Jebman

I HATE Houston. They got all our rain today. That radically altered the forecast for Austin, now progged for sunny and hot right into Wednesday. The southeastward repositioning of todays storm radically changed Austin's weather. Now its going to be a picture perfect wall to wall sunshine, Texas-style Memorial Day Weekend! Mid 80s to mid 90s temps, dews in the low 70s with an occasional passing cloud. Sure we need to dry out BUT we got millions and millions of people moving here as Austin fast becomes the North American Hub for tech. Man we gotta get those aquifers filled.

Don't look now but yet ANOTHER line of storms is forming then may hit my backyard tonight. And all that moisture - make NO mistake about this - IS heading straight to the DCA Region. I think there is a possibility that autumnal Super Ninos may exert on the N Hem even in Spring. Uh-Oh. My mower has been sputtering. Better get that Ark built stat. This pattern is a rain lover's DREAM! It's supposed to go right into late next week! And all the rain WE get, the DMV is gonna get as well!

Sending you all some rain from the Deep South/Southwest!

Buda is getting pounded by yet another rain filled storm. These cells might start training. It's official: We just passed an inch of fresh rainfall. We now have more rain this year than even Binghamton, NY. It's pouring rain, HARD. I am gonna love this fall when the Super Nino floods the hell out of Texas! I'm terminally morbid and I adore floods. I'd have loved the 40 day Flood. I am not getting comfortable with my stats padding, because I know Dale City and the entire Eastern Megalopolis WILL catch up on rain tallies soon leaving me in the dust with no canteen lmao. But for now I am pretty happy. I gotta mow that lawn again soon!

WOW CONGRATULATIONS! I am VERY happy for you! ENJOY VEGAS!

Well folks, this is Jeb, reporting to you LIVE on-site here in cool wet Buda, Texas as yet another area of rain approaches us down here! The pieces of energy just keep on coming and blobs of rain keep on forming and heading straight for the light green lawns of south central Texas!

THIS.

Wow models printing out 3 inches PLUS well into middle next week. That southwesterly flow aloft is what does it lol. Mid Atlantic, we will try to send some of that YOUR way. I personally saw 1.5 last night. This may not seem like much to you for the year so far but I have 16.6 in the gage since Jan 1. 30 inches is avg for us in 365 days. The only weather site I record every day that has more than that is Binghamton, NY with 17.6 since Jan 1. I'll try hard to send you all some Texas rain with love. Its getting hard to keep up with that LAWN lol.

Models are printing out maybe 4-7 inches by next Tuesday in Buda. Meanwhile the yellow and red rain returns just keep right on backbuilding over and over and we are absolutely LOVIN the rain! Over an inch, up to 16.1 on the year, this is very good for our part of Texas in mid May.

Been awonderin what on earth is going on in the Eastern US these days!

WOW you guys hit 97 degrees in Dale City today? Man that's a lot hotter than us in TX!

Its hard to believe you guys in NVA hit 94 today for a high! Your normal high is 74 degrees!

You think habanero is bad. Try taking one last Dab of Mad Dog 357 Plutonium. If you do, make sure you take it with some food and have lots of milk and dairy on hand. Eat some bread beforehand. I heard that stuff is so damn HOT! That puppy is NINE MILLION scoville heat units.

Hey you guys ever try some Ghost Pepper sauce? Or Reaper Pepper hot sauce? Excellent flavor, but that son of a birtch is so HOT! Those pepper sauces impart scoville heat units around a million units. They are hot as lava! Sweet green peppers are for p-u-s-s-i-e-s. Down here in South Texas we like our peppers super hot! That Ghost pepper sauce damn near killed me! I am glad all I did was put some on my tounge! I lost a bet had to do it. Man that shit is so damned hot! Stay the hell away from Blazing hot type wings or super hot chicken sandwiches, you WILL REGRET it.

Pattern is turning possibly VERY WET next week in south central Texas. Some models are printing out about 5 inches but I am hoping for a half inch. I know this place all too well. We are DRY CITY. Only hope we got is for a billion-year Brobdingnagian Super El Nino this fall. We need rain BAD but you know how that goes. We better learn to use all this technology to make water fast because everyone in the entire world is going to move to Austin because of this coming Uber Tech Boom. We ain't gonna have no water. Ground reserves will be dry. Colorado River will be desert. No water anywhere. Our only hope is a crazy Brobdingnagian El Nino this fall/winter with the southern Jet smashing every storm off the Pacific right into South Texas. We need 7900 Harveys. We need this upcoming week to dump so much rain. We can NEVER have too much rain.