Jebman

I really hope against hope that Fall 2026 is one of the very WORST SUPER NINOs on Record. Maybe a ten billion year Super Nino. I want rain so bad now, I wish we would get a Harvey that would be located about 50 miles southwester from Buda and spin for four weeks, pulling truly Brobdingnagian amounts of moisture out of the Gulf of Mexico, with persistent rain rates in excess of 3 inches per hour for days on end. I don't care how many people are impacted. I want my waters so bad. I crave rain so bad. I want quagmires 20 feet deep! I would not mind 600 inches between Sept 2026 and April 2027. Every storm is missing us. We're so desperate. Dallas has had 9 inches already. I've seen this before. We are heading right into a Super 2011, hell heat and absolutely no meaningful rain to be had.

Stevens Pass is going to get 2 to 4 FEET of fresh snow! https://www.stevenspass.com/the-mountain/mountain-conditions/mountain-cams.aspx

Wow you guys hit 85 today? That is THIRTY DEGREES ABOVE THE AVG for Dale City! Man this is gonnabe a super HOT summer! N VA beat us in the high temperature department today, 85 degrees, Buda only eked out 82 lmao

An immense thunderstorm cell is moving at about 90 mph straight toward Buda, should smash into us at 920pm CDT. It would bring wind gusts over 110 mph, 4 inch gorilla hails and strong tornadoes. Just in case I don't make it... It's been real nice knowin y'all. I've had a good life. The only regret I have is missing out on the post-scarcity scenario by 2029, and unbelievable life extension possibilities by 2031. Some of you will see 2131. Spans will become open-ended. It's too bad this storm is going to end me for good. It's moving way too fast. Post Edit - Storm will miss just to the north but wind gusts from it as it blasts by could still be damaging. Post Post Edit - Buda may get grazed a little, but Austin is going to take a direct hit. This is a Particularly Dangerous Storm. Hazards include very large hail, wind gusts to 80 mph, torrential rain and an isolated strong tornado. People and animals outside will be seriously injured. Expect damage to roofs, vehicles, trees from large hail and from wind impacts. Looks now as though this is elongating and will probably smash North Austin, or between Austin and Round Rock thank g-d. That was a close, close shave for Buda. That hail would have smashed my poor old car to scrap, to say nothing of all the poor miniature donkeys. I am so dirt poor it would have taken me at least 4 years to get even a scrap car. Post post post edit - Excellent news - Weakening Trend. Track will be well northwester from Buda and weakening. phew !

Wow guys I am getting my daily weather readings right now. You hit 74 today? A LOW of 66 degrees? YOUR NORMALS ARE 52/33!!! That low is THIRTY DEGREES ABOVE NORMAL! Welcome to the thermal trough! It hit us too!

You guys are on the east side of the trough. Some places in PA today hit 80, with DP's near 60!!!!! Their avgs are 42/25. This is highly anomalous. You are probably going to need to watch out for severe weather.

You guys are gonna get LOTS of interesting severe weather this season.

You guys are gonna get LOTS of interesting severe weather this season.

I am no meteorologist, and I am also no expert hobbyist. But what are the chances of the eastern US getting impacted by a second SSW in March? Could there be another wave of extreme cold weather in the Eastern US and could that bring more snows to the Mid Atlantic this month?

This is EPIC sig material!

I deleted this post. It belonged in politics. Sorry everyone, bad judgment on my part.

I know people are gonna say I TOLD YOU SO to me about this, and rightly so. I deserve this. ITS MARCH 4. ITS STILL WINTER LMAO! Today it is 85/68. That's a 68 degree dewpoint in early March, at a time when our normal low is 46. Dews should be running ~ 46-56. Welcome to La Nina in the Spring! La Nina in Texas is Hell HOT and HELL HUMID, with some dewpoints approaching the upper 80s at times. That's New Delhi INDIA- magnitude humidity! This is going to be a full on summer kind of Spring in south central Texas. Summer is going to be 2011-magnitude times a couple decillion. Might as well drop a couple thermonuclear missiles at us. Maybe Iran will. COLD FRONTS IN BUDA HAVE BEEN REPEALED until Christmas 2026. Rain will be scarce. Water is going to be far more valuable than Bitcoin, Silver and Gold put together. It's been real nice knowin y'all. I am not going to make it to July 1 2026. I am going to get burned alive by that damn SUN, and/or suffer a FATAL STROKE from 90/88 conditions while I try to work outside. G-d KNOWS I am super overweight which is one reason I can't walk very well, plus BAD BAD LEROY BROWN KNEE PROBLEMS, baddest knees in the whole damn town, badder than old King Kong, meaner and more painful than a junkyard dog. That's why those 85 dewpoints are definitely gonna kill me DEADER than a proverbial doornail. Writing's on the Wall. I know it. You know it. The entire town of Buda, Texas knows it. They've watched my health go straight down like a screaming aerodynamic CRASH right into a flaming dumpster. Just in the past 6 months. Tell ya what folks. I'll do my best to die like a Texan.

They just might get it.

Gulf of Mexico means bisnass. Warm humid air is in place with highs every day 80-86 degrees. SSE winds gust to 20-34 mph. Oak leaves are EVERYWHERE and I am getting sick and tired of sweeping them with the damn broom. But the weather is excellent.

Mid Morch snow is fun. 2014 was incredible. I got 8 inches of snow in mid Morch that year, in Dale City. But this mid Morch Cleveland Park will get 20 inches from a rare mid-Morch blizzard that somehow manages to stall off the equivalent of the DC Benchmark and the TROWAL will pour torrential snow for 30 hours straight.