Jebman

YOU ARE NOT RETIRED, REAPER! YOU ARE REINSTATED... ---EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!--- Get your ass back on the Beat! Texas will be breaking new high temperature records come the New Year, Western ski resorts will be seeing small dry snowstorms stacking up snow again, a foot of snow at a time, and the Mid Atlantic will be shyte out of Luck! Lucy will be in top form! YOU GET YOUR REAPER ASS OFF OF THAT DEMONIC COUCH RIGHT NOW - GET YER ASS BACK IN OUR REALM AND YOU BEST BE WEARING THAT MURDER GARMENT! NOW!!!! OR I WILL KNOW THE REASON WHY!!! DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO CHASE YOU DOWN IN THE 4D ETHERIC REALM! I HAVE SOURCES WHO SAY YOU ARE LOCATED IN THE LOWER 4D DENSITY! I WILL FIND YOU!

Hope the dental surgery goes very well with a quick recovery. Have the doc give you some nitrous oxide, that will really help you and the appointment will go by quickly. Happy New Year!

Just felt I needed to mention a fallen Ski Patroller at Mammoth, Cole Murphy, he got caught in a wet snow avalanche and tragically passed away a few days ago after the conclusion of that massive snowstorm in the Sierra. Mammoth will have greatly reduced operations on Wed Dec 31, 2025 as many team members and friends and family will be honoring him. Perhaps I should from now on be fervently hoping for smaller snow storms up there in light of considerations for the ski crew on those ski resorts who risk their lives every day in order to safeguard all the other resort guests' lives. I got pretty excited about what I saw the last storm cycle but will hold that back for a change. Instead, I hope storms in the Sierra will be smaller and drier in hope of no more avalanches in the future.

Hope this really overperforms for you guys to start out the New Year!

Think TX had a mega millions up at 1.7 BILLION just the other day.

Hell the fookin' YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Die Hard 2 is a CLASSIC! "Stack'em, pack'em and rack'em! The line starts at the Mississippi and everybody better take a number!"

Unbelievable! This is a HUGE drift likely 20 feet high. https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/the-summit Mammoth is a place of unparalleled beauty right now! I wanna go roll in that deep snow just like an overly happy dog just got out the snowy gate, right now! They got over 6 FEET of pure pow!

Storm is winding down in Mammoth, one more area of heavy snow then mostly cloudy and cold down to 10 degrees. Mammoth got nearly 6 feet, Palisades got 5 feet. Both are open for business; however Mammoth will be shut down thru Saturday for avalanche mitigation and trail prep. Many ski resorts across the region will bring in the New Year with a crisp deep blanket of pow. Now what we need is a reloading of the Pattern with cold and snow threats across the Mid Atlantic as we prepare to bring in the New Year!

Check this out guys! Kinda time sensitive but kids are trying to dig out the Mammoth in the Woolly Lot. They are up to their NECKS in snow! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam Well, they WERE diggin it. They left, lol.

Hopefully Colorado gets meaningful snow very soon. Palisades Tahoe also got demolished with 5 feet of snow. Before this storm cycle, they had about an inch up until the day before the storm when they got 6 inches.

In the past 2.5 days, Mammoth has been absolutely nuked in place, by about 70 inches of new snow. "All mountain operations suspended today due to high avalanche danger." Mammoth is forecast to pick up another 18 inches of new snow today. Yeah. You read that correctly. On top of the 67 inches already on the ground. Up top they have about 75 inches. Hey, it's high time for a jebwalk! Oh wait, there's too much snow! Five and a half FEET!

I am falling in sweet sublime love with this stuff all over again! It's 642am Texas time, and the guys in the Woolly Lot are struggling with deep snow and torrential snowfall and strong winds and between their snowblowing efforts and that damn wind and super heavy snow (more brobdingnagian radar elements are slamming HARD right into Mammoth again!) it is a total milkshake froth!! I love this stuff as you can feel the desperation emanating from the crew as they struggle with WAAAAAAAAAY too much snow on the Woolly Lot! They waited too fucking long and now the storm is winning, and winning BIG! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam I am also blasting the Beatles at the same time lol!

Snow is falling! Snow is Blowing all over the place! It's blowing off of the roofs because there's four feet of pow on all the roofs and its also blowin up a snow hurricane off the ground! Visibilities are shot all to hell! It's a milkshake froth! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam

This has likely been the greatest Christmas of my entire life so far, on so many levels. Merry Christmas to all and to all a very good night!

You'll get it. Better than that, you'll get a couple. You'll be spendin all your time on the models then diggin deep snow.