Jebman

No surprise. Dallas is getting demolished by waves of torrential rain. DAMN I'M A GOOD FORECASTER! The rain has completely missed us tonight, which in one sense was good for me because it means I got to go out deliver. I am now pretty sure that this curl pattern, which I have learned to recognize, when we have a Pacific front and an upper level low - The Infamous Curl Pattern, in which rain curls around the Austin Metro and around Buda, means little to no moisture for us, and Dallas, Oklahoma and Missouri had better be building an Ark, because this system is very powerful and all of the rain will be channeled across Dallas, probably dumping over a foot of fresh rain flooding the Trinity River and it is gonna take a hell of a lot more than Neo to conduct all those water rescues into Thursday and Friday. A hell of a lot of heavy rain is heading right for Little Rock, AR! Oklahoma is at grave risk as is parts of Missouri. Louisiana isn't out of the woods, not by a long shot. I'll eke out maybe a tenth to a third of an inch, That's all. This is a BAD PATTERN for Austin. I have seen this so many times its not even funny. Welcome to La Nina. This low sun season drought is gonnabe so bad for Texas come the hell summer of 2026 in which the Nina will only deepen. No rain at all for us. Ag will suffer and collapse. Jugs of water will be worth incredible amounts of money by 2030. Food will become scarce as the ugly specter of holodomor starts to loom. This may be a damn good time to get out of the Southwestern US. Where there is no water, there is no life. REMEMBER, BEFORE MOVING TO AUSTIN - THIS REGION IS CURSED. WE MISS MOST OF THE RAIN. Might want to go to New Orleans instead. They are in an historic convergence zone. They get all the winter rains, then in the summer and fall in a good year every last tropical cyclone will ring their bell. Harvey was wonderful! They had plenty of rain that year!

You guys want to see snow. Look NO farther than Mammoth Mountain's Ski Resort OPENING TOMORROW at 8.30am PST!!!!! Check THIS out! https://www.mammothmountain.com/

Tons of rain on the radar, but NO RAIN in central Texas. There's one thing we do damn well - We are The Boss, when it comes to Drought down here. No one does Drought like central Texas. La Nina's helpin us out too, deflecting storm tracks safely away from my backyard. I'll forecast this storm. No one does this like yours truly down here, and I have only been here 7 years. Dallas, They will have frantic water rescues by 3am. 3 to 9 inches easily. Most of the rain will pass safely over Austin. We *MIGHT* eke out half an inch. Yeah, that really helps. We are now the fastest growing megalopolis (Dallas/Austin/Buda/Kyle/SanMarcos/San Antonio) in the World. We passed Dubai and the entire UAE last year. WE WILL RUN OUT OF WATER. When THAT happens, water will be far more expensive than gasoline. Every major business is heading for Austin. This place is already a madhouse in rush hour. It's gonna get MUCH, MUCH worse. Everyone in New York City is heading down here, too. We'll add 3 million in the next 12 months! New Yorkers can't stand the snow and the cold, that is why so many people are suddenly moving out of NYC. All that snow is bad for business up there. Austin does not get snow. We don't get rain, either. Not much. Well north usually gets the rain. That would be Dallas, Oklahoma and Missouri, Louisiana. You know what I think? The lack of water in Texas will eventually cause another exodus, this time farther east, to pastures that get much more water, like New Orleans. Nightlife there is stellar, too, and they have casinos. Texas never will. This place is permanently stuck in the 1950s. Except for traffic and water shortages straight out of the 2090s.

Big snow aggregates are just demolishing the Woolly Lot right now at 21 degrees, and are being blown sideways by that wind as well! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam

Mammoth is blizzarding at 21 20 degrees with wind gusts to 45. Village level has 3-4 inches. Main Lodge level has 8-9 inches on the ground with 21 degrees and it is coming down and blowing all over the place! McCoy Station at 9600 feet has 12-14 inches with 18 degrees, Summit at 11000 feet has 20 inches of snow at 14 degrees. Snow all night, at least another 4 inches, then more snow on Thursday from yet another storm in the Pacific Set. https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam Mammoth is set to Open on Nov 20.

You know WE GOT HIM, one of these days when I am REALLY bored, I just might try out the SESH. I might blast Ken Carson at 220 decibels while I participate.

DCA: 15.3" BWI: 17.7" IAD: 25.4" Dale City will get 22.5 inches snow this winter. RIC: 13.2" SBY: 15.1" Look guys I am super optimistic but I don't think the Nina is gonna agree with me so these are my prognostications.

Shock to the System at 6am Texas time today, been out delivering then had a look at Mammoth. Well whaddaya know????? The temperature FINALLY managed to fall to 28 degrees and the precip redeveloped and its snowin and blowin out there! At least 4 inches at Main Lodge level, may be 5 or 6. It is even snowing now at Village level with 1-2 inches there!! Personnel FINALLY have a golden opportunity to run the fuck out of all those brand spankin new snow guns at Mammoth! Run 'em to DEATH! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam Woolly is the best camera now that its lights out at the Main Lodge! Wow lets see what they get! I'm off the Ledge. Reaper can rest, for now lol

Sorry guys. Off topic. I deleted it. I am VERY sorry.

I am now RAVENOUS. Thanks. Imma gonnabe getting some tomorrow! I'd add some steamed broccoli and cauliflower with a touch of butter. Then, afterward I'd kick back and watch Red October in full stereo turned waaaaaay the hell up!

Welcome to the high Sierra Cordillera, Lucy's Washington DC Edition 2025. It finally managed to fall to 32 degrees. Ground FINALLY managed to eke out a white coating. This, at 9,000 feet in the Sierra in mid to late November! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge It's finally cold enough for snow at 9,000 feet and the snow is super light. Damn. Out of moisture. Sound familiar, DC'ers? We're playin the Lucy game here at Mammoth this winter! Local meteorologists up here are frazzled and humbled as storm tracks end up all over the place! They are not even sure that Mammoth will ever see enough snow to open up at all anytime soon! That damn RADAR is making me want to walk the Ledge again! All the heavy stuff is moving northwest, AWAY from Mammoth! DAMN! Its been so damn bad up here that the resort was forced to POSTPONE the Saturday Opening! Why, you ask? NO SNOW! Just mud. It's called La Nina. That means warmer than normal in the Sierras, Deep South and Texas. Cold as fuck in the Midwest, Great Lakes and Mid Atlantic and the Northeast will be particularly hard hit with Ice Age-magnitude cold and snows. At this rate I will soon be so despondent about thin snows at Mammoth, that I will soon be ripe for reaping. It's THAT BAD! Gonna have to develop some snow futility markers for up here! Like the fact that it hits 32 degrees then bounces back up to 33 - all night long. This ensures hardly more than an inch accumulates - even though it snows hard as heck all night, like last night.

You're gonna get it! This is going to be an exciting snow winter in the East and the Mid Atlantic's gonnabe leading the way!

NNE is waaaaaaaaaaay ahead of the Sierra in November. Poor cordillera cant even fall below freezing this year.

Well whaddaya know? Looks like they managed to pick up an inch of slush on the grass at the Main Lodge and Woolly Cam! Mc Coy Station has got about 5-8 inches of snow, they are at 9600 feet. Mammoth forecasters are really hyping the overnight snow, calling for 4-8 inches like JB, but ground truth shows only about an inch of slush slop, unless you hit the summit at 11K feet where they might have 8 inches.

Its pouring heavy, super wet snow in Mammoth, but the damn temperature is 36 degrees. It's snow tv only. It's basically Washington DC in the Sierras tonight folks. This storm is a total FAIL !