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I for one am aware of my climo, but I'm also aware of everyone else's too. I'm actually kinda pissed that EVERYONE around me has seen snow. I've seen about 10 flakes so far. .. like I said, not abnormal for me. But it's abnormal for my location at 600' and 5 miles from the VT border to be last. Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

Jealous, for sure. It all depends on the setup. There's some marginal ones where I do better than most, but these early / late season storms seem to kill me. ... same with the fire hoses that crush the coastal pain but leave me with a crusting of snizzle. Those are the worst! Gotta rationalize it though and use it to my advantage. Gotta get to the gutters today. Still have lingering oaks but there's no better time. Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

Yup. Nada, zip, zilch. Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

Closing day today at my home course. The annual veterans day tourney has evolved into a true greenskeeper's revenge. Holes cut at a 45 degree angle, worst possible pin placements, etc... Here's the 11th hole, on a practice green. Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

I forget the date, but I remember watching a pats game where there were huge parachutes at Gillette but a weak drizzle here. Almost threw my remote through the tv... Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

... I'm cheap. That's why I work 1 day/ week bumping chairs, and it gets me a pass for myself and my family. Oh, and I get paid minimum wage to do it. Lol. Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

Yup. I played a quick 9 holes this morning, only had to bust out the umbrella for about 10 minutes. Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

Funny how I find my game peaks in early June. Struggling. Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

I think we need to start talking seriously about a golf gtg. What days work best for most people, and what course do we want to play? Do we want something pristine and tough and pricey like crump, or something reasonable but lnsane like the Shattuck, or a long, cheap course like Westover? Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

Power flickers here at work. Rotation west of her scared me but cells merged, would have passed to my north of the restaurant. Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

14, lol. It's a pretty informal group, the guy running it keeps track of handicaps, they're hardly official. So this guy gets 2 strokes on the majority of the holes. There's no way to compete! He gets a birdie on a par 3 and is a net 0 with 2 strokes... I get a birdie too, but he gets the skin. Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

Fricken unreal. I'm done with my Thursday league. It's mostly old guys with high handicaps. Today I played 9 holes, finished gross -1. Best round of the season so far... some asswipe with a 14 handicap (for 9 holes lol) comes in and beats me. I would have had to shoot -3 to win it. At least I won both closest to the pins (6' and 7'), but still.... screw that. Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

I'm down for a golf gtg... just need some notice. Played a quick 9 this morning, didn't have time to take any swings prior to the first tee. Double, bogey, then settled down. Broke 40 for the first time this year, which was nice. Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

I like crump a lot, it's my closest course but due to the cost not my "home" course. Try to play it a few times a year. My son works there, and when we go out, he's free and I'm $25. Definitely a great deal. Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

Serious? I haven't left my house, but I've woken up to probably 1.5" and it's snowing. Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

Regrip them yourself. It's easy! Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

A few years ago when my kids were younger I introduced them to the thin cover, choose your line aspect of spring skiing. They loved it. Here's one of their Instagram posts from several years ago from flying cloud at Berkshire east

I find that my game typically peaks in June. ...by August, sometimes I feel like I forgot how to play. Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

Played my first 9 yesterday. Missed a 5 footer for a birdie on the first hole. Got a triple on the last. Lol. Made good contact and was able to work the ball surprisingly well considering i haven't swung a club since early November. Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

Got this email yesterday... Hello All, Berkshire East will be closed tomorrow, Thursday April 1, and unless we experience an Easter miracle equivalent to a rabbit laying colored eggs, it looks like this will be it for the season. We held out hope of cold weather and snow shifting 70 miles east and bringing a foot of snow, though no forecasts are calling this. We stock piled a bunch of snow to get as far into the spring season as we could and I would not have guessed we'd get wiped out this fast, but I don't foresee us withstanding another inch of rain tomorrow. Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

It was. I was talking about another incident yesterday. Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

That sucks, sorry to hear. Anything serious? Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

No, it was hard fast groomed. It happened on upper exhibition, a trail that was roped off and closed. There were a few features on it along with a few piles of snow that were tracked up and pushed around. I'm sure you know how it is, there's a population of skiers and riders that will flock to hit any rails or bonks and do anything to tag them, including ducking a rope. The trail looked like it hadn't been groomed in a few days, it was shiny, rock solid glacier. Well... except for the single stripe of newly minted groom in a failed attempt to cover up what looked like a bloodbath. Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

There was a bad one this morning. ... they had to bring out the cat to cover the blood. Know nothing about it other than the view from the exhibition lift was gruesome. Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk

Slush fest today. Not sure any amount of wax would help. Sent from my SM-A505U using Tapatalk