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Hmmmm…

I agree. It’s a weird world these days….

Man. If only that had been a thundersnow deal. But shit. As I type this. Got a HUGE flash and bang. Wow!! Eta….because I was drinking at Other Half Brewing (half the day) today.

More importantly. A fucking moon landing! What’s the moon base state? I’ll move if it’s going to snow there.

We had a good run…I guess. Praying that before next winter the largest black hole ever discovered (7 light years wide - please go ahead and look it up—it’s legit—ask Australia) just swallows us whole and spits us out on the other side into a new base state. Let’s just go ahead and for fun….let’s call it…base state…Dumbo? Babar is an idiot and can go fuck himself. I will now go see myself out and into a deep hibernation until awoken by the first storm thread of the new black hole millennium. So many jokes in there, so little time. And yeah. I swear. It was just beers—and a few meads.

Let’s reel it in! Nothing has looked good or bad all winter anyway until 3-4 days out. I mean what else we got? I’m game for wasting 1 more week of my life watching models. Stupid hobby.

Back in the house now. That was fun. Pummeled almost the entire time. Went from meh to awesome in 60 mins. Eyeing 2”. Maybe we squeak out a little more, but I’m done. Good night all!

It is rippin! Out walking now. Pics in a bit. Loving it though.

Oooooo. Yellowed with heavy yellow incoming! Just need some road and sidewalk caving and I’m good. And no. Never eat yellow snow.

It’s 1:14am and you’re with a bunch of weather weenies trying to find white gold for just a few minutes in life. Never apologize for the claw.

Man good thing I didn’t break out the special beers. Was hoping for an all nighter, but uhhhhh yeah. Think I’m outtie shortly if I don’t see some yellows heading my direction soon. Whatever. As JI said—stupid hobby, but damn it I’ll be here over and over and over again. Next Friday we try again?? ETA—At least I’m on the board…

If only we had a heart and hug emoji here…

I miss him already, but he’s back with his own peeps now and is probably much happier.

I heard he owes somebody here 40” of snow.

Damn. Stickage happened quickly. Coming down nice.

Maybe move the fuck out of Georgetown.

Finally pummeling light snow! Thank god. Now please stick fast so I can get my beer fueled Jebwalk in.

Go to bed Chuck!

I have a playlist on Apple Music of nothing but thunderstorms. I like to go running to it in the warmer months. My per minute mile time drops significantly when I feel like I’m about to be hit by a bolt of lightning. Anyway—where is my HoCo thunder snow!?

And if you dove off a cliff earlier this evening, this train doesn’t take tickets to ride from weather zombies.

I’m surprised his mom lets him stay up this late.

It could have easily gone that way, but I know when to pull the reigns. I’m a professional ya know? Lol. I had a huge cup of Starbucks instead in prep for the evening festivities. So—at this point, kinda starting from square one again. All good though. Lots of amazing beers already in the on deck circle. So LFG!!

After a rockin start to happy hour, had to get a halftime break in. Now just finally getting back to it. It’s Burial Brewing DIPA time for sure, but did I miss anything while I was out? When is my thundersnow!? I’m out here and waiting to act like Jim Cantore.

They can’t control themselves. They keep coming over to us and asking for a NAMing…. I am so SO sorry for my behavior. It was the Belgian Quad…for sure!

Here we go! Hope I’m still standing when the snow actually starts.