Jebman

-maxxing is a THING today. You know, Looksmaxxing, everything maxxing out. It's the Generation Z and Generation Alpha thing. Don't forget -MOG. For example, a mogger storm is a bad storm. The blizzard in California is a mogger storm. It's badass. I love Gen Z terms and I love Gen Z tracks even more! Like Adele, Ed Sheeran, Bruno Mars, Leona Lewis, Playboi Carti, Kodak Black, Ken Carson, Glorilla, I think Sticky is FIRE, King Von is good, The Weeknd, man I really like The Weeknd so damn much!!!!!!!, Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Evanescence, One Direction, Nelly Furtado's tracks are to DIE for!!!!, BabyCheifDoIt, Backend_Caughtem and dozens of others! I am definitely NOT your normal 62 year old Late Boomer! NO EFFIN WAY! I have a Spotify List with 493 Gen Z tracks that's FIRE!

Man, Plow Guy really needs to plow that Woolly Lot! The snow is so DEEP! Its falling hard and it is blowing around like no one's bisnass! 17 degrees heavy snow, blowing snow and winds to 60 mph is wind chills -15 to -20 at times. BRRRRRRRRRRR. This is NO time to be out jebwalking. https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam

Check out the Village Level https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/the-village Those fences are 2 feet tall. They're goin under tonight. The chairs in the center, they might get covered up too. This is one hell of a snowstorm at Mammoth and Tahoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They are probably gonna get it. Winter is NOT done with the DMV yet either.

All I can say folks, is that this is one hell of a snowy, windy as hell BEAST of a BAAAAAAAAAAD blizzard. This thing is straight outta Compton. High winds, heavy snow, hell you can't even see anything half the time from that milkshake froth! THIS, IS NO TIME FOR A JEBWALK. https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam

Mammoth will close part of their resort tomorrow Feb 17. They have already picked up 12 inches of new snow, with heavy snow now expected through Thursday. Woolly Lot already looks drastically different. Plow Guy needs to get started plowing snow in that lot! Its piling up superfast and its blowing around too! Mammoth is now 19 degrees and falling! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam

Snow rates are picking up at Mammoth, big aggregates temps falling thru the low 20s. Visibilities are going to heck. This is gonnabe so fun to watch the next few days. Tourists, you better shelter in place NOW! This is going to be extremely BAD for travelers. Looks like at least 6 inches on the ground per Woolly Lot cam as of 2.08pm Pac Standard Time https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam Plow Man better get crackin' ! Meter's running and this puppy is just clearing its throat! Radar shows lots Pac moisture rotating in from the ocean, right up into the Sierras. This conveyor belt is gonna BURY many communities in snow today/tonight.

I just might take you up on it, its going to completely devastate my family, even more than the next 8 years are gonna do to the US and the greater planet. I'll pay for my food of course, but I am such an old man now..... One slip...

Okay folks, the Jebman Report up in here. Where's all the snow? It is taking its sweet time. It is slowly starting up. The Blob is slowly inching east to Mammoth. Turns out, Normal start to ski resort operations, hell this could even be a normal, bluebird day. About one inch on the ground. I'll get back to ya late this afternoon. I might be wiping massive brobdingnagian EGG off my face by late tonight with just sporadic flurries LMAO.

The Big California Blizzard of 2026 is taking its sweet time getting to the Sierran Resorts this morning but it's still on track. Light snow has started at Mammoth and steady driving snows are accumulating at Palisades Tahoe Resort farther north. The 8200 foot Scope at Tahoe shows high winds blowing a drift on the Scope Platform. As the day wears on temperatures will remain in the low 20s along with strong winds gusting to 60 mph, well over 100 mph at the ridges. Snow will continue and become very heavy with rates increasing to 2-3 inches per hour. Massive amounts of Pacific moisture will be hurled against the Cordillera and forced 11000 feet into the atmosphere resulting in torrential snows that will train for hours and hours and hours. Snow will rapidly pile up and strong 50 to 60 mph winds will blow the snow all over the place, at times resembling a milkshake froth with near zero forward visibility and serious whiteouts that will make it quite possible for travelers to get lost in and then easily freeze to death in very similar fashion to Luke Skywalker on Hoth. Huge brobdingnagian cornices will form on numerous ridges greatly increasing avalanche dangers throughout the Sierras for the next 4 days. I expect both Tahoe and Mammoth will be shut down out of an abundance of caution probably by Tuesday as ridiculous snow rates continue to pile up. Radar shows a huge blob of yellow slamming hard directly against the Sierras. This blob is just undulating and constantly being resupplied by more moisture off the Pacific storm system. The entire region is in for a tremendously overwhelming amount of snow; some communities are forecast to see possibly as much as EIGHT FEET of new snow by early Friday. This is no time to be anywhere in the disaster region. Palisades Tahoe Live Webcams: https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=palisades Mammoth Resort Woolly Lot Cam: https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam Mammoth Resort Main Lodge Cam https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge They are not using the big lights at the Main Lodge any more but they have enough lights near the building to see the snow coming down.

Anyone care to go swimming?

Man that was some snow job lol

I hope its a super nino. Texas is parched. We need about 50 inches of rain and a Harvey over Austin for 5 weeks.

Sierran storm still on track. Snow will begin early Mon morning about 2am Pac Standard Time. It will ramp up and strong winds will create whiteouts. The day by day snow forecasts are wild. Just feet upon feet right thru Thursday. There are warnings for snow all the way south to the Bernardinos and then clear up to west central Oregon. This storm is gonnabe HUGE and super frigid, extremely low snow levels. Some places high up will exceed 8 feet of new snow by Thursday. Don't be a tourist caught out in this. There will be no rescue for days and very low temps, extreme deep snow and blowing drifting snow from torrential snow and blowing masses of snow from off the ground by winds easily exceeding 50-60mph. Shasta already getting snow from this: https://www.skipark.com/winter/mountain-cams About 6 inches, they are progged to get 6-8 feet.

The trend is toward higher amounts of pure water in the Sierra Sun night thru Thursday. More communities are expected to receive the snow equivalent of ten inches of pure water with about 12 to 1 snow to water ratios, but those ratios could be 14 to 1. Though its true that high winds will knock the accums down some, that's still a fairly Brobdingnagian amount of snow. The specter of eight feet of snow from this is looming for many more Sierran communities. It's going to be a fun storm to watch on webcam, especially during the day. Not so much if you happen to be a tourista caught out in this in a car in high winds and milkshake-like froth visibilities, in single digit cold with wind chills down to negative 40 degrees at times and crazy snow rates.