Jebman

They'll freeze their nuts off, and they are gonna WIN!!!

Enjoy it to the FULL. This is only the Beginning of what will be a memorable winter in the Mid Atlantic!

You are well in the snow band. You are good.

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HoCo/MoCo deathband incoming.

Congrats to all who are getting snow! Let's hope this goes BOOM!

Where do I sign up for this? South gets a foot but Dale City gets 7 and the last time I looked that's a White Christmas! I hope with all that is in me, that Penhook gets annihilated with 19. Bob Chill can drive that red tractor with a blade and pile all that snow 35 feet high! Penhook is the new North Central Maryland, or even the new Alleghenies.

They know the deathband's on the way.

You live in the Mid Atlantic your Jonesing for snow. Head to the Alleghenies and Snowshoe! This place has been getting shellacked for DAYS! https://www.snowshoemtn.com/media-room/skidder-slope-live-cam

LMAO. Hawaiian weather in dca for Xmas. Late dad born in Hawaii, we always said mele kalikimaka first thing Xmas morning after we got up. I'll never forget that...

I love the Euro. No matter what. But, Mid Atlantic is gonna get NAM'MED and shellacked.

Kyle/Buda TX is experiencing runaway construction. We are building far faster than Dubai in the UAE. By 2035 this place will be far worse than Dale City ever was. Taxes will be sky high. Traffic will be impenetrable and it will take hours and hours to get thru all the traffic lights just on 1626. Crime is on the geometric rise down here. People are becoming extremely weird at night. I see strange stuff all the time out at night delivering. I am scared to death because my physical health is in an aerodynamic scream. I won't have to worry about 2035. Groundwater will run out and water will be far more expensive than gas. There is no hope at all. Poor people like me can see the writing on the wall. It's obvious. The rich are getting out while they can. This entire region all around Austin is turning into a midden. They won't stop til every tree is gone and we are one big unhappy city like Coruscant in Star Wars. That's where we are heading. No way out. Been nice knowin' y'all. It was a nice ride. The end won't be. Jebman checkin' on out. Very happy for ya Bob Chill. You did everything right, made all the correct decisions. I didn't. Wish I could change it but its too late for me. Writing's on the wall, now. I wore myself out walkin around and chasing snow and arctic weather and other ridiculous stuff. Now I am all played out and all washed up. I should never came back. Clubber Lang in Rocky III was an extremely wise man in what he said to Rocky. Too bad I never learned from it in time. Anyhow, Mid Atlantic is in an epic season. You guys don't know it yet. West resorts are going under, because that Ridge will stay in place til August 2026. You guys are gonna FREEZE. It's gonnabe 1977 vodka cold but with a decent side of 2013-2014. Snow is gonna pile up all over Virginia, not just in Richmond. You all are gonna start out the New Year with brokebacks because of digging snow and that will only be a point to what remains: One frigid Siberian winter that will just never end, snow after snow after snow after snow and people fighting for parking spots and fighting for scraps left at the stores which will be utterly out of food because so many storms and not enough time to resupply. This winter, the Winter of 2025-2026, is what they never told you about. Now it is upon you. It's going to stay super cold and it will be weather system after weather system after weather system. It's gonnabe one of George BM's fevered snow blizzard dreams come true but it will be all too real. You'll all find out soon enough. This has been a Jebman Exclusive. Carry on.

That puppy has got a LOT of snow and it has got its eyes right on the Mid Atlantic! Wow this may well be another 2013-2014 for you all!!! I've been saying it. I've been saying it. You are getting storm after storm after storm and the semipermanent ridge out west will keep shellacking you with arctic front after arctic front after arctic front!

There ain't gonnabe NO torchmas. Its gonnabe a frigidmas and a very snowmas and all your backs will be soremas from too much diggingmas.