Wizzy: Drives in the left lane not going a single mph over the speed limit and doesn’t care about holding up traffic, eats one McDonald’s burger as his only meal for the day, spiders give him Freddy Krueger like nightmares so he sleeps with a night lamp like a toddler, carries chapstick and hair gel in a male fanny pack, whips out his little weenie over soundings in Des Moines, and can’t stomach temps below 60F because it makes his tiny fragile core shivver. I feel bad for the woman who wins that prize of a man...if it ever happens.