Jebman

It's 3.15am Texas time today July 24 2026 and we have light rain from Bertha. Guess all that SHEAR wasn't quite as strong as had been thought, huh? This is Jeb, reporting to you LIVE from Buda, Texas where we ARE getting some light rain from Bertha's remnants. Temperature 79 degrees, dewpoint 77. Winds NE about 4 mph.

Some of Bertha's rains are only 30 miles to my east right now!!!!!! The NWS is wrong about the shear. Some of us ARE going to see rain from Bertha! Read 'em and weep, Texans who are too far north for rain lol. NWS needs to update the grids in my region. Ha ha degreed mets are falling behind on local Bertha impacts LMAO!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha heh! BRING IT BERTHA BRING IT!!! This will be an autumn and a winter long-remembered, for devastating floods all over the south and eastern US, probably for generations! I'll be blasting 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, 2000s, 2010s and Gen Z tracks at 110 decibels as I conduct epic jebwalks to measure water rises in my local region during all the excessive, extreme rain events throughout the monster Nino! Jebman, the Texan Flood Chaser lol!

There are flash flood warnings just west of Bertha's position right now, for 3-5 inches of life-giving rain! Maybe Bertha will get just east of Buda and gift me with 5 inches of flood-provoking rain!! The El Nino is getting so monstrous that I am really looking forward to this autumn and winter with incredible amounts of rain!!!! That subtropical jet is gonnabe LOADED with quintillions of tons of tropical moisture! The title to the Nino on the main sub on this board should be changed to 2026-2017 Brobdingnagian El Nino. We have never seen a Nino like this since this globe cooled. This is NOT a Super Nino. It's well beyond that now, this thing is an all-time historic monster.

The excellent news keeps on coming! We are gonna have such an exciting very rainy fall/winter here in Texas! Bring on that MONSTER NINO and the Brobdingnagian subtropical jet!!!!!!! And, bring on highly abnormal moisture feeds from the deep tropics, straight into South Central Texas!!!! Bring on moisture soundings over my region with water content 25 deviations above normal! This place is soon gonnabe flood central!!!! Lookin forward to some truly EPIC jebwalks near where the waters are rising, while I use my old snow ruler to measure the water depth just like the old days back in the DMV!

I am jealous of your cool July weather!

You'll take your chances. You'll get up the next morning and have to tunnel out your window because of all the snow! That's what we mean by getting JanuBuried lol

2009 - 2010 was unbelievable. I never saw so much snow in Dale City back when I lived there, and I got to go to Charles Town back in 2009-10 and I got to see SO DAMN MUCH SNOW IT WAS RIDICULOUS! I was taking so many pictures of it with my phone! I was also 'stealing other people's snow' at 3am over there, jebwalking in drifts literally over my head and wallowing around like a true blue snow weenie! This obsessive walking is one reason why I am so crippled today, I can barely walk anymore.

Houston is getting storms originating from Bertha's circulation. Maybe this bodes better for Buda in a few days! Those organized storms are only 130 miles East-southeast from Buda!!!!!! I want my flooding rains BAD, far BADDER than Michael Jackson!! I crave to see that water level rise so bad!

Hey meteorologists on here, I would like to politely request that EWX consider going ahead and hoisting an Extreme Heat Warning for North Hays County in Texas just for July 23, tomorrow. Highs will top out 100 degrees and dewpoints may well be in the lower to middle 70s. Today, July 22, we topped out at 102 degrees and it turned out that our dewpoint was 76. This means that locally here in Buda at the height of the heat this afternoon it felt like at least 119 degrees, perhaps the very low end of the 120s. This is serious heat even down here and we have hundreds of construction workers at it all day in Buda and Kyle, especially seeing that our region is now developing faster than places like Dubai in the UAE. The tech boom will be centered in Austin Texas and soon this region will have millions more people, especially as we really ramp up the Optimus iterations 3 - 5 General AI and Super AI robots in 2 years. Just a request. If there is an Extreme Heat package in place sometimes they will let those workers off earlier. (Maybe).

I am jealous! Because of the weather, and because I grew up with Fleetwood Mac tracks! Many of them remind me of big snowstorms!

Buda is currently 100 degrees with a 76 degree dewpoint. This means it feels like it's 116 degrees in the shade! It topped out at 102 degrees, which means then the heat index felt like 119 or 120 degrees earlier!

Typhoon, Please post a hell of a lot more! I have always enjoyed reading your discourses! Love it! Post a LOT more!

CONGRATS everyone!

Houston better look out for lots of rain. Buda, not so much. Bertha's center of circulation is now progged to pass well east of me. This means no rain and highs around 108 degrees ambient, not counting humidity. Better build a lot of Arks Houston and Louisiana! You're gonna need 'em! Not to worry. We got us a record Nino on tap and strengthening and I'll get plenty of flooding rains between now and May 2027.

As of 121am Texas time July 21, Bertha is disorganized. Most of the precip is south of the center of circulation. This puppy needs to be monitored. With any luck she will reach hurricane status and continue lumbering slowly westward toward Texas where I hope she will move in and take up a happy productive residence swirling around for a week about 40-50 miles southwest of Buda. We are parched and need more rain. I'd love it if Bertha would please spin me up some highly efficient tropical rainbands then train them right over the Austin/Buda Corridor for days on end. I'd love to see the Plum Creek rise right over Rt 1626 and 967. I'd walk down there with my old snow ruler and take water level readings, while blasting the latest Gen Z tracks on my headphones! Another thing I crave for is to get so much heavy efficient tropical rain, that all the water storage facilities scattered all over Buda and Kyle would get filled right to the brim, even overflowing and running down the streets! I'd definitely enjoy a truly EPIC jebwalk!