Jebman

This may be 2007 all over again in terms of persistent rains all across TX, the South and Gulf Coast and up and down the Eastern Seaboard. We just got smashed by an incredibly heavy tropical shower that dumped ~ .8 inches in 7 minutes. Visibility dropped to 400 feet lol. We're back in contention again with 19.5 on the year but Binghamton NY is just right behind us at 19.15. It's kind of inevitable Buda gets left in the drought dust by every terminal back East.

Fixed.

We are gonna get all the reservoirs and aquifers topped off real good this summer, fall and winter! Some will be over topped but good! Some places the water table will be visible at the surface! This, is gonna be GOOD !

Wow that tropical Gulf of Mexico conveyor belt is just overloading ATL with so much water! Some places in south VA this afternoon got trained up real good with torrential rains that just kept right on piling up tallies! I am REALLY gonna get my fill of flooding with the incoming Super Nino! There's nothing like training rainfall over the same already supersaturated soils over and over and over and over and over and over and over again! These incredible flood-provoking rains caused by highly efficient warm rainfall processes are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO exciting and fulfilling! I want this for Buda, and for the DMV Region! I hate to see you guys in exceptional drought. This is what I live for! I STILL am holding out for 25 feet of floodwaters over the Rt 1626/Rt 967 Intersection in uptown Buda! I have a hard time limping around these days, in addition to being confused minded at times, just because I am so old and both knees hurt BAD from way too much jebwalking back in Virginia, particularly back in the 2009-10 Winter! Sometimes I have trouble being able to figure out how to get around people in the aisles at HEB (HEB is a food chain analogous to Giant Food in Dale City). Yeah I am going down extremely fast. Its picking up alarming speed, too. In spite of these stark realities in my life, I am still gonna want to limp around flood zones in Buda trying to get water level readings like back in the Day!

WOW Dale City and Northern Virginia you guys have 70 degree dewpoints? Welcome to the humid spring party!

You may get it!

Perhaps the Super Nino is already exerting on the synoptic weather. I hope so! I'd love an entire summer of heavy rain and three foot tall lawns!

Need to get that ARK built yesterday! Everything waterboarding the Coastal Mid South has got the DMV's Name on it!

WHOA Charles Town is up to 17.5 inches of rain! Those folks may soon be leading the entire nation in rain tallies! They have gone up 4 inches in the last three days. It looks like Charles Town, W Va and Binghamton, NY are gonnabe battlin' it on out for who has the most rain this year. It's official! Binghamton has edged Buda out of contention! The Score is Binghamton 18.83 to Buda at 18.7. Guess who's gonna win. Everyone East gets rain, Rain is like air east of Ole Miss. But Texas is a DRY DRY DRY place. We in Texas are easy as shoosh to beat when it comes to rainfall. I keep on thinking of what its gonnabe like when Austin is a 300 mile wide hypermegalopolis from reshoring and ultra cheap energy and ultra tech - but runs out of fresh water from millions and millions and millions and millions of people sucking up the little that's left in the aquifers and the Colorado River is a strip of desert sand. We best find a way to synthesize fresh water last millennium or there's gonnabe millions of people mass departing the DRY BOWL that is Texas! We are about to witness a complete civilizational upgrade all across the Nation then the Planet! So many new industries! So much robotics and AI! AI is going to be everywhere! If you happen to be a NERD you are gonnabe so damn stinking RICH you won't believe it! A hell of a lot of money that used to just disappear into certain places I will not mention - WILL BE FLOWING STRAIGHT TO AMERICANS and then everyone on the planet! The next three years are going to leave a lot of amazed people in total shock, with their jaws resting on the ground. This will not result from me digging Dale City out of a record 48 inch snowstorm. Although later on with sparkling new medical protocols, that just might happen lol.

I HATE Houston. They got all our rain today. That radically altered the forecast for Austin, now progged for sunny and hot right into Wednesday. The southeastward repositioning of todays storm radically changed Austin's weather. Now its going to be a picture perfect wall to wall sunshine, Texas-style Memorial Day Weekend! Mid 80s to mid 90s temps, dews in the low 70s with an occasional passing cloud. Sure we need to dry out BUT we got millions and millions of people moving here as Austin fast becomes the North American Hub for tech. Man we gotta get those aquifers filled.

Don't look now but yet ANOTHER line of storms is forming then may hit my backyard tonight. And all that moisture - make NO mistake about this - IS heading straight to the DCA Region. I think there is a possibility that autumnal Super Ninos may exert on the N Hem even in Spring. Uh-Oh. My mower has been sputtering. Better get that Ark built stat. This pattern is a rain lover's DREAM! It's supposed to go right into late next week! And all the rain WE get, the DMV is gonna get as well!

Sending you all some rain from the Deep South/Southwest!

Buda is getting pounded by yet another rain filled storm. These cells might start training. It's official: We just passed an inch of fresh rainfall. We now have more rain this year than even Binghamton, NY. It's pouring rain, HARD. I am gonna love this fall when the Super Nino floods the hell out of Texas! I'm terminally morbid and I adore floods. I'd have loved the 40 day Flood. I am not getting comfortable with my stats padding, because I know Dale City and the entire Eastern Megalopolis WILL catch up on rain tallies soon leaving me in the dust with no canteen lmao. But for now I am pretty happy. I gotta mow that lawn again soon!

WOW CONGRATULATIONS! I am VERY happy for you! ENJOY VEGAS!

Well folks, this is Jeb, reporting to you LIVE on-site here in cool wet Buda, Texas as yet another area of rain approaches us down here! The pieces of energy just keep on coming and blobs of rain keep on forming and heading straight for the light green lawns of south central Texas!