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  • Birthday 03/16/1964

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  • Four Letter Airport Code For Weather Obs (Such as KDCA)
    KEWX
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    Male
  • Location:
    Austin/Buda, TX
  • Interests
    Torrential snow, extreme cold, blowing and drifting snow, copywriting, keyword research, persona development, rainmaker content, podcasting and content media/marketing, I am now a 5D Enthusiast and absolutely LOVE Generation Z tracks such as Playboi Carti, Ken Carson, Backend_Caughtem, Kodak Black, The Weeknd and numerous others! I am CONSTANTLY BLASTING Gen Z and Millenial Tracks! Many of them now remind me of snow!

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  1. Jebman
    Because this record Nino is so far east-based, I have a sneaking suspicion that it is going to be the southeastern US with ridiculous amounts of rain, while southwestern communities such as those in Texas will only be slightly above normal. There are always unpleasant truths in all our lives, and in my life that unpleasant truth is that all my falls, winters and springs shall be pretty dry and rain-free. Even in a 1000-year Nino. But look out if you live in a place like Atlanta. They might get 130 inches of rain by March 2027. Philadelphia will probably get hit by record amounts of snow this winter! This will be YOUR winter, PhiEaglesfan!!
  2. Jebman
    I love the forecast for south central Texas: Wetter than normal and stormy! Bring on that Pacific firehose of rain! I am actually thinking of changing my name here to Floodman! Here's to hoping for truly EPIC Brobdingnagian amounts of rain this autumn, winter on well into spring 2027!
  3. Jebman
    I hope with all my rain weenie heart, that this is IS INDEED the very WORST Nino in 1000 years! Because if it is, no matter how east-based this thing turns out to be, Texas will get very very wet indeed! And, I will be the happiest man on earth! BRING ON THAT TROPICAL PACIFIC FRESHWATER FIREHOSE! Solder that puppy FULL-ON! I want to watch those water levels rise, and to be able to say at long last, This is beginning to remind me of Ian in Ft Myers in 2022 !!!!! Or of Harvey back in 2017 !!!!
  4. Jebman
    Couldn't have said this better myself. Stock up on grub, IPA's, shovels and salt. This could be bigger than anything ever experienced before in the Mid Atlantic.
  5. Jebman
    I have a question: If this record Nino goes very very very very very far east-based, does this mean places far west like Texas will end up missing out of some or most of the rain? Someone in an earlier post stated the Nino will be extremely far east-based, and the convection will follow it OUCH! That, does not sound very good for all of us DRY PARCHED TEXANS. Man that would be a massive BUMMER. Because I crave floods Floods FLOODS FLOODS!!!!
  6. Jebman
    You are HARD CORE! It's only Aug 1 and ALREADY JONESING for heavy snows!
  7. Jebman
    Every little chance of rain, weaknesses in the subtropical ridge, and frontal boundaries, are dumping rain on us. We had a 10 percent chance of a weak frontal boundary this afternoon. Well guess what we got smacked by 1.3 inches of torrential rain. Now we are up to 35.7 inches. Hard to believe nearly 3 FEET by early August down here!
  8. Jebman
    Dale City got 27 inches of snow from GB16 (The Great Blizzard of 2016). Back in those days I could still dig snow. I ended up digging lots of people out. Many of my neighbors asked me to, several of them remarked about how I wanted all the snow and one even asked for Jebman Standards lmao.
  9. Jebman
    Extending that Y-axis is extremely good news for me. BRING IT THE HELL ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. Jebman
    Are you saying the Nino will hit 12 C ? if so I am just elated! That should ROID up that STJ so much that Texas will resemble Waterworld in places!!! There is nothing in this world that gladdens my heart more, than watching that water level rise from a flood! Watching water levels rise in Ft Myers Beach from Ian truly gladdened my heart. I have watched this shweet vid probably hundreds of times! I LOVE storm surge!!! The transformation between 1:00:00 and 1:30:00 was so fascinating! I loved this ENTIRE VID! I am absolutely IN SUBLIME LOVE with the STORM SURGE!
  11. Jebman
    I am going to be in rainy El Nino Heaven all autumn, winter and spring with that RAGING RECORD NINO STJ! This calls for an outright Brobdingnagian Wooo-Hoooo!
  12. Jebman
    I love your thinking, snowman! I want tons of rain! I want transport of moisture from the deep tropics, too! This is a monster Nino! I want monster rains this autumn and winter and in Spring 2027!
  13. Jebman
    You guys are making me so jealous! It wont get this cool for me til November down here.
  14. Jebman
    It's 3.15am Texas time today July 24 2026 and we have light rain from Bertha. Guess all that SHEAR wasn't quite as strong as had been thought, huh? This is Jeb, reporting to you LIVE from Buda, Texas where we ARE getting some light rain from Bertha's remnants. Temperature 79 degrees, dewpoint 77. Winds NE about 4 mph.
  15. Jebman
    Some of Bertha's rains are only 30 miles to my east right now!!!!!! The NWS is wrong about the shear. Some of us ARE going to see rain from Bertha! Read 'em and weep, Texans who are too far north for rain lol. NWS needs to update the grids in my region. Ha ha degreed mets are falling behind on local Bertha impacts LMAO!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha heh! BRING IT BERTHA BRING IT!!! This will be an autumn and a winter long-remembered, for devastating floods all over the south and eastern US, probably for generations! I'll be blasting 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, 2000s, 2010s and Gen Z tracks at 110 decibels as I conduct epic jebwalks to measure water rises in my local region during all the excessive, extreme rain events throughout the monster Nino! Jebman, the Texan Flood Chaser lol!
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