Atomixwx

Use a sock. Please.

I mean... you're literally throwing me beach balls at this point. I'm not even going to dignify this one with a joke. We can all agree that the joke will simply write itself.

I'm on my way.

Good luck to everyone. May all your rooves (is this a word? Do you hear the funny sound? Do you hear the funny sound? It's my rooves. My rooves.) collapse and we all freeze to death for being such needs haha

I feel like a prize fighter getting ready for the big fight. I have a ton of glad-handing, non-sensical, yes man standing behind me riding my coattails for the duration of my greatness (that's you lot), blabbing a shitheap of nonsense that's nothing more than incoherent psychobabble, a woman riding my ass about every little thing, and a sorry ass bowl of sketti that I would rather lick razor blades and salt than eat but I know I need the carbs to perform at a high level. I'm ready to knock this mother****er out.

Who had Lewistown as the big winner?

It got quiet in here. What happened? Wolf cancel the storm?

Thought you would have been too busy rioting and yelling at horses back then. I'm sure I was there, but I could have sworn you were marching on Warshington wearing vagina hats and crying for safe spaces that day.

SEE WHAT I MEAN?!?!

No because it unfairly portrays me as an alcoholic, and typecasts me to just that. I'm much more than that.

Believe me. Im getting hammered.

I'll take some thundersnow...

Who listens to the governor?

@canderson's wife is usually too busy in the little section beneath my computer desk to really notice.

They should have left you in shitass Azerbaijan.

Get everyone a foot. Call it a win.

Your communist ass would have never made it out of East Berlin alive. Signed, FSH

Let's see for those of us who are cheapskates and don't want to give Joe Bastardi money lol

Looks good. I'll take it. I do feel the red shade ends up about 50-75 miles west of that to the Mount Union, Lewistown, Selinsgrove corridor and east to Carlisle and Harrisburg.

State College lies in a valley far southeast enough of the great lakes to miss out on Lake Effect snow and far north enough to usually get fringed on nor'easters. It's meteorolical hell.

CTP updated Warning language. WINTER STORM WARNING ISSUED: 12:00 PM DEC. 15, 2020 – NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE ...WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 10 AM WEDNESDAY TO 7 AM EST THURSDAY... * WHAT...Heavy snow expected. Total snow accumulations of 9 to 12 inches to the west of the Interstate 99 corridor, and 12 to 18 inches across the remainder of South-central Pennsylvania * WHERE...The Southern half of Central Pennsylvania. * WHEN...From 10 AM Wednesday to 7 AM EST Thursday. * IMPACTS...Travel could be very difficult to impossible. The hazardous conditions could impact the evening commute. * ADDITIONAL DETAILS...Bands of heavy snow with accumulation rates of 2 to 3 inches per hour are likely late Wednesday and Wednesday night. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... The Pennsylvania Department of Transportation and Pennsylvania Turnpike Commission strongly encourage motorists to heed all travel restrictions and delay unnecessary travel as significant winter weather conditions will make travel very hazardous. Call 5 1 1 or visit www.511pa.com for the latest travel, roadway and traffic conditions. To report snow, post to the NWS State College Facebook page, use Twitter @NWSStateCollege, or visit weather.gov/ctp. &&

Has der Ikon ever been right? Lol

That was more for the world travelers coming in from Hagerstown and Havre de Grace and Nick Foles' house than anything. Although, getting back out on the dam toward Ridenhour Overlook (for anyone whose been to the lake before) would be an insane view. You'd be stuck there until March, though.

I'm wondering if Lake Raystown would be the spot to see this go down at this point.

Mine's broken. I hope you kept the receipt.