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    It's because I went all-in on the second hand. To make matters worse, I went all-in just after the flop. I'm willing this one into existence like that time the blonde with the fat jugs on Reno 911 willed her way into winning at the lotto. The only problem was: literally hundreds of thousands also won.
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    Coward
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    Dammit. This is the second hand of the game, and I haven't even had to put in a blind, but it's time. I'm going all-in.
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    Every single one of them needs to call the number on the back of the card. 1-800-GAMBLER.
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    I'm pretty sure it's raining.
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    "Big" Ern McCracken? Is that you?
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    Guys, it didn't work.
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    Snow has turned off. I'm going to shake the machine to see if that will start it back up.
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    I am in Mount Union currently. Roads have caved. Moderately coming down. If it stays at this clip for a few more hours, the advisory will verify
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    You're full of German fun today, aren't ya?
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    Advisory's hoisted
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    Is that a Yiddish spelling of Jawohl?
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    You're still looking at der Ikon?
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    The dry slot, I'm okay with. I have plans in Altoona tomorrow night for the McGregor fight and would really not have to cancel that, so if we can squeeze some accumulation out in the morning and shut it down after that, I would be quite alright with that.
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    I apologise for that.
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    Oh dear Christ. Now it makes sense.
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    The hell happened on here last night? I woke up to a notification and a message from Flathead that I have no idea what it means.
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    Buy American next time, you ****ing communist sack of shit. #Wall
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    I thought the day we ruined them on PennLive.com was the last we would have heard of them.
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    But what about the worms? And did I read you correctly that you put oatmeal into the ground? Are you Eric Andre?
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    I need somebody to quote my response to this. I'm turning my phone down for a bit to get higher than giraffe snatch and **** *want*, I *need* to read about mycelium fruiting bodies and worm depths high off my ass because that's probably the only way I will EVER understand what the **** you just said.
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    I knew I was doing something wrong...
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    Guys. I'm a graphic designer. That graphic is stupid and hard to understand.
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    CTP took to the masochism device (Facebook) a while ago and begun making the mongrel horde aware, therefore setting up their week-long torture. As a kid, I thought hot candle wax on the back was the height of pleasureous pain. These nerds out here getting pitchforks shoved up they cracks. Hardcore, man.
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