Plus, I get a text forecast with this particular brand of language abuse:
Rain, snow, and freezing rain before 3am, then a chance of rain between 3am and 4am, then a chance of rain and snow after 4am. The snow could be heavy at times. Low around 30. Northeast wind 13 to 16 mph becoming south after midnight. Winds could gust as high as 38 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. Total nighttime ice accumulation of less than a 0.1 of an inch possible. Total nighttime snow accumulation of less than one inch possible.
So, the snow could be heavy at times, but it will accumulate less than an inch? Okay, I'd like to see how that works.