It's my fault that it's not raining. I seeded the bare spots (there were many) in my backyard.
After my complaints about the many cool, gloomy, drizzly days we were getting, I told the wife that I'd make it stop. She asked how I was going to do that, to which I responded, "I'm going to seed the yard". She laughed, I laughed, and that was that.
But...since we don't have an outside spigot, I need to rely on rainfall to water it. I was being a bit facetious, but bad luck does follow me around, so here we are....