Jebman

The storm that will devastate the Sierra with high winds and brobdingnagian amounts of snow Sunday night thru Thursday next week, ORIGINATES FROM ALASKA. It will be a frigid storm laden to the gills with enormous amounts of Pacific moisture. It will smash into all the California mountains and be forced violently upward condensing into ridiculous quantities of torrential snow that will simply pile up, feet and feet maybe meters. High winds will pile up drifts and cornices at ridges that will result in severe avalanche dangers. In short, this is not the weekend to go skiing along the Sierras. Travel will be impossible. This storm is so cold that it will snow on the valley floors. Every mountain in California including the coastal ranges will be utterly demolished with snow. New records will be set. Models are depicting up to 7 inches of pure water. Snow to water ratios will increase to 14 to 1. This is going to be BAD. THIS STORM WILL TAKE NO PRISONERS. This storm is only the first in a classic Pacific Set.

It was probably ALL of them, lol.

You guys think my post is over the top. Thats fine. But what I mentioned, isn't even one billionth of what is ACTUALLY gonna transpire. By the time this is over with, the entire Sierran landscape will in effect, be The New Greenland. Three times what the models are saying just with this first storm starting Monday morning over the Sierra, may turn out to be extremely conservative. They will have to shut Mammoth Resort down for 7 days just to do avalanche mitigation work, and those conditions will be possibly the very WORST ever since they started building western ski resorts! The western ski resorts' snowstorms got delayed but not denied. Because of the incredible hyper intensity of these incoming storms, the severe season will begin rather early. The warm side of these storms will mean serious, serious bisnass! Get ready to track! https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/meteorologist-says-get-ready-because-a-winter-storm-train-is-coming/ar-AA1WdzmJ

Sure. It's really good medicine.

Yep. MK Ultra's more like it. Totally fragmented personality, now. I'm gonnabe really useful later...

This is for Feb 28? In south central TX I can already attest to delightfully mild weather on Feb 12! 84 degrees with dews already in the low 60s! We are all dancing around with joy down here! I want to SCREAM THIS FROM THE HOUSETOPS, UNTIL I AM HOARSE! SPRING IS COMING ON SUPER EARLY! We are boisterously CHEERING LA NINA on with ENTHUSIASM!

Models are printing out more and more Pacific moisture for the Sierran Cordillera Sun night on into mid/late next week. It's now up to 4-5 inches of pure water. When that moisture conveyor hits the Cordillera and is forced 11,000 Plus feet straight up - LOOK OUT. Its February. Thermals gonnabe NO PROBLEMO. Massive travel weekend ahead. Millions of people trying to get back home later on say Tuesday next week will be frantic and forced to shelter in place. We may well be revisiting a little bit of the Infamous 2022-2023 Season there in that part of the world. I hope and PRAY with all of my desperate little MORBID snow weenie heart, ESPECIALLY SINCE I AM NOT GONNABE THERE, RISKING MY LOWER BACK FROM A FALL, that the models are DEAD WRONG and that Mammoth gets twice as much snow as is currently being depicted. Maybe even triple the currently depicted amount! George BM only thinks he is into extreme winter weather. I am gonna ENJOY this catastrophe! I will be eagerly happily watching from 84/63 Buda, drinking fresh cold well water like a hot horse in the Valley of Kings in Egypt in August, perfectly safe from falling on the superabundant ice in the Cordillera and also perfectly safe from easily freezing to death like the Donner Party in what could well turn out to be one of the worst snow episodes in recent history in the Sierras! I DEMAND MY SNOW FIX! And, I WILL get it - in SPADES! This has been a classic Jebman Presentation, likely for the Ages. Please, Carry on.

MAMMOTH ALERT Early next week Mammoth Mtn Resort could get demolished with as much as five new FEET of snow! This is on top of two to three feet of freshies they just got in the past few days!

This has got to be the worst plan ever, destined to be the brobdingnagian FAIL of all-time! If you want more snow that bad, move to The Tug. Or Mammoth Ski Resort. Or Alaska. And Back THE FUCK Away, from Charles Town Races and Slots. I don't give a shyte HOW BAD you crave snow. Hands OFF my favorite casino destination resort!! Man, this thread. My head is hurting. (Nothing against you Ephesians2, only against the dumbass who dreamed up this stupid arctic waterway whatever.)

Lockdowns in El Paso from ground level to 17999 feet and also over parts of New Orleans, was cover for cartel pipeline takedowns. Cartel ground operations and UAVs were taken down HARD.

Are we not entertained?

Let's reel this one in. Hey, storms this time of year create their own cold air.

I'll tell ya what really got my goat. That monster 16 inch bomb cyclone that missed the DMV! That was this sub's storm, not North Carolina's! What I never even realized all these years, was that all I ever wanted, was for the entire DMV superregion, to get covered in solid ZR and or extreme sleet, to depths up to 9 inches, freeze in place, then get genocided severely by about 40 inches of wind driven pow at 8 degrees. That would have made the entire world right, in my estimation. I would have been so elated!

THIS lol. Man everyone is TRULY bored...

I could not have ever said this better. I waste so much time looking at models for snow in the DMV, and look where I live! Yeah, I am a weirdo's WEIRDO LMAO!