an inch of rain down here, but the main heavy rain appears to be smashing the hell out of Waco and north. Those guys will get 8 inches plus. We're a bit too far south to get the heavy rain. We needed to dry out anyway. There are going to be a ton of frantic water rescues later tonight Waco north into Dallas, Trinity River is gonnabe on the Rampage! You guys in the DMV are gonna get flooded out too! Lots of storms headed your way!

Yeah it is challenging outside right now. Light wind out of the southeast, sun blazing, and 79 dews alongside 90 degree ambient temps. I'm outside happily weeding, weeding weeds that keep growing right back, often within 48 hours. These conditions really are seriously detrimental to those working outside. Pazzo, find air conditioning. You don't have to be out in this. I do and I am in it often, but you should just find a cool place like a theater. Backrooms is pretty good. Watch every movie. That's a lot better than roasting in this miasma of a spring day down here.

Partly cloudy down here in Buda with rain showers around, pleasant 87 degrees BUT with a dewpoint of 79 degrees. UGH! Dewpoints here are beginning to average in the upper 70s most days.

90/77 down here, nice comfortable heat index of 104.

TIMING. Time the cold with the anomalous moisture associated with a super nino episode you have a brobdingnagian blizzard for DCA and the entire sub.

I feel ya - on every point. The entire Austin Metropolitan Region is absolutely exploding with construction right now! Millions of tech people are flooding in and traffic is a catastrophe - every day. Even Sunday. You gotta keep on looking. Never presume drivers have common sense. Many of them are texting or sexting and gawd only knows what else these days! You gotta keep looking! People down here just love pulling right in front of other drivers, often with no signaling at all. It's getting ridiculous. And outright DANGEROUS. When you're not dodging rogue floods, you're dodging rogue drivers.

Make no mistake about it. El Nino is ramping up. Right now, Midwest is getting soaked. Next week, at a time when the subtropical ridge should be established over south central Texas, yet ANOTHER storm cycle will be dumping even more torrential rains down on our communities. It will get worse. This is going to evolve into a super strength El Nino. They will not be calling the summer of '26 the Summer of 2026. They will be calling it the HARD RAIN of 2026. Autumn will be worse. Chillier than normal, with rain upon rain upon rain upon rain. Get used to lots of flood watches and warnings. Put your homes up on stilts. Better yet - Build an ARK. You're gonna need it! DO NOT HEAD FOR THE MOUNTAINS. That will be the worst place to be in this. Orographic precipitation enhancement will destroy many communities.. Man, this summer is beginning to read like a George BM intro to this thread every month. Oh wait, summer is still about eleven days away......