Jebman

WHOA Charles Town is up to 17.5 inches of rain! Those folks may soon be leading the entire nation in rain tallies! They have gone up 4 inches in the last three days. It looks like Charles Town, W Va and Binghamton, NY are gonnabe battlin' it on out for who has the most rain this year. It's official! Binghamton has edged Buda out of contention! The Score is Binghamton 18.83 to Buda at 18.7. Guess who's gonna win. Everyone East gets rain, Rain is like air east of Ole Miss. But Texas is a DRY DRY DRY place. We in Texas are easy as shoosh to beat when it comes to rainfall. I keep on thinking of what its gonnabe like when Austin is a 300 mile wide hypermegalopolis from reshoring and ultra cheap energy and ultra tech - but runs out of fresh water from millions and millions and millions and millions of people sucking up the little that's left in the aquifers and the Colorado River is a strip of desert sand. We best find a way to synthesize fresh water last millennium or there's gonnabe millions of people mass departing the DRY BOWL that is Texas! We are about to witness a complete civilizational upgrade all across the Nation then the Planet! So many new industries! So much robotics and AI! AI is going to be everywhere! If you happen to be a NERD you are gonnabe so damn stinking RICH you won't believe it! A hell of a lot of money that used to just disappear into certain places I will not mention - WILL BE FLOWING STRAIGHT TO AMERICANS and then everyone on the planet! The next three years are going to leave a lot of amazed people in total shock, with their jaws resting on the ground. This will not result from me digging Dale City out of a record 48 inch snowstorm. Although later on with sparkling new medical protocols, that just might happen lol.

I HATE Houston. They got all our rain today. That radically altered the forecast for Austin, now progged for sunny and hot right into Wednesday. The southeastward repositioning of todays storm radically changed Austin's weather. Now its going to be a picture perfect wall to wall sunshine, Texas-style Memorial Day Weekend! Mid 80s to mid 90s temps, dews in the low 70s with an occasional passing cloud. Sure we need to dry out BUT we got millions and millions of people moving here as Austin fast becomes the North American Hub for tech. Man we gotta get those aquifers filled.

Don't look now but yet ANOTHER line of storms is forming then may hit my backyard tonight. And all that moisture - make NO mistake about this - IS heading straight to the DCA Region. I think there is a possibility that autumnal Super Ninos may exert on the N Hem even in Spring. Uh-Oh. My mower has been sputtering. Better get that Ark built stat. This pattern is a rain lover's DREAM! It's supposed to go right into late next week! And all the rain WE get, the DMV is gonna get as well!

Sending you all some rain from the Deep South/Southwest!

Buda is getting pounded by yet another rain filled storm. These cells might start training. It's official: We just passed an inch of fresh rainfall. We now have more rain this year than even Binghamton, NY. It's pouring rain, HARD. I am gonna love this fall when the Super Nino floods the hell out of Texas! I'm terminally morbid and I adore floods. I'd have loved the 40 day Flood. I am not getting comfortable with my stats padding, because I know Dale City and the entire Eastern Megalopolis WILL catch up on rain tallies soon leaving me in the dust with no canteen lmao. But for now I am pretty happy. I gotta mow that lawn again soon!

WOW CONGRATULATIONS! I am VERY happy for you! ENJOY VEGAS!

Well folks, this is Jeb, reporting to you LIVE on-site here in cool wet Buda, Texas as yet another area of rain approaches us down here! The pieces of energy just keep on coming and blobs of rain keep on forming and heading straight for the light green lawns of south central Texas!

THIS.

Wow models printing out 3 inches PLUS well into middle next week. That southwesterly flow aloft is what does it lol. Mid Atlantic, we will try to send some of that YOUR way. I personally saw 1.5 last night. This may not seem like much to you for the year so far but I have 16.6 in the gage since Jan 1. 30 inches is avg for us in 365 days. The only weather site I record every day that has more than that is Binghamton, NY with 17.6 since Jan 1. I'll try hard to send you all some Texas rain with love. Its getting hard to keep up with that LAWN lol.

Models are printing out maybe 4-7 inches by next Tuesday in Buda. Meanwhile the yellow and red rain returns just keep right on backbuilding over and over and we are absolutely LOVIN the rain! Over an inch, up to 16.1 on the year, this is very good for our part of Texas in mid May.

Been awonderin what on earth is going on in the Eastern US these days!

WOW you guys hit 97 degrees in Dale City today? Man that's a lot hotter than us in TX!

Its hard to believe you guys in NVA hit 94 today for a high! Your normal high is 74 degrees!

You think habanero is bad. Try taking one last Dab of Mad Dog 357 Plutonium. If you do, make sure you take it with some food and have lots of milk and dairy on hand. Eat some bread beforehand. I heard that stuff is so damn HOT! That puppy is NINE MILLION scoville heat units.

Hey you guys ever try some Ghost Pepper sauce? Or Reaper Pepper hot sauce? Excellent flavor, but that son of a birtch is so HOT! Those pepper sauces impart scoville heat units around a million units. They are hot as lava! Sweet green peppers are for p-u-s-s-i-e-s. Down here in South Texas we like our peppers super hot! That Ghost pepper sauce damn near killed me! I am glad all I did was put some on my tounge! I lost a bet had to do it. Man that shit is so damned hot! Stay the hell away from Blazing hot type wings or super hot chicken sandwiches, you WILL REGRET it.