The Graupler

Are you away from the water? Just checked my property camera in Weymouth and it’s raining

It’s raining in Nantucket, the snow capital of New England

If this is anything less than 8-10 that’s exactly what they’ll be saying

King Kong Bundy was morbidly obese but I loved that man

Not with that attitude

Classic Ooga booga setup, straight like VICKI from small wonder lifting a refrigerator up behind a green screen. 86ish

Pete Bouchard does copious amounts of yay, in my opinion only

Yeah Massachusetts has been an absolute Mecca of snowfall for the last 5-6 years

2.82 not out of the question

I couldn’t disagree more

I would, and I’d make your boyfriend hold my jacket while I piledrive your head into the pavement. Now start talking about North Atlantic oscillation or I’m going to get really angry

Dude calm down with that

The joy is in the anticipation

Had five Maine Lunch IPAs at Cask this afternoon and m hungover three hours later. Let’s go

I hope the Patriots take Penix also hoping it’s a boo-boo Gaga heavy dump snow at Gillette