Jebman

No, go right ahead and sip on that Bourbon! In fact, sip on about nine of them!

Uh-oh. Trust me on this folks, LOTS of repressed inventions are being released all at once! Man I am so fracking excited I can't believe it! I am studying AI and Robotics as fast and as hard as I can! If I ever get my hands on PAID courses, LOOK OUT! Look out for something called Optimus 3. When that puppy hits iteration 5, REALLY LOOK OUT! Robots are not gonna take Man out of the picture. Robots are going to free all of us to do whatever we want, and in those days I will be visiting Dale City again, in an antigrav vehicle that will be able to whisk me from Buda to the DMV in about 26 minutes! And, I will be chronologically in my 60s but for all practical purposes probably about 34. I'll be walking around FAST and digging snow in the winter again and dancing exactly like Michael Jackson on the ice on the Potomac Mills parking lot again because I will have General AI helping me. And 'JD' will be back at Charles Town again keeping records like back in 2010-2011! I still have those records! These are extremely exciting times we are living in! I want to scream this from the housetops, until I am HOARSE!

This developing Nino is gonna soak the heck out of the DMV. You guys are gonna get so damned much rain, you are gonnabe SICK of it. Every last weather system coming off the Pac is gonna demolish your region particularly with rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain after rain. I fervently hope Texas gets drowned this summer/fall/winter. I want to see Rt 1626 under lots of muddy waters, with big cedars strewn everywhere!

Watch out tomorrow DMV Region. Could be lots of thunderstorms that will significantly pad your rain totals. This Nino will continue hammering the East/Southeast and South for months to come.

I would not want to visit the Middle East. It is way too hot there. I have heard of their *LEGENDARY* heat indices over there. Make Texas in Summer look like a cool autumnal breeze lol.

MOAR storms are forming directly over Buda this morning at 12.47am!!! Some of the radar elements are deep red. This rain is torrential at times! We got three quarters of an inch in about 10 minutes! We are now up to 28.1 inches on the year! This is unbelievable! I am gonna have to start building Jebman's Ark!

Just remember, Super Nino, TONS of moisture, add cold and the entire Sub gets snowed under but good. That's all you need to know. Get Jebman Shovels, beer, IPA's, food stocked up and enjoy!

I hope with all my weenie heart, that this is the very worst, the strongest BROBDINGNAGIAN EL NINO in 4.6 million years! I want my rain! I NEVER GET ENOUGH! I want the DMV to get buried ALIVE in snow and Texas to turn into Waterworld!

Hey, DMV! There is a truckload of torrential rain coming up from the Southeast! I hope you guys get demolished by those rains! It would sure help your drought and cool things down!

NOPE, no rest for the heat-weary. It hit 95 degrees THIS LATE in the day, 5.52pm, and the dewpoint is back at 82 and we have a heat index of 119 degrees. It's HELL out there today folks. No mercy at all. None.

This is unbelievable. Now it is 94 degrees ambient temperature, alongside an 82 degree dewpoint. It feels like 118 degrees in the shade. I left the house damn it was like getting hit by a crematorium blast lol. It is so doggone HUMID that I can't cool down in the shade in the breezeway. It is just too hot and humid. 94/82 is NO JOKE, folks. Be damn GLAD you don't live in this sweatbox of a state. Pretty good possibility we strike a 120 degree heat index today. UGH I am going thru 9.5 ph alkaline water like a hot horse in Egypt in August. OH WAIT! It's only June 18! Update 5.05pm Texas time, Temperature topped out at 94. The apparent temperature never got worse than 118. Dewpoint is 81. Heat index is only 116.

BE GLAD YOU ARE NOT IN TEXAS right now. It is 91 degrees. That's really not so bad. That's below average. But that DEWPOINT is 80 degrees and it is NOT going down. It may rise with time. It feels like 111 degrees. Its gonnabe even hotter today. The forecast is for 98. With an 80 DP that may boost our apparent temperature to near 120. Deep South Texas is expecting apparent temperatures late this afternoon to top out near 124 degrees. The wind helps not at all. It is about 7 mph out of the South Southeast. EDIT at 2.23pm Texas local time - 92 degrees with an 81 degree dewpoint! Apparent temperature is 115 degrees. I'm out working in this miasma. I'm fading fast. Been real nice knowin' y'all. It's been a good ride so far.

I will be satisfied with my paltry half inch of rain tonight. I don't mind drying up in Buda like the mayas of old. I actually love it. But what is getting my goat so damn bad tonight, is the fact that the NWS in their infinite wisdom placed a green Flood Warning box with the fucking boundary over my backyard. I do NOT get the privilege of actually BEING INCLUDED IN THE GREEN WARNING BOX. NEVER. Kerr Valley is going to get twelve inches overnight. No doubt about it. Yeah. I knew it. I am going to be missed by the storm cycle. Floods do NOT like Buda. I wish I lived in Cherrapunji, India. They get 1,050 inches of rain a year. HERE'S TO HOPING WITH ALL MY HEART, THAT THE FRONT STALLS RIGHT OVER MY BACKYARD IN BUDA, LADEN WITH HYPER-EFFICIENT TORRENTIAL SHOWERS! FOR DAYS. Yeah I am a sick pup. I wanna watch those water levels rise on Rt 1626 as Plum Creek rises about 35 feet Precipitable Waters are 2.4 inches overhead. Yeah this is slightly humid tropical air.

I'd pay more taxes for that big red glob to sit on Buda for ten hours at 4 inches of rain per hour! I want to watch the water rise!

It's 83 degrees with a dewpoint of 78. We've had a couple tenths of an inch of rain down here, but the main heavy rain appears to be smashing the hell out of Waco and north. Those guys will get 8 inches plus. We're a bit too far south to get the heavy rain. We needed to dry out anyway. There are going to be a ton of frantic water rescues later tonight Waco north into Dallas, Trinity River is gonnabe on the Rampage! You guys in the DMV are gonna get flooded out too! Lots of storms headed your way!